The OFFICIAL Sup Forums patrician opinions list. They cannot be argued against or else you expose yourself as a full pleb. Only TRUE cinematic patricians may add onto this list.
Let us begin:
- Plot is for babies; it is a visual medium, to be used as so - Star Wars is for 5 year olds - Stanley Kubrick is a slight step above pleb but nowhere near patrician - Genre films are trash and are to be treated as such - Christopher Nolan is pleb tier director; none of his work reaches film status and often time delves into flick tier - European Cinema is objectively better than other any cinema - Women cannot truly enjoy a film properly - Book adaptations are pleb trash fit for only the unoriginal - Steven Spielberg is intro to pleb tier; no argument can be made against this - Animation is for children; kill yourself if you enjoy any of the sort and you are older than 10 - CGI is below pleb tier and is automatic filth - Dialog is for babbies; it is a visual medium, to be used as so - Naturalism is best style; everything else is commercial shit that are dated before they even leave the editing room. The first film that will be shown to patrician extraterrestrials will be from the realism school - Remakes and sequels are cancer; no exceptions
Again, only TRUE cinephiles can add onto this list accordingly.
Carter Clark
what the fuck does kino even mean
Tyler Morris
"I'm autistic."
Joseph Hughes
Stale pasta is stale
The last film I watched was Sunset Blvd. Spew your garbage opinions about the film at me.
Cooper Thomas
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Jacob Smith
I'll make the first contribution to the list.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Jack Price
Sniper: Special Ops
Brayden Myers
Starting with the right foot.
Jack Campbell
>Sarris put Billy Wilder in the canon
For a guy who started auteurism in the US, he sure made some boneheaded moves.
Only patrician will recognize what pic related is.
Cooper Brooks
Who /Dunkaccino/ here?
Ryder Perry
Dismissing CGI is an obvious indication of butthurt manchild pseudo-intellectualism. CGI allows for the realistic portrayal of events and circumstances which would otherwise be impossible to put on screen without making an unintentional comedy.
Jack Bell
It says kino club not Sup Forums movie buff club
Easton Rivera
Any true patrician would find that rigidly accepting some other persons predilections and proscriptions as immuteable fact is total anathema.
I'm afraid the only people you'll find agreeing with you OP are plebs pretending to be patrician.
Gavin Peterson
Name 3 patrician films that use extensive CGI
Christopher Bennett
post your true kino webms Sup Forums
Xavier Watson
Nothing about this sequence is kino user. I sense you might be out to prank us with an ironic post. Am I correct in this assumption?
Bentley James
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David Myers
This is not any old autism, this is pretentious hipster autism.
Tyler Davis
sucker punch speed racer pacific rim
Gavin Gray
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Tyler Sanchez
you fucking know I am
Landon Kelly
You can always tell who the actual insecure plebs are because they start threads like this.
Carson Brown
t. insecure pleb
Jace Hill
>he actually responded
Jace Stewart
>No >No >No You're bating or don't know what patrician films are like. Which is it?
Gavin Long
thread wont bump itself my friend
Wyatt Moore
i hope you're not op op can't bump threads
Grayson Stewart
2deep4u
Lucas Nelson
Absolute cinema.
James Davis
bump
Isaac Wood
Weak bait, nice dubs.
Eli Perez
Some shit meme when you ironically like somethng
William Roberts
This is frightening
Xavier Scott
no i'm not
Sebastian Young
I think OP's rules are pretty much there.
Curious, is this kino? It's my personal fave...
Landon Gray
OP I feel personally embarrassed for you.
Daniel Powell
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Nolan Wilson
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Xavier Rogers
Oops.
John Moore
That feeling you have is called "butthurt" and it has nothing to do with him.
Jace Rogers
Attention fellow Sup Forums posters, these are NOT, I repeat, NOT kino
Lincoln Richardson
Can you imagine the disgust you would feel if you were talking to some people and one of them unironically used the term Kino?
If Sup Forums was a person he would get blasted in the face so many times just for being a weird nerd.
Zachary Robinson
this is true for every Sup Forums board, except for /trv/
Leo Fisher
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Jordan Clark
So that means Only God Forgives is kino
Matthew Gray
Shit
Jaxon Parker
That is both a genre film and features extensive use of CGI.
Hunter Hill
>That is both a genre film What genre? >and features extensive use of CGI. Uhhhhh no. BvS is extensive.
Samuel Robinson
kino bump
Anthony Evans
>MY PEOPLE ARE MURDERED? So was Molasar jewish or did he just pretend to make the old man help him?
Oliver Diaz
I think in some sense he was a Jewish golem.
Ethan Hill
It's short for "aбcoлyт кинoгpaфи" or lè kinèmàtógràphié màgnifiquè. It's a movement started by Дaви́д Áбeлeвич Кáyфмaн in order to achieve the creation of an authentically international absolute language of cinema – ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY – on the basis of its complete separation from the language of theatre and literature.
Mason Stewart
>- Plot is for babies; it is a visual medium, to be used as so That depends on the film. >- Star Wars is for 5 year olds sure >- Stanley Kubrick is a slight step above pleb but nowhere near patrician depends on the movie 2001 is good, dr strangelove not so much >- Genre films are trash and are to be treated as such objectively wrong >- Christopher Nolan is pleb tier director; none of his work reaches film status and often time delves into flick tier aside from the autistic meme language sure >- European Cinema is objectively better than other any cinema no, American cinema is best. >- Women cannot truly enjoy a film properly *tips fedora* >- Book adaptations are pleb trash fit for only the unoriginal cringe >- Steven Spielberg is intro to pleb tier; no argument can be made against this really bold statement dude >- Animation is for children; kill yourself if you enjoy any of the sort and you are older than 10 objectively wrong >- CGI is below pleb tier and is automatic filth objectively wrong >- Dialog is for babbies; it is a visual medium, to be used as so dude I just watched my first Stan brakhage movie now let me tell you how much I spurn traditional narrative cinema lmao cringe >- Naturalism is best style; everything else is commercial shit that are dated before they even leave the editing room. The first film that will be shown to patrician extraterrestrials will be from the realism school 'no' >- Remakes and sequels are cancer; no exceptions 'no'
Cameron Campbell
It means "cinema" in German and Russian (and possibly other languages). At least in German it refers to both the location (theater) and movies "for the big screen" (as opposed to TV movies), while the medium itself is "Film".
So people go to the "kino" to see a "kinofilm", the release date is the film's "kinostart" etc.
Fuck, I'm gonna use
>kinofilm
on here now.
Ironically it'll trigger autists as wrong, although it's not only the legit term, but does sound almost pedantic to any German, since nobody says "Kinofilm" in everyday conversation (just Film).
Anthony Gonzalez
Come on, mate. You're actually answering pasta
Lincoln King
Crime film. And uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes.
Hudson Taylor
>I was just pretending to be retarded implying you don't actually believe this when you copy paste it
Juan Martin
?? I'm not OP. And I wouldn't start a thread as cancerous as this one is. Fucking anti-art fags
Joseph Hall
Haha triggert.
Jace Young
The point of a thread like this is to start discussion. I doubt even the person who wrote the text in the OP believes every point.
Nathan Reyes
I guarantee he believes most of it but is exaggerating his beliefs and using inflammatory language to get people to respond
Owen Howard
>plot is for babies, it is a visual medium So according to your standards, a great movie could consist of a guy literally sitting in a chair staring blankly at a camera for 3 hours with proper framing and cinematography.
David Williams
It could be. But if you say 'the plot was predictable,' you have outed yourself as a plen. It doesn't say anything about the cinematic quality of the kinofilm.
Luke Walker
Plot is part of the film though
Jack Anderson
It's not specifically cinematic, though. Plot exists in novels, plays, oral stories, etc.
Jaxson Moore
That doesn't mean you shouldn't consider it when an evaluating a movie.
Levi Jones
But it does show you don't know how to talk about things that are specifically filmic.
Brandon Foster
You just outed yourself as a moron though.
Plot is just as important as every other aspect in the movie
Carson Sullivan
Luis is kino acting in its purest form.
Isaiah Watson
nope. stop considering yourself knowledgeable about film if you refuse to consider all aspects of a film, instead narrowing your scope to whatever interests you. furthermore, what is specific to film? framing is found in photography and so is composition (also in theatre).
Christian Rodriguez
the part where he is digging his brains out is maybe the most graphic thing i've ever seen
Nathaniel Jackson
camera movement, editing
Matthew Brooks
I don't understand the ending of only gods forgive.
Did he cut his arms or not?
Robert Ward
Sin city. 300. Dark city.
Christian Brown
So film criticism should be strictly limited to talking about camera movement and editing? brilliant
Brayden Howard
Chinese kino , best kino
Kevin Diaz
>Steven Spielberg is intro to pleb tier; no argument can be made against this we must admit that Jaws was a fucking masterpiece, though
>Dialog is for babbies; it is a visual medium, to be used as so m-michael?
I agree with everything else
Jaxon Richardson
>- European Cinema is objectively better than other any cinema
lol
Jayden Morris
The thing is most critics wouldn't talk about that at all, or only superficially and not how it creates the meaning of the film
Brody Rogers
maybe it's just me but I think it makes much more sense to criticize people for not talking about that than to criticize people for talking about plot
Xavier Davis
Maybe.
Mason Adams
5/7
loved it
Hunter Jenkins
I'm 10 years old and wat is this?
Sebastian Foster
who unapologetically """"pleb"""" here?
fuck your boring indie arthouse flicks
John Torres
Literally every film is a genre film
Asher Gutierrez
damn its been deleted. It was a webm of a guy in a weird bead studded poncho beside a corpse on a bench in the desert. Poncho man hacks off the hand of the corpse and begins chewing on the flesh around the wrist of the newly severed hand. He appears to be enjoying this immensely. The webm jumps to poncho man cracking open the skull of the corpse and proceeding to dig out grey matter with his hands, stuffing the brains into his mouth and slowly chewing it, then gagging and spitting it out. Another flash forward and our guy is playing with intestines, draping them on himself before digging out an organ and going to town on it. Then there's this shot where he puts on a mask and takes it off after a few moments. Then he is straddling the corpse which is now just a skeleton, presumably because poncho has stripped all the meat from the bones to play around in, and he is making out with the skull of his playmate.
I only watched the webm once and its burned into my brain. What the fuck is this from? The webm was titled "communion" but no google results yet.
Adrian Nguyen
do you know what movie it's from?
Thomas Edwards
are you fucking baiting me or are you actually that retarded? That's what I'm asking fuckface
Ryan Morris
sorry i forgot to read your last sentence because i went to look it up in the archive half way through reading your description
Henry Reed
did you find it in the archive? Fucked up right?
>pic unrelated. bumping with tv waifus until someone answers my question
Mason Anderson
yes well reading the description i thought you were talking about some sort of snuff video like 3 maniacs 1 hammer or whatever so i was relieved to see it was just a movie
Mason Howard
congratulations
Christian Foster
I think youre forgetting "narration" on your memelist
Caleb Fisher
>- Stanley Kubrick is a slight step above pleb but nowhere near patrician
Chase Sanchez
>kinofilm kinograph
Julian Walker
no its got to be from some movie, you can tell its pork he's eating