Ask a serial killer anything
Ask a serial killer anything
what's your favorite cereal?
Frosted wheat or crunchy raisin bran
How do you choose your victims?
They usually come to me. It always happens to be intrusive alpha male types who are butting into my business with no intentional provocation from me. Like a community/family oriented neighborhood watch commando cop wannabe who follows me around at night or a drunk bro frat douche who is overly inquisitive about my late night actions, in a feeble attempt to impress nearby basic bitches by acting like a defender. I usually make a short but thought out plan within a couple hours of my initial contact with them.
what's your name and address?
WOULD YOU BE SO KIND TO SERIAL KILL YOURSELF?
EDGY WANNABE FAGGOT
Oh my god you're a virgin!
Why would you come here to lie to us about something this edgy
Are you anally agitated?
What's highschool Like these days
Are you religious
haha thats gay af
NO
Would u rate my burger
Why the sky is blue?
...
It's a good feeling knowing I can openly confess to everything and it won't be taken seriously or given any consideration by anyone important
Kek u must be shitposting on threads all day today
STOP LYING YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
send pics then you faggot
FUCK YEAH!
No
Pics or it didn't happen faggot
Id eat it/10
whats your favorite trophy ?
Please proceed like the fbi isnt watching
>>They usually happen to be instrusive alpha males
Age??
How do magnets work?
Omg have you ever read anything about serial killers? Have you even read one thing about the psychology of a REAL serial killer? Any of them, the infamous or obscure REAL serial killers? Or have you just watched Dexter too many times and wanna be a "bad ass". You fucking faggot! Do some research to troll better dumb ass.
what was before the universe?
I usually take any electronics. I don't have any logical reason for this but it isn't ritualistic either. Other than that I don't take any belongings or body parts. I often strip them to their underwear, but leave the clothes nearby.
how do you kill your victims?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
They do
>evenly dispersed sesame seeds
>slight grease glaze on patty
>unsquished bun
>lettuce, no bacon
>no god damned bacon overflow
>bacon overflow is life
>bacon overflow is death
>bacon overflow leaves you satisfied
>satisfied?
>no, there's no bacon overflow
3/10 would not eat.
I let them fuck my ass until they die of exhaustion
Number of kills over how long a period?
Are you god?????
There's no bacon because he is a Jew, they don't eat bacon like savages
Almost always knife or strangulation (charger for an old dvd player), but once with a nightstick
Did you ever up to 50000 points on Double Dragon?
8, starting from April 2010, last was February of this year
Are you a serial killer?
Do you listen to classical music before the murder to help with the accelerated heartbeats?
why are you in a library?