From Neckbeard to Engineer. I woke up this morning and realize I succeeded at life

From Neckbeard to Engineer. I woke up this morning and realize I succeeded at life.

>be me
>2013 - 2015
>honorably discharged vet / college graduate
>perpetually unemployed
>surviving on kindness of family and friends >embarrassing.jpg
>move back in with mom at age 25
>depressed af
>get job at hotel, make $9.00 per hour
>mfw one day I realize that the people working there aren't forced to do so by economic hardship and racism, but they're just shitty and irresponsible people who have no understanding of the world
>college liberal agenda challenged
>start getting fit / listening to Scooby
>get accepted to Penn State / other really good computer schools
>go to an awesome programming bootcamp and kick ass at it
>6 months later land a job as a software engineer

Now I'm making more money than god. I just put a down payment on a house and am moving out of mom's on Monday. I literally have all the things in life I had been working so hard for.
Any success stories, /b?

>Now I'm making more money than god. I just put a down payment on a house
If you couldn't pay cash, you aren't that rich yet

Also check your attitude.
An engineer is the only person known to have died from horse buttsexxx

>Any success stories, /b?
Does not being you count?

>If you couldn't pay cash, you aren't that rich yet

I can pay in cash, I just decided to rent because it'll be cheaper until I decide what state I want to live in (because I can literally live anywhere now).

>Also check your attitude.

Suck my dick, user. At the end of the day, I'm finally a success, and you're trolling my thread. 'nuff said.

> An engineer is the only person known to have died from horse buttsexxx

That is retarded.

Hey man I'm really glad you feel good about yourself for the first time in a while! But you should heed those other guys words your hubris will do you no good.

Samefag.

>"I am successful who else here is successful"
>"fuck u user engineers die from horse buttsex"
>"Does not change that I'm currently successful"

I don't think you know what hubris means.

>I got lucky therefor everyone can
Fuck off op
If your interests dont allign with the economical needs of this world you are worth a shit even educated. But congrats, i guees. Dont blow it fzbboi

your story was...stilted and strange. i'm curious where you live now, thinking just b/c you became a software engineer you can basically do anything you want and live anywhere. you're not even 30 yet, have 0 experience, and i can only imagine have not lived in big cities. the past 15 years i've been in the 2 most expensive in the world, and i've eventually done ok but i'd never sound be so arrogant as you.

your age is showing, it's unpleasant, so gl working on that. and the engineer and horse sex is quite a real thing; showing your youth again.

Well, no success yet but I got my first aerospace machine operator job without a technical degree so that's something. I'm a damn setup guy at that.

>I can pay in cash, I just decided to rent because it'll be cheaper until I decide what state I want to live in (because I can literally live anywhere now).
Be very careful about the debt you go into. Offshoring software work is *very* common in the US....
>Suck my dick, user. At the end of the day, I'm finally a success, and you're trolling my thread. 'nuff said.
Yea but you asked for it. You are bragging about going into debt to get a degree, when there's 1000 guys named Patel who will do the same work for 1/4th what you're getting.
>That is retarded.
It's truth. Do you know who Mr Hands is? -or rather, who he was?.......

> thinking just b/c you became a software engineer you can basically do anything you want and live anywhere

Software engineers are one of the most in demand skills in the US. I got offers in almost every state.

>have 0 experience
Not true
>and i can only imagine have not lived in big cities

Guess again.

> but i'd never sound be so arrogant as you.

I literally opened this thread by calling myself a neckbeard and how I was unemployed for three years.

People calling you arrogant is pretty much what people do when your success makes them feel bad. I don't remember saying that I was better than anyone other than my past self and I'm happy to have made changes in my life. If you guys don't like it, you can fucking suck it. Me working really hard and becoming successful has nothing to do with luck or some kind of personal downfall.

> You are bragging about going into debt to get a degree, when there's 1000 guys named Patel who will do the same work for 1/4th what you're getting.

I didn't go into any debt to get the degree. I worked it off.

>It's truth. Do you know who Mr Hands is? -or rather, who he was?...

Saying he was the only person to have died from it is not true. And yes, I do know who it is, it's just a non-sequitur and totally irrelevant to the post.


>Well, no success yet but I got my first aerospace machine operator job without a technical degree so that's something. I'm a damn setup guy at that.

That-a-boy man. That's the kind of shit I'm talking about. Let's hear more success stories and less whining from /b.

Samefag.

Congrats op. Get used to losers shitposting and being jelly of your success.

But then you have to be a shitty programmer

How does that even logically follow at all?

discharged vet here....general discharge 5 years ago....22 moved back in with my mom and step dad....worked at steak and shake making 8.25 an hour.....depressed as fuck.....went to dive school to be an under water welder....fast forward 5 years....$100,000 a year after taxs(wtf) and just recently started day trading....really heavy into bio techs and in the past 6 months made an additional $40,000. btw im only 27 niggers and next week my company will be flying me first class to the Bahamas on a job for 6 weeks.

i've been studying electrical engineering for the past 4 years and i'm about to graduate i fell pretty good with life atm but i feel like i haven't done anything with my life yet.

yeah, not so much.

triple tap, checked.

I guess I shouldn't have expected many success stories from /b, but it's kind of pathetic that finally getting a job and wanting to talk to others about it has resulted in:

>omg ur so arrogant
>You were just lucky
>Your job is going to get offshored
>one time a guy got fucked to death by a horse and he was an engineer

Okay, now we're starting to get some success stories.

Good for you man! What branch? I'm glad to see you got a job. Vocational school was the way to go.

Don't be so down on yourself! Graduating with that degree is quite an accomplishment!

>go to an awesome programming bootcamp and kick ass at it
Nothing good about being a code monkey

I'm also a vet considering underwater welding.

Where did you go to school?

Nothing good about being in a stable job that isn't physically demanding with awesome benefits that pays above the median US income.

You're right user, OP should work at a gas station,

lol what's pathetic is you thinking it's our fault your thread started off like shit. you've got an unfortunate attitude and dopey outlook on life for all of the supposed life experience you have for 25+.

just sayin.

Lol "How to use the Print Screen Command"

>has one successful moment in life
>gets cocky af
>brags about it in a Persian carpet selling forum

we all know what comes next

air force hahaha.....it was lame as fuck. lots of sheltered kids that have no place in the real world. But yeah OP you got the right attitude you go and get what you want out of life....so don't worry what these guys say.....as a great man once said "there are a lot of losers in the world I guess" -Mr. Woodcock

Ok, just ignore everything about the job and bring up the pay and benefits, which are both dependent on the company you work for.

Some people enjoy programming, I'm sure. But he'll be stuck in a cube the rest of his life in that field.

>you've got an unfortunate attitude and dopey outlook on life for all of the supposed life experience you have for 25+.

No, it's just pathetic faggots like you don't understand success so you whine and shit all over the thread. I never once came out and said I was better than anybody else than my past self, and (what is *arguably* two people) come out crying that I must be some kind of super narcissist who doesn't understand the world.

Looking at this thread, I think it's pretty clear who has the bad attitude m8.

>has one successful moment in life

>Honorably discharged vet
>college graduate

>one
>one
>one

u w0t m8

I went to Commercial dive academy in Jacksonville fl. Lots of guys talk shit but I liked it. Just keep in mind its fucking hard work but you do eventually get used to it.....and let me tell you nothing gets you pussy faster than a chick hearing your an under water welder lol

apple forever. fuck this laptop.

>full relocation
>education reimbursement
>full health
>full vision
>full dental


Pretty good benefits. And yes, I do enjoy programming. Also, being in a cube is not the end of the world. As someone who was in the military, it's a lot better than being out in the desert / snow. Especially as I now get older.

Good Work.
Good luck in the future, just keep improving and learning to keep your skills updated and in demand.

>Good programmer
>Good worker
>Educated
>3 times in a intership
>3 times said that I'm a godlike worker
>3 times said no money to pay me
>Unemployed
>Learning swift so I can get ritch by developing an Idea

I'm a success story too I just don't post on me to inflate my ego.

I was raised in a dirt-poor American family went to school worked 2-3 jobs to pay for everything even with financial aid. Hard work boiled the neck beard out of me. Live in my own place have girlfriends off and on. Graduate get two offers for jobs so I take my "god" salary and support my family and sister. Still have enough to buy whatever I want.

>be black
>got some weed
>driving home
>cop pulls me over for expired tags
>tells me to catch up on registration
>let's me go
>turn corner
>get shot between gang violence
>cop didn't shoot me
>todaywasagoodday.jpg

Thanks user!

Have you considered learning cobalt?

Well you just posted right now about it so you kind of contradicted yourself, but I'm glad your hard work paid off!

are you actually counting graduating college and being honorably discharged vet as successes?are your standards of noteworthy achievements that low?

To each his own man, I went from being essentially a tech in the military to a console operator on the civilian side. I make more at my current position [and more than I would as a tech at the same company] but staring at 8 computer screens all day just sucks the life out of me. I'd give up a little pay to go back to being a tech.

Oh yeah, because being honorably discharged from a combat MOS and getting a BS is sooo fucking easy which is why everybody is doing it. My standards are so low.

Cobalt?
Do you mean cobol?

I hear you. I grew up using computers so it's second nature. In fact, I'm posting this from my home gym right now between reps. I find the work very rewarding and intuitive -- although admittedly sometimes frustrating.

Yeah (autocorrect).

Apparently cobol developers make big money because a lot of old banking systems run off of it and nobody has updated.

Nice work, brother.

I decided at 26 I was going to be homeless if I didn't change. Lost 150lbs, went back to a community college, moved out nine months later. Currently living with my girlfriend and transferred to a good university this semester.

>Mechanical Engineering

On a side note, someone/something (god,karma idk) rewarded my efforts by bringing a wonderful woman into my life the first semester back to school. Good things happen to those that make an effort to change.

Enjoy the new house, drink a beer for me and imagine we're enjoying one together.

>be me
>14 years ago
>graduate high school (barely)
>mom signs me up for college
>decide why not

ff 2 years

>graduate college
>certified auto mechanic
>hate cars
>decide to do it anyways
>all potential employers say no
>certifications not good enough
>check into new certs
>1500/cert
Lolnope.gif

>no job, money, future
>living at moms
>temp agency calls

Fuck green text. Im on my phone.

I worked one day at the assignment. On my way home that night the engine in my truck blew. I got into an argument with my mom. She said to either join the navy like my younger brother or i could gtfo. I left. Didnt talk to mom for about 2 years. I put myself into a homeless shelter. That got old fast. About 2 months in i started looking for financial assistance. I went back to school and got my cdl. Started driving semi trucks. Been doing that for 11 years now.

Too oriented language.
I'm learning swift cause rumors have been said about google integrating it on future android systems.
Also not too much swift developers around here

Awesome man!! This is the kind of stuff I've been looking forward to hearing! Congrats on the girl, by the way.


Stacking up them chips my man! I'm happy to hear it. There's a lot of good money in trucking.

you didn't say it with words, it was your contextual tone, and the only one whining is you for it being pointed out to you lol. and you just keep drawing it out further, what does that say about you?? more of the same, that's what.

I'm going to try to do cobol, but I understand what you're getting at. I just feel like a ton of people are going to learn swift and nobody is going to learn cobol lol

Where do you live?
I live in shitty spain, developers underpaid dreaming country

>a lot of good money in truckin

Meh... It pays the bills. Thats about it. I made 41,000 usd last year.

But at least im not homeless anymore. That sucked.

What'd you do in the military?

It's useless OP. They will always be buttfrustrated over this thread because exactly zero of them are successful.

>be me
>be 22 (2010)
>just graduated college, depressed as fuck, broke
>couldn't find a job in my field
>put it all on the line, spent my life's savings to move to a city
>got a job in online advertising sales
>by 2012 I was making almost double what both my parents were making....combined
>had qt3.14 European girl who fucked my brains out for a year or so
>thought this was success


>fast forward to 2013
>hate my job, hate my life, hate my girlfriend
>quit all 3, move back to the country
>languish between menial dead end jobs, the pay sucks here
>decide to give my degree field a try again after a year of that shit
>join police Academy
>get /fit/, Excel in class (a LOT of police Academy cadets are dumb as fucking shit)
>graduate valedictorian from Academy
>immediately get a job as a cop in a small town with a low crime rate
>get paid $16/hr to sit on my ass and wait for bad shit to happen
>always wanted to get paid to watch TV (I even bring my ps4 in for vidya when I'm the only one watching the town)
>the pay is certainly not what i was making before but i can at least live comfortably on it
>feelsgoodman.ini

Tl;Dr I know that feel for success. What I learned through experience is that true success is not always money, but contentment and happiness

Good for you user! Now get a girl and have some kids

No, what it shows is that you've heard something that nobody has ever said. I doubt you have any actual success in your life which is why, as the rest of the thread has moved on, you feel the need to try and morph my success into some kind of personal inadequacy.

I'm not even mad though, I just feel bad because I know a lot of people like you in real life, and they're the kinds of people that I left behind because they're still doing the same shit - working at the same crappy jobs and bitching about how everything isn't fair and everyone who made something of themselves is must have some kind of personal problem.

Have a nice life.

USA.

Combat MOS


Basically this. A lot of people have been cool though.

>What I learned through experience is that true success is not always money, but contentment and happiness
This is what I was getting at.

Love this story, good job man! There's a lot to be said about doing what you want, and I do miss country living.

Girl is next on the list

Yeah but OP clearly had virtually no money so having a ton all at once is definitely going to enable him to at least get his life straightened out. I've been in that situation and money definitely doesn't buy happiness but you almost need it to get there.

Good for you OP.

>unfortunate attitude
>optimism

You might disagree that he is a success but the sentiment of feeling secure and in control of his shit relates to a reader a major success in life.

tl;dr

>set a goal
>succeed
>is a success

This.

kill yourself faggot

>I live in my mom's basement and work at a grocery store

Got me a girl about a year or so ago. Shes got a STEM degree and makes big bucks for this area and owns a massive house on an island and only asks that I contribute $600/month for rent to live with her.

Oh and she doesn't want kids right away.

>more on the job
I've been a cop for about a year now and I'm one of less than 20 in the entire County with a bachelor's degree. I don't work hard at all, i just use common sense, and my chief looks at me like I'm made of solid gold. He's told me I'm going to be the future leadership of my department and that I'm going to come up for a promotion soon. I'm only 28 and technically still a rookie, so this is very uncommon.

Literally what the fuck else could I ask for from life?

Moral of the story: if you're a dirt-dick NEET who makes excuses, doesnt work hard, and blames everyone else for your problems of course your life is going to suck.

Kek

>getting a BS is sooo fucking easy which is why everybody s doing it

well not literally everyone,but guess again

I love it. Good job! Rather than play the victim you decided to take your future and your success into your own hands. It's too bad more people don't do that rather than wallowing in their own filth and blaming everyone else, demanding their entitlements and being mad at the world.

From the discussion ITT it seems to me the OP is happy working in a cube as a programmer so more power to him I suppose. I was initially here to talk shit on code monkeys but I'm a couple glasses of whiskey in now so fuck it kek

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Exactly; it a fuck ton less about money and everything to do with security. As males and historical providers, security for us means money (almost always).

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> successful at life

Then why are you here faggot?

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Samefag.

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>getting a bs is easy
> easy bs
> =/= good money

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