>be me, 27. >meet gf's friend >1.70 9/10 blonde >she is adorable >have lots in common. >every time we are out with our group we talk for hours. Even if my gf is there. >we always have these deep conversations >Rose looks at me while I'm not looking. I have caught her doing it more than once. >Rose gives hints. >We subtly touch each other, and while we talk we look at each other in the eyes. I dont do that with anyone. >gf notices and asks me if I'm interested in Rose >"no!" >I'm in love with Rose since 2 years ago. >She is everything I always hoped and waited for. >One night Rose tells me about a guy she met >Describes a clear Chad. >He does snorkelling and shit >She asks me what to do >I don't know what to reply, so I tell her that he is prolly an asshole. >ff 6 months >Be me, 1.85 muscular guy, not so pretty but Ive seen some action. >She introduces me to her new bf >it's "chad" >1.70 skinny hipster graphic designer who uses sunglasses even in the night. Intense beatnick fag. Can make poetry about a potato. >He draws and shit. >I'm still in love with rose >Defeated by a fedora faggot.
1. I have a gf 2. She has fedora fag 3. She has hipster like kiss pics with him on IG. She clearly loves him.
Top. Fucking. Kek. Your lies have put me in a good mood
Caleb Martinez
>trips fag with gf >too good to be true kys you fucking 12 yo faggot and leave Sup Forums 4evuh
Asher Clark
you have a gf, don't be a dick
Kevin Lee
>like kiss pics with him on IG. She clearly loves him.
Gabriel Martin
This is Titanic...
Matthew Howard
Instagram wasn't around during the Titanic
Cooper White
OP just needs to tell Rose to tell her bf she'd rather be OP's whore than his wife.
Jordan Cruz
>I'm in love with Rose since 2 years ago. >Defeated by a fedora faggot.
You are the fedora faggot having defeated yourself.
Ryan Gomez
You have a girlfriend faggot.
Xavier Wood
>1.70 9/10 blonde >1.70 skinny hipster
The fuck is this 1.70 shit?
Sebastian Rogers
Text me (858) three nine five 1741
Jacob Rodriguez
Metric system you barbaric fuck.
Blake Murphy
Yeah and wtf was I supposed to do? I am too much of an autist to even make a move, i honestly dont even know how or why i still have a gf
Evan Smith
Yeah, wtf... fml
Lucas Morgan
If you really loved her, you should have been honest with yourself and your gf, now suck it up and make all your love for Rose be love for your GF that is still with you. Good job not fucking up badly but now stick to your current relationship. Also, nice trips mate
Xavier Reyes
>"4evuh" Fuck off randy.
Carson Brown
>She asks me what to do
Too late bro, you've been friendzoned. Get the fuck out of there ASAP.
Liam Hill
>get off my website
David Baker
Yeah, i didnt do anything also because of that...
Aiden Long
I can relate to this, my ex had a 9.5/10 younger sister and I used to be obsessed with her, my ex turned into a fat evil bitch all the while her sister was the sweetest nicest chick.
Then my bro got with her and I hacked accounts to get nudes.
Realistically I have no chance of tapping that but god damn
Ryder Jones
Why? Fuck you
Ryan Butler
Pics you fuckin slob bullshitter
Adam Smith
You is dumb, you is stupid, you is better go kill yourself.
Brody Walker
Also, the "cute girl that likes nerds/fedoras and is clearly liking you but isn't" is a more commom stereotype than you believe. I've dated 1 and met 2 more, suck it up and stick to your curret gf.
Justin Foster
What? So my gf finds out? No thank you.
Austin Howard
Ok,OP, so listen carefully... If done properly, this will get you both chicks. So, here we go:
You will need: -Condoms -Empty apartment(like no one inside) -Wine -Some Barry White music -Something she might like, an object or whatsoever
>Send text to Rose >Ask her to hang out >Go drinking, something like beer, wine >Have conversation, like listening to her >At one point, she will want to go home >Tell her it's ok, but first tell her she has to come by, to give her something >In privacy, if she ever felt anything for you, she will tell you that, so proceed with more wine, some Barry White music >Give her the cockies, long, long >After she falls asleep >Text GF to come home >She comes, she sees >Formulate carefully that you want her to join the team >Proceed with more wine and Barry White music >Sex them for the next hours >enjoylife.jpg
so u are in love with rose but also want to keep your gf and u told ur gf false anwsers meaning u can't even completely open up to ur woman. u done goofed now. imo ur worse than the hipster you selfish idiotic dick