Donald"PussyGrabber"Trump (sick hair tho) voters: dumb rednecks who actually think that their trailer trash life will improve if they elect a billionaire somehow.
Hillary"CuckQueen"Clinton voters: White guilt liberal cucks, feminazis, and dumb niggers who think that this billionaire whore actually cares about them after she has their votes.
300+million people and you fucking retarded fags managed to narrow it down tho thes two raging power hungry faggots. Haha. If these two will actually have more than 10 million votes combined, it will actually prove that americans are the most easily manipulated dumb retards in our galaxy. You faggots are the laughingstocks of the world right now.
Haha, LOL. Good job, retards.
Sebastian Anderson
Amen brother
Adam Parker
Except trump is actually good and willingly stepped away from a billionaire lifestyle to try and make the country better.
Caleb Hall
don't forget the war with russia
Luis Walker
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Dylan Miller
USAfag here. You about summed it up perfectly.
Andrew Ross
I'm British, I don't give a fuck who wins but
She is everything I hate about politics
He is an egotistical shithead but I think it might be a laff if he gets in an upsets a few more like her
Jayden Richardson
>Except trump is actually good and willingly stepped away from a billionaire lifestyle to try and make the country better.
Nigga please. All the publicity has to have been bolstering his profits and net worth.
Owen Gomez
You meant "African American" please right? Fucking shill cuck
Ryder Rogers
Britfag. Hillary would fit right in the EU dictatorship, Trump's an alpha.
David Reyes
I'd believe that if he donated his entire fortune before entering the race.
But he didn't, so this is just bullshit.
Aaron Long
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Jace White
That's what a good half of us are asking right now. How the fuck did it become such a fucking circus where these two were the one's chosen?
Thank goodness we have an outdated system to select candidates based on the number of people who can show up in person, in this age of electronic communication.
Connor Thompson
The candidate is clear if lulz matters. Nice political engagement on b this days.
Levi Collins
How do people find it strange that 'these two' candidates get chosen. Its basically from a fight fire with fire perspective
Camden Gutierrez
That's you in the pic
Isaac Jackson
Say it with me, folk
PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
Lucas Taylor
The other Republican nominees were just as corrupt as Clinton but would have lost on account of not having vaginas. They were forced to throw a curve ball and struck out.
Juan Morris
How do people like you even exist?
Carson Long
Can't wait to say: "This midshipman's president is the honorable Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton"
Robert Long
People who actually have a file saved on their computer for this copy pasta shit are pathetic
Brandon Sullivan
Thank God today Hillary struck back and confronted the corrupt FBI and its election interference and promotion of a convicted sexist. Way to go Hillary!
Thomas Parker
Op: a smelly retard with a black cock up his ass.
Jaxon Peterson
The same way those Christ fuckers are still around.
Brody Sanchez
Will not happen.
Justin Campbell
As a brit, the only reason I hope trump is elected, is so that I can say that at least the UK didnt do the *most* idiotic thing in 2016 by voting for a brexit that has fucked our economy utterly.
Both my be like biting into a shit sandwich, but trump seems to be a shit sandwich wrapped in a turd baguette, whereas clinton at least has a little bit of bread to go with the shit filler.
Jonathan Ward
Fuck off, Mohammed.
Ayden Adams
Oh yeah, I remember! The UK is at war, the economy has collapsed, and Hitler II took over the country.
Fuck off soros
John Sullivan
Got share options so pretty well I am fucked if the tangerine fuck trumpet wins.
I don't get it. The more insane he becomes the more they love him. He does not even pretend to tell the truth and they lap it up.
I imagine a few years worrying about there jobs and the price of there houses and whatnot will clear their minds a bit though.
Evan Peterson
well, the economy has had more than a 20% fall in value vs the dollar and euro, and the pound has gone from being one of the top 5 global currencies to now performing weaker than the Argentine peso.
And we've not even left the EU yet. that's just the side effects so far...
Nolan Wilson
All that immigration over the past decade must have held us in good stead though, right?
Chase Davis
Does African American include Jamaican and Australian?
What exactly does the term mean? Is it just another phrase for Black?
It seems a little racist
Gavin Barnes
Are you black, why do you give a fuck?
Adam Perry
People are morons though. It was never going to be a spectacular collapse. Just a gradual shift of investment away from the UK.
Looking at Bloomberg, Nissan were going to fuck off until the government got the cheque book out to save face.
Jordan Kelly
the reason why its narrowed down to these two is the following:
hillary -> establishment wanted her to be the nominee, she became the nominee.
trump -> she was something different and funny, so people voted for him either for the lulz or believing him to be better than the slave-politicians that haven't done anything for them.
>also an eurofag, I'm with h..TRUMP!
Joseph Harris
correcting myself a bit here, trump is a he, not a she. in case you didnt know.
Carter Cruz
>willingly stepped away from a billionaire lifestyle
Pure fucking delusion.
It makes me sad this isn't just trolling.
Oliver Bennett
Africa is a continent, there are 64 states. It's as big as the continent of America.
US people call blacks African American instead of calling them black no matter where they're from because they're too stupid to work it out.
Does it sound OK to call someone German Argentinian when they actually come from Canada?
It's just stupid
Cameron Howard
Maybe that is what she wants us to think.
Nathan Miller
>imput
stopped reading
Charles Martinez
Notice how these threads are slowing down now that people realise the inevitable is going to happen.
Asher Hill
Ya, sorry. Meant to link the other guy. Still though, you have to give them a break. They are only Americans after all.
Jackson Robinson
>trump is a he, not a she
Usually. He's quite good at hiding his rough trade.
Hunter Reed
Sup Forums is getting really to act like they did not back Trump.
Sebastian Torres
Actually, Trump's a fascist and Hillary's a Republican. Actual liberals/feminists wanted Sanders. Basically in this election, you had four groups: Sanders (liberals), Hillary (moderate conservatives), Cruz (Evangelicals), and Trump (brain-dead conspiracy theorist fascists). That's how screwed up our system is, thanks mostly to the Tea Party and shitty schools.
Owen Sanchez
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Luke Gray
Italianfag here Been there, done that Berlusconism didn't work Don't follow our example
Liam White
Why didn't you guys just vote for the kike?
Might as well.
Mason Reyes
Trump is a Republican, you're too busy listening to the biased media to even hear what he says is the same as all other republicans throughout time.
Why don't you wake up, listen to what he says and use your own brain instead of parrot fashion repeating what you've been spoon fed by the those that are treating you like a stupid indecisive mug.
Wyatt Lewis
>EU fags input
stopped reading there. although maybe we should let you guys vote, considering we basically own you through NATO
Christopher Lee
Actually, I meant "Nigger Please".
Jacob Miller
I feel kinda sorry for America. There is no good choice. They are both retards at some point
Cameron Hughes
>Trump is a republican >Anti free trade >wants to raise minimum wage >wants to "open up" libel laws Sure he's a republican
Gabriel Clark
meanwhile in Paris...
Michael Thompson
god i hate colbert that fucking shill
Cameron Mitchell
>EU fag's imput on the election:
thanks for the "imput" on politics you clearly barely understand, Hakeem
Jackson Long
The Netherlands here.
Christopher Wilson
nigger you clearly don't understand the first fucking thing about politics if you actually believe this
Thomas Scott
We don't get to select who is up for election. We don't get people volunteering for a shit job where everyone says you suck no matter what you do. The faults are systemic and BREXIT SO GO HOME. YOUR OPINIONS DO NOT MATTER.