This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 7'2'', 300lbs (2.18m, 150kg)

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Laugh as the action of slapping someones ass causes his oversized heart to go into full cardiac arrest.

also this

Slap his shit

Giggle since he slapped my ass, then ask him if he wants to work out together.

I'm a 7'1", 237lb woman.

Find new girlfriend. No coming back from that.

Call my cousins and friends to beat his shit.

Btw I'm albanian.
He would be 1,50 cm after the beat up.

Call the police and have him arrested for sexual assault.

rape him

>Albanian
Of course you would call your cousins to beat someone up.

Just kick him in the nuts with a stretch out kick, if he bends down the i will put all power into a shovel hook or an uppercut to his face, maybe a knee if he bends down even more or i could put my hands behind his head and just drive it into the ground. Stomp him when he is lying on the floor

>albanian
the kebab will be removed once and for all

Pull his pants down and viciously suck his cock. Then call him a fag and watch him cry as he runs away

Kick his knees in.

Double footed dive kick to his kneecap to dislocate/hyperextend it.

Do nothing because I'm a 6'2'' manlet compared to this big guy

Pics of you're awesome self

>7'2"

Sounds like the perfect height to do pic related without needing to kneel down.

I'd ask him if he'd like to fuck my girlfriend whilst I watch.

When he comes back to our room, I'd assume the cuck position in a seat in the corner whilst he and gf fuck on the bed.

I'd start by pretending to jack off so they think I am truly cuck'd but once I see they are into each other and significantly distracted, I'd sneak out of the room.

I'd then change my phone number, move interstate whilst leaving no forwarding address and I'd also change my name. Whilst driving to my new home I'd listen to Goyte's "Someone I used to Know" on the radio.

pull my gun out

Suck his dick?

slav squat ha?

laugh at him because he will never be able to scratch his back or suck his own dick.

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this is what I'd do.

I kick him in the balls - then I run like hell.

Because I never skip leg day.

>300lbs(150kg)
Actually more like 136 kg

This. I'm 6ft 350lbs

Take my girlfriend to the hospital and pray they can fix her broken ass.

And pussy

Box him. Sure, he's tall and strong, but doesn't mean he can fight, and even if I lose, you're going to lose a fight at least once. That, and i'm short, so slipping a punch would be easy, and going for the body then ending with the face would be a breeze.

I deck him one. It doesn't matter if it works or not, the point is that I do it because he hit my gf. Defend your honor, and hers, man.

>You're
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Kys

I'm 8'3 560lbs. Slapping ass is my business.so this man child would be assed the fuck out.

>be me
>10'4"
>walking around with my 5'1 gf
>this hotshot mistakes me for a pillar and goes to slap my gf's ass
>with lightning-like reflexes, i reach out one of my gargantuan hands and grip his entire torso
>he squeaks as i begin to crush his ribcage
>"you should have thought about this before you went and tried to slap ass, you commie faggot"
>activate my shoulder mounted rockets and aim one at his face
>"time to kick dick and chew ass gm, breh"
>try too hard to meme
>it doesn't phone
>the escape velocity of a neutron star is half the speed of light
>dillon! you son of a bitch!

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good for you mate

Let him take her because it's just a female, then fuck the insecure girl on the right?

NEW > ERRYTHANG

Teleport behind him with my katana and say "nothing personal"

get the idea to slap other guy's gf's asses and see what they do

>pic related it's me

I highly doubt the likelyhood of that scenario.
That guy only seems tall because he's standing next to some short girls.

I rofl then throw my gunt in his face.

Butthurted?

It was a joke about calling my cousins/albanian friends. But come on what can you do when the other person is >2 meters and weights > 100kg?

You would probably suck his cock...

>Kick him in the nuts

I'm not gay senpai.

pull my dick out because it's probably twice the size of his
big dudes always have small dicks

So dwarfs have massive benis?

in the face with a crowbar from behind?

Slap his ass

take pocketknife
steal kidneys
profit