New Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

New Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

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Winona Ryder in 2004

[[[COUGH]]] BULLSHIT!!! [[[COUGH]]]

I don't expect you to believe me, but it's true.

details

Requirement: tell us about their pubic hair situation

they don't call the ghost for nothing lol

Ali Wong swallowed my load in a TGI Fridays's parking lot. Not really famous but on TV.

nice dubs btw

former irish model Toni Harney in 2007. Nice tanned slut.

on the right in the pic

and/or details in general

Kevin Spacey hit on me at a club in Boston. He was shitfaced, but he was okay when I said I wasn't into guys.

Totally bald cunt

Is the guy who gangbanged this Asian chick in here?

ohhhh, she comes off as such a dirty girl in her comedy. always wondered if that was just bullshit, so you just made my day. gonna take it all as true.

love her bit about hubby not appreciating the fact that she would do anal telling him "don't you realize if I put an ad on cragislist saying 'petite young Asian female seeks anal', I would BREAK THE INTERNET"

green text please

>you are my hero, user

That icarly bitch gives good head?

yeah, definitely gonna have to have a good fap to this

Met her in 2004, which was a little after she disappeared from the shoplifting thing. Saw her hiking in SoCal one afternoon, then ran into her again where our cars were parked.

Landing strip up top, shaved/waxed otherwise.

>Landing strip up top, shaved/waxed otherwise.

correct answer

fucker her

i had sex with sienna grace

where is the Maisie faggot?

probs the dumbest shit to ask on Sup Forums in retrospect
think about it, even if one of us had fucked someone famous, who's going to believe any of us without hard tangable evidence?

and who's going to incriminate them selves as a user of Sup Forums and incur the mdeia shitstorm that follows as a result?

post pics of your self naked or give us someones life to mess with or fuck off.

Yup I'm here.

How hairy was she down there?

I was parked near her, we had the same kind of car. I asked her if hers was in the shop as often as mine, and the conversation went from there. I asked her if she'd like to grab coffee, and she said yes.

We had coffee and talked for about two hours. She was very chill and laid back, a little quirky, but basically pretty normal. Really enjoyed talking with her to be honest. When we were leaving, she asked if I'd hike with her again sometime. Of course I said yes.

We hiked the following weekend, and I asked her to have dinner. She said yes, and we did. It was all very laid back and normal.

To be honest it wasn't that hairy. She had a bush for sure but it's nothing crazy like you see some Asians have in porn. I think she kept it trimmed so it was alright. I really don't mind girls with hair since I myself don't really shave either.

Where did you cum on her when you finished? Always wanted to fuck an Asian slut but it's tough finding a Asian in my city.

of course it is. we're all starballers on here. :)

Kate Winslet.

I'm not... The only famous person I fucked was my girlfriend and she's only famous with my friends.

She was giving a blowjob before I finished so I just cum in her mouth since it was the closest spot. At that time I didn't know we were allowed to finish inside her but one of my friends did and she didn't protest or said anything. If I has known I probably would have blown my load inside her as well.

Apparently an user from the last thread says that in Japan prostitution is legal as long as you don't fuck them in the pussy. I'm just going to throw that idea out for you.

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Pic related

>in Japan prostitution is legal as long as you don't fuck them in the pussy
You also have to pixelate your private parts if you want to stay legal.

Victoria Bastel

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She was in the dead pool, the bad lieutenant, romeo is bleeding

Went to high school with her, she was a surfer girl hanger on, best friend was named Carolyn, she loved beach boys music
We were in band together, she played flute, never dated anyone
Had a band competition in Pacific Grove, we were seniors, she got really drunk at a beach party we had, before getting on the yellow school buses for the ride back to San Francisco
I had a Walkman and she wanted to listen to music, I agreed if she would sit on my lap, we were not friends and she rarely acknowledged my existence, but I had something she wanted
She was really tiny 5 foot, 100 pounds, she was wearing a skirt, sat on my lap and leaned back, legs were on either side of mine, she put my hands on her thighs
With ass on my dick and the rocking of the bus and her wiggling back and forth I was hard as a rock
The bus was dark, lots of sleeping teens, I put a blanket over our laps and undid my jeans, she reached down and stroked me, never said anything just listened to the music and strokes my dick, I pulled her panties off and moved to get inside her, she stopped me, put my dick against the outside of her lips, closed her legs tightly and began to rock op and down, took 15 minutes and I exploded, she licked her fingers and I held her all the way home
On Monday everything was as if nothing had happened, except when ever I saw her, until graduation, she always said hello

Great actor, don't get why he still bothers to try and hide his gayness

How would you go about fucking a famous person?

Jacked off in a port-o-potty that Rosanne Barr had just left seat was still warm and she had farted sat there thinking about her tv show and jizzed on the seat she had been sitting on

A friend of mine fucked Drew Barrymore at a party at Merv Griffin's place.
The guitar player in his band was gonna hook up with her, but got back together with his girl kinda last minute.
My pal 'Trick got as lucky as a guy could get that day.
He also used to be a driver for Heidi Fleiss' girls.

I fucked Olivia Wilde 12 years ago, when she was filming for The OC.

She was 20 and had a rocking body.
Rode my cock and even let me finish on her back

Best pussy i had in my life

Please tell me she likes to suck cock even If she doesnt

she likes to suck cock even If she doesnt

are you kidding? she sucked me for like 10 minutes straight

I once thought I was fucking Michael Jackson but it ended up being Miranda Cosgrove... ;(

Monica Lewinsky.
Sort of, in a round about way.
Went to a Clinton rally last summer, Hillary wasn't there but Bubba spoke on her behalf.
After he finished his talk he moved along the railing shaking hands and getting pictures taken, I held out my hand, he shook it and said he liked my beard, I thanked him and wished his wife luck.
Put my hand in a brown paper bag when I got to my car, got home, went to my room, got nude, pulled up some pictures, took out my organic lube and started jacking.
Monica, Juanita, Paula Jones, Hillary, Chelsea and the hundreds of thousands of people his hand had touched, were now all touching, grasping, squeezing and stroking my cock, world leaders, all the president's, actors, models, all of them.
When I was done, I realized that by proxy I had cum on all of them, I smelled and licked my hand, a hand that had touched the hand Clinton had fingered his wife with, Monica's ass with, all those women, Jesus, got hard again and fucked them all a second time.
Then I realized he was a rapist, and by extension sp was I now, I felt guilty and washed my hands, used peroxide to remove my shame.
But still, in a round about way, Monica Lewinsky stroked my dick, twice.

How did you meet her?

Bush?

Follow the rules son.

I went to highschool with her.
Sadly, I only fucked her twice

very little, trimmed

With condom? How tight was she?

Aubrey plaza gave me head back in highschool

no condom. Not tight as a virgin 18 year old but tight enough.

quality post

Can I be you?

>Sup Forums

gtfo

I was Sasha Grey's first time.

Annnnd, proving my point.

It happened, is a good memory, and I don't mind sharing it whether you think it is fiction or not.

If I wanted to make something up I'd pick someone hotter or more famous.

I'm not Johnny Depp

accidentally sat on a jizz puddle on the toilet seat in a portapotty two in line after Rosanne Barr was in it.

I am 12 and Donald Trump touched me on the no-no 15 years ago.

move to toronto. enough to go around here.

you must be a femanon then

did you give her the HIV? or did she get that later?

the only point you have is atop your head.

>downplaying her level of fame to make it more believable.

you're a fucken idiot. :)

yeah, but you ate his cum out of Winona's
cunt.

>whether you know it or not

prove it

you should tell someone

I fucked Tanya Donnelly from The Breeders and Belly.

Swear to God

>it's tough finding a Asian in my city.

bet there are plenty of asian whores to be found in your city or near by. best part, you don't have to figure out how to try to fuck them - you just give them money and they do it.

check craigslist, backpage (is that still around?), nightshift.co etc for ads. If you don't find any of that, just go to asian massage parlors. You might just get a hand job, maybe a blow job, probably won't get to fuck but some times you can - all depends on the house rules.

Because it would limit his roles.

Rupert Everett used to get some good rolls, then he came out, and now he's always cast as the gay friend.

Spacey knows better than that.

>no need for me to be that clever, sport


Unless you've bagged virgins your whole life - if you've even had sex yet - you've been doing the same thing.

Not Johnny Depp's. that officially makes you gay, user.

looks like she sucks a mean cock (later in life) or not at all (younger years). probably both are true.

because you're not that clever. you're a liar.

those who post bragging about nailing a celeb have extremely low self esteem. just go ahead and KYS :)

I slept with Becky Lynch a few times about eight or nine years ago, if you consider her famous.

She wasn't wrestling at the time, due to an injury. I only asked her about it a couple of times, I could tell it was hard on her when she couldn't do it. Nice girl, lot of fun. I'm glad to see her back in the ring and doing what she loves.

Can't say she was into anything too kinky, just liked to ride on top and let me finish on her tits and stomach. She was neatly trimmed at the time, don't know if she shaves her pussy these days.

I went to a separate school obviously.

swallow? dt?

obviously she is in to pussy, faggot.

His tattoo is the joke here. It used to say "Winona Forever". They split, he had the "na" removed.

Ok?

9/10 user, well done.

That must be why Hillary still hasn't come out.

Not fucked but I have touch Sophie Dee's tits at a strip club apperence she did in El Paso texas

Whatever neckbeard. I don't need to convince you or anyone else. Fuck off.

My self esteem is just fine, so I won't be offing myself. Thanks for the advice though.

Swallow, yes, deepthroat, no. Her technique was really good. She preferred me to cum on her rather than in her, though.

Any other sites like this? There isn't anything aside from like backpage in Canada

so your blow job story is fake as fuck. if you said she licked your pussy, we might believe you.

youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

I fucked Rebecca Black in her butthole when she was 13 in international waters

KEK. i upset you. just go ahead and give a bj to a .357 magnum. :)

i hit travis scott's palace and stroked his cactus

Ya I had sex with a Jewish girl once and she said she was the 47th generation descendent of Abraham

do your own homework, I already gave you ideas.

just look in the white pages for asian massage parlors and you'll get at least a hand job

* when they ask if you've ever been there before, the answer is "yes"

* leave your hands off of the table. stroke her legs. be nice about it, at least at first. if she lets you, a hand job is probably available

* when she asks what you do for a living, have an answer ready to go. doesn't have to be true, but have an answer. if you hesitate or say you don't want to answer she'll get spooked and think you're a cop. think of the answer now. "sales" whatever.

* if she starts touching you close to your naughty bits say something like "mmm, that's nice" to give her a green light to go further.

* if she asks after the massage if you want anything else, answer with a hand motion not with words. it's like secret code that can't get recorded on audio or something. if she asks WHAT you want, a blow job is probably an option Point to your mouth with it open. etc. If you want to try to fuck, do the thing where you fuck your one finger with your other finger. just a hand job? just do the jerk motion.

Reasonable "tips" are in the range of $40 for hand job, $60-$80 for blow job. $100 for fucking. some areas may demand more.. or less... it's a negotiation. you can always fall back on "that's all I have - more next time". They're in for the repeat business so they'll agree.

is that what happened to her voice?

Amanda Bynes before she went crazy. It was a while back. I wanna say like 2006/2007

Clean pussy? What was the sex like?

Not shaved bit well kept. It was like fucking any other college girl at the time for me. Wild, rough and lots of dirty talking. Would recommend if she ever gets her sanity back.

>Would recommend if she ever gets her sanity back.

Would seriously recommend if she doesn't.

>crazy bitches fuck best

Look at those floppy, sloppy tits.