Help Sup Forums I just scored big

Help Sup Forums I just scored big

How do I reply back to this in a non beta way?

You already fell in the friendzone faggot

send pic of panty drawer

>>poem

did I misspell? am not gonna write pottery to her you fucking faggot

>poem
>non-beta

OP write this exactly. Don't question me.
"I got an ounce of kush and some wine. Let's get wasted and fuck like rabbits til monday."

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I'm proud of you OP.

this op is how you can pretend you're not a beta-male cuck
>/thread

This is her, will I finally lose my Virignity familianio's?

Yeah okay this was the right thing to say Gotta make good on the bud tho. You got some?

what do you mean?

what the hell is even kush?

better weed

>"aww how sweet of you"
kiss of death. you're already screwed. gtfo now before you embarass yourself.

420 pro

fucking hell you fucking leafs! fuck of to Sup Forums already fuck! she was hot I should just stuck my guns and did it my way

There once was a girl called Ris
whose pussy I wanted to kiss
and lick and suck
and finger and fuck
and cover in my warm wet piss

there's your poem, homo

Weed
>Gotta make good on the bud tho
Though honestly OP, I think you could actually skip all that.
When she shows up just start kissing her and take her inside. The rest will come to you.
She's insecure. Mostly about her weight I'm guessing. If you show her enough affection and make her feel desired she'll be like putty.
Treat her to some oral after you take her in or something, make *love* to her dude, she'll be a return customer.

ew what the fuck op. you hittin on fatass nigresses?? you're on your own with that.

I got an ounce of kush and some wine. Let's get wasted and fuck like rabbits til monday.

what the fuck? how is she fat! stop wanking of to traps you moron

this

OP you got this in the bag. Just wait and see what she texts you back. She is gonna fuck you shit UP.

kek

she hasnt replied what the fuck!!!

omg why did you send that to her. STOP BOMBING

Say: "I wanna make love to you, darling"

you sir are the very hand that guides these beta boys leading them on the road to becoming men

10internets to this man

better follow up with a "please respond"

that'll do the trick

how is she fat? are you fucking blind? shes a fat black bitch you nimrod.

You poem her about pissing on pussy...figure it out you fucking mongoloid.

might as well it's over

She's not quite fat but unless broads are rail thin they'll feel like they are, tho.
OP's got a nice one here, the sex will probably be good. I think you're gonna see some excellent anal here OP. If you segue this into a nice fwb arrangement you're good to go for a while.

fuck you Sup Forums this is the last time i'll come here for help

going to /r9k/ next time

'I could write you a poem'
K E K
OP, you did not score big. Unless you count her weight, in which case then yes you scored fucking massive.

say this op, this will enchant any ape
"mup da doo nigga shiet girl, you muhfuggen fine. you trying to get that pipe?"

/thread

you cannot possibly be this autism

The thread was over the moment you posted a picture of an ape in clothes.

>going to a bunch of autistic faggots with no social skills next time
good luck

OP this is very important.
Don't say anything else
Just wait. Don't get impatient and freak out. Let her stew and get in the mood.

> says the autistic faggot

If a girl ever says "awwww" to you, you're friendzoned. Gonna save you a LOT of time and trouble here OP, either seriously tell her you want to go on a date with her right now, or just stop pursuing her all together.

nice use of green text you fucking aspy retard

I thought I would just write that last message

we will see if she replies by tomorrow

Wait what
You sent that poem by the random shitposter?
Sweet jesus

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let's fuck

We were so close OP.
You can salvage it don't worry, putting it on the table now will help you later. But fuck, man.

kek

Tell her you are going to write her a poem about Timbuktu.

While traveling in a foreign land
Through desert heat and burning sand
A caravan came passing through
destination Timbuktu

Or

Tim and I traveling went
found 3 damsels in a tent
Although they were 3
and we were but 2,
I bucked one
and Timbuktu

moar pics of her

Hahahaha. I cant believe you sent her that poem! Make sure to wake up in the middle of the night and send her a a grainy dick pic with night vision filter. Works like gang busters.

i bet this freaky bitch likes it and replies to you once she finishes herself off

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post screenshot of the full poem