Ask a serial killer anything

Ask a serial killer anything

what's your favorite cereal?

Frosted wheat or crunchy raisin bran

How do you choose your victims?

They usually come to me. It always happens to be intrusive alpha male types who are butting into my business with no intentional provocation from me. Like a community/family oriented neighborhood watch commando cop wannabe who follows me around at night or a drunk bro frat douche who is overly inquisitive about my late night actions, in a feeble attempt to impress nearby basic bitches by acting like a defender. I usually make a short but thought out plan within a couple hours of my initial contact with them.

what's your name and address?

WOULD YOU BE SO KIND TO SERIAL KILL YOURSELF?

EDGY WANNABE FAGGOT

Oh my god you're a virgin!

Why would you come here to lie to us about something this edgy

Are you anally agitated?

What's highschool Like these days

Are you religious

haha thats gay af

NO

Would u rate my burger

Why the sky is blue?

...

It's a good feeling knowing I can openly confess to everything and it won't be taken seriously or given any consideration by anyone important

Kek u must be shitposting on threads all day today

STOP LYING YOU LITTLE FAGGOT

send pics then you faggot

FUCK YEAH!

No

Pics or it didn't happen faggot

Id eat it/10

whats your favorite trophy ?

Please proceed like the fbi isnt watching

>>They usually happen to be instrusive alpha males

Age??

How do magnets work?

Omg have you ever read anything about serial killers? Have you even read one thing about the psychology of a REAL serial killer? Any of them, the infamous or obscure REAL serial killers? Or have you just watched Dexter too many times and wanna be a "bad ass". You fucking faggot! Do some research to troll better dumb ass.

what was before the universe?

I usually take any electronics. I don't have any logical reason for this but it isn't ritualistic either. Other than that I don't take any belongings or body parts. I often strip them to their underwear, but leave the clothes nearby.

how do you kill your victims?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

They do

>evenly dispersed sesame seeds
>slight grease glaze on patty
>unsquished bun
>lettuce, no bacon
>no god damned bacon overflow
>bacon overflow is life
>bacon overflow is death
>bacon overflow leaves you satisfied
>satisfied?
>no, there's no bacon overflow

3/10 would not eat.

I let them fuck my ass until they die of exhaustion

Number of kills over how long a period?

Are you god?????

There's no bacon because he is a Jew, they don't eat bacon like savages

Almost always knife or strangulation (charger for an old dvd player), but once with a nightstick

Did you ever up to 50000 points on Double Dragon?

8, starting from April 2010, last was February of this year

Are you a serial killer?

Do you listen to classical music before the murder to help with the accelerated heartbeats?

why are you in a library?