I need some advice guys. I want to fuck my friend's girlfriend...

I need some advice guys. I want to fuck my friend's girlfriend. For the past few weeks everytime i jerk it i fantasize me pumping cum in her while my friend sucks my balls. Should i tell him (I'll leave the ball sucking out)? And how do you bring up threesomes?

Quite easily. Go to your friend and tell him that you want to fuck his girlfriend. No need to beat around the bush just go in bluntly and with confidence. And if that fails, then at least you tried

Next time you go out drinking, wait until the alcohol has just started to loosen everyone up and then casually mention to both of them how lucky your friend is to have met her, mention something that she'll like as well not simply 'I bet the bitch swallows'. Don't mention fucking her unless one of them brings it up, don't come on too strong or she'll get creeped out, just occasional subtle hints on how attractive she is and maybe mention a bull fantasy when the mood is right.

When you do fuck her take pics and post them here.

>Hey man mind letting me fuck your girlfriend and cuck the shit out of you?
I'd punch you in the face. That's your friend's girl man, she's off limits unless he approaches you. You need to reconsider how good of a friend you really are.

These are very different approaches

Hes a good friend but there is just something about her and i wouldn't fuck her unless he was cool with it

Be a gentleman about it: offer to suck HIS balls while he cums in her. Then you ask about it switching it round.

whatever you do, just dont go behind his back and fuck around with your friend's girlfriend. i did that 3 years ago and it fucked me hard, as it should have. i got what i deserved.

No man im not gay

No i couldn't do that to him. Plus I'm not an asshole

Post pic of grille in question

WTF but you want him to suck your balls? kek faggot

not being blunt is going to creep the GF out like crazy. you need to be on good terms with her, like she needs to find you attractive and you need to know whether or not you feel safe approaching the subject. if you dont, then it'll never come off naturally, and your best bet is to just keep living your life and wait for an opportunity.

No, he just wants to fuck his friends girlfriend so he can try to take her. Come on man.

he explicitly mentions: "me pumping cum in her while my friend sucks my balls."

I still don't talk to my old best friend because he brought up wanting to have a threesome with my gf at the time, who I was in love with

>not an asshole
>wants to fuck his best friend's girl

Green text time

good job user. how it's supposed to be, but thats asking for alot in the human nature.

Degenerate faggot

yeah depends on the person and the nature of their relationship. i have one friend who probably wouldnt have gotten offended if i asked. maybe weirded out, but not offended. but most people i know probably wouldnt take kindly to that.

dont forget while his friend is licking his balls.

too lazy. ive told the story 1000 times.

Well i don't want him to but if he just started i wouldnt stop him

But you want him to suck you balls? you at least gonna let him fuck your ass? or this it all about your piece of shit ass?

Well I'm one of those people you'd think could care less.. but I was really in love and then felt really betrayed by my boy. We were all pretty drunk too, so I don't think that will help

kekles

It sounds like you want to cuck him, thats not really what a friend does...

well to be honest, he didn't really do anything wrong. if anything he approached the subject in the right manor, considering you being heartfelt about it was just either a bad call from him or you not fending off his subtle hints.

Just ask for a threesome sounds like a great idea OP

my friends weird about this kind of shit though, like when we were teenagers i dated his ex girlfriend like 3 months after they broke up and he didnt care, and they were together for a year.

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But only if hes okay with it

Well its not really cucking

bro u want him to lick ur balls i cant get over that ur such a fucking faggot wtf man

Rolledirollroll

heres a better idea: instead of just retardedly asking for a threesome or if you can fuck his girl, get a girl of your own and try to get a foursome.

Dude your saying you want him to submit to you by licking your balls, you don't deserve him as a friend bro.

No i don't want him to but if he did that would be cool. I'm not going to be doing gay shit with him just his girlfriend if he wanted to join thats fine but we would be fucking her not each other

DENIAL

Well thats why i said i wouldnt tell him about that part

No its just not gay

no, youre a little gay...theres nothing wrong with it, just dont be in denial.

Not in denial I'm perfectly straight

but you wouldnt mind your friend sucking your balls...okay, buddy.

I'm not sucking his balls he would be sucking mine while i fuck a woman. I wouldn't be doing shit to him

Yeah.. but I'm actually straight and do not want my balls anywhere near another mans mouth

Prude

So your admitting you wanna turn him into a cuck secretly.

No i would tell him about the girlfriend fucking but not the ball sucking. Also i wouldnt cuck him unless he asked he's my friend still

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adasd

You're saying if one of your friends started sucking your balls you would stip them?

>He says as he fantasizes about getting his balls sucked by a dude

But its more about the girl

Checked and yes I would

No you wouldn't don't lie

I wish I had a friend like you. But not like a normal friend, that would be weird.

Why not. Are you in Chicago?