Okay. I'm trying to remain calm...

Okay. I'm trying to remain calm. WHYYYYY didn't anyone mention to me at any point in the past 5 years that escorts are affordable? I'm a kissless virgin with social anxiety and just want to know what a blowjob feels like, and all I have to do is pay 100-200GBP for an entire hour with a hottie? Even as low as 40GBP for a 15 minute quickie like a blowjob or handjob. That's insane. Suddenly I could have a blowjob within the next 24 hours if I wanted to...

I always heard about famous people and millionaires hiring escorts so I thought it wasn't for the common person to afford. Obviously street hookers are thing, but that's another thing entirely. But wait, maybe everyone is doing this? THIS IS A GAME CHANGER PEOPLE!

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I would have said something user had i known your situation.

Im still too nervous to call one though.

I got one once, I thought to myself
>I bet she get retard autists like me all the time, Ill be fine.

no I wasn't, she got mad and the all thing was just a bad experience

checked, but what the fuck are you talking about? cant understand you

Well yeah I'd shit bricks too. If I know for 100% sure that she's independent, that she's picking up the phone, and that she lives alone, then I can manage that.

Once others get involved like flat mates, agencies, potential other working girls being there in other rooms, that terrifies me.

this is how I lost my virginity.. I am introverted.. and it was amazing. I use a hooker once a year or so if I need it. It is probably cheaper than having a gf/wife.

This is legit the only hope for anyone who browses b. Just go with it, someone treated me because they knew I was virgin, you can't feel shit with the condom on when if comes to the blowjob and her pussy was too fucking loose but it's over and done with, this is the only solution of people on b, you might get a confidence boost aswell after.

Careful with affordable ones. They tend to take on lots more clients so higher chance of STDs. Ive been lucky enough to know one but never hire her services. She was $100 for a fucking and after about 4 months she had made close to 120k cash untaxed. She ended up getting 2-3 horrible STDs and basically ruined her life. So wrap it and look for any warts. If she has warts don't do it.

Ok you miserable bastard. I feel for you if you're really a kissless virgin. But since you've never gone to a girl like this before, you need to learn the basics.

1. check girls' reviews. places like TER and other sites that have reviews for escorts. make sure they are legit, make sure you tineye their pics to make sure they're the girl in the pic. girls who are reputable will have good reviews.

2. be fucking safe you shithead. you dont want your first sexual encounter to end with you having a std you're stuck with for life. condoms. always. even for bj's unless you want herpes.

3. this bitch is not your girlfriend. do not get emotionally attatched. just fucking no.

4. ??????

5. profit.

if you are a sperg, don't do it.

I've been client of escort for a couple of years, about once a month on average, because i have specific fetish that i'm too lazy to fulfill in normal dating setup ( like getting fucked by a TS with huge dick, or having a cute black girl sit on my face, things like that)

I have a good sex life in addition to this and escort are only a bonus. And even like that it's addictive, and dangerous, because it's so easy, it makes you lazy.

And it makes you stop doing the effort you need to do to have a fulfuling sex life.

In order to find good escort, i spent time on forum where escort's client put review of the escort they booked, and i see all these guy who are at least 50 years old and never had an happy relationship with a women, who are bitter as fuck, and are only clients of hookers/escort.

As as social retard, you need to work on yourself, but escorting will be like a quick fix who won't sort anything on the long run but will only delay the moment you'll have enough desperation that you'll finally try to handle your problem instead of running from them.

You'll become one of these pathetic old bitter men that i've seen on these forum you never had any connection with a woman, and lie to themselves about the fact that escort loves him.

Don't do this these people aren't happy, and you won't be happy either

hi fag. let this fucker have some fun with a girl for once. it's true though, i have a couple friends who escort. they tell me the majority of guys that come see them are 50+ year old men who are just out of the game and can't get laid anymore, or people who are married and dont want to have an ongoing cheating relationship with someone else. but OP isn't either of these people. let the fucker get some ass, why are you shitting on him.

So she fucked 1200 guys in 4 months? That's an average of 10 guys per day...

i'm just saying it will prevent him from getting normal relationship.

it makes you lazy

Right, and as someone else said, It could increase my confidence and provide momentum to then work on my social skills.

When you think of guys that pick up prostitues, is a strong confident social man the first thing that comes to your mind?
Guys who fuck whores are weak and pathetic. Doing it does not make you better, it makes you worse.

Tbh I think of Dan Bilzerian

Fuck you're right. That guy's based AF

Look, I use to have a fear of speaking on phones until a threw myself into a call centre job.

Something you need to remember is that if you can an escort or an agency, they know why you are calling, you can preface it with this is the first time you have done it and ask a few questions about the procedure but you shouldn't need to be scared.

Fucking hookers helped my game out a whole fucking lot I even started being a pimp for a little while. Now I have an alpha way of dealing with women cause I don't give a fuck. I'm in one serious relationship right now and it's the first one I've ever really been in. It's going way better than I would have ever expected and no she isn't a hooker not even a slut.

a 100 dollars "scort" it's an ordinary hooker

Guys who fuck hookers are generally the most powerful intelligent and successful people in society. They do this because they don't have time play a retarded drunken man child. Grow up kid learn a little bit

>high mileage hoe

>tfw you're so poor, you can even get a hooker to pay attention.

How old are you user, and what kind of a job do you and want in the future?
Yeah, pros are pretty cheap.
There are a few dangers, but most can be avoided by being smart.
The law is a bit trickier. You can be safe as you want , but the risk of getting busted is never fully negated.
The career I currently have would be completely derailed if I am busted for this.
But before that, I use to do this as a hobby and loved it.
Sucks that now that I have alot of disposable income, I can't just go find a 10/10 and destroy and make her regret her life decisions.

10 a day, every single day. No way that story is anywhere close to being true.

you fucking sad, lonely cunt

Try

W W W . A D U L T W O R K . C O M

and unless there girl is super model / out of this world beautiful, never sirens more than £80 per hour.

You're welcome.

If he pays the hooker in british money, I assume OP isn't murican.

Prostitution is legal almost everywhere in Europe. Basically all brothels you can google is safe.

>The law is a bit trickier.

how is it tricky ? it's legal here, americuck.

>how to get stds, and pay for it
bad idea son

Sex is nice thing yes. But unless you have it with someone you love its just mechanical masturbation too. Not that i dont like it. But i think i wouldnt pay such a shitton of money.

Fake af, Vaginas dont get loose, it doesnt work like that

>shitton of money

On average, you would spend less on the hooker than you would on the average "three-dates-til-sex"-journey and save time.

...

What exactly did you do?

well it just my opinion but if you have to pay you don't deserve. now i know the whole adage "whether its 20,000 for a diamond rig or 20 on the street corner you're still paying for it" and of course even without all this you still gotta listen to her problems and shit but still it boils down to this. Sex, while pleasurable, is meant to produce offspring. so if you can't, in some way, appear in your partner's mind to be capable of producing and raise these offspring you shouldn't be rewarded with an orgasm for not being able to propagate the species.

now because of the physiological imperative i have no problems with masturbation but still until you've been able to prove to a woman that in some way you deserve her giving you and orgasm you should just stick to your hand until you figure out that proof (even if its dishonest, cause well dumb bitches are dumb and lying bitches lie too).

Suddenly I could have a blowjob within the next 24
WHOAH suddenly within 24 hours.

I would if i could bring myself to do so, i'm so socially inept that i would avoid talking to the hooker though so i'd end up $100 poorer without any action

Too inept to pay or too inept to do anything after you pay?

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Sure buddy

hooker will say no

Using escorts because you can't get women any other way is pathetic. Not that losing your virginity is anything special, but if you have to pay someone to take that from you then you need to take a good hard look at yourself and work out whats wrong with you.

Escorts make sense for people who can get laid and prefer something with absolutely no strings attached, or who dont mind the fact that they have to pay someone to touch their dick.

my friend gets escorts about once every 2 months and he doesnt have trouble getting girls. it's a very common thing

to do anything after i pay

what if you know whats wrong with you but you still want sex?

Then fix yourself and have sex.
In a world where alcohol exists i cant really see how you can avoid getting laid at some point, even just by stumbling into it. What's your major roadblock?

>blowjob
>condom

pick one

It depends on who you want to be with, right? Would that help you get more open?

Maybe you're a virgin because you call them 'hotties'

>Condoms always
Why even bother having sex then? seriously. Condoms take something awesome and make it mediocre at best.
I think the chances of getting an STD are way overblown, i've never once used a condom and i have never had an STD or a child, only better sex.

This is the problem with hookers. But then having a girlfriend is too much bullshit.

Lose/lose.

being socially retarded to the point that going out to get drunk is out of the question

"I think the chances of getting an STD are way overblown, i've never once used a condom and i have never had an STD or a child, only better sex"


I highly doubt any of you stupid fucks would listen to this, but i have to make this post to point out just how fucking stupid this individual is. Don't listen to this. You're a fucking retard in the most retard sense

choice would probably make it worse

Same situation. I literally spent the weekend studying and playing Overwatch.

Also, my girlfriend dumped me on Thursday. Meh.

go on adultwork, check verified & feedback (accounts can be swapped. feedback faked but pretty easy to spot. avoid romanians, a void anyone offering bareback.
there's usually someone in the kitchen (because knives live there) or outside in a car but with a key and knowing when you're to be out by.
it's shit though, been with maybe 20 and all but 3 kinda shit, thais are best. once i get a desi and a chink i'll quit... honest. still to shy to get one to piss on me

Perhaps, but at least i actually enjoy getting laid.

Not only that but i'm far from an outlier, I've never met a girl who wanted to use protection, they don't like it either.
As far as i can't tell using protection is more the exception than the rule. If its worth doing its worth doing right.

Don't listen to this.

This is cancer.

lmfao OK buddy

That's the best you've got?

Go fuck yourself, but make sure you use a condom.

"enjoy getting laid"

The risk reward is so skewed that enjoying a fuck versus being responsible for a kid is not what you should be gambling.


"they don't like it either"

yeah i dont like fucking with condoms either, pretty sure nobody prefers fucking with a glove that doesn't give you the full sense of fucking. It's still a fucking stupid argument though.

"she doesn't like protection either so she just got pregnant"

fucking naive and wishful thinking, you sound like a 13 year old hippie with no fucking basis in reality what so ever.


"if it's worth doing its worth doing right"

yeah with a gf who doesn't have stds and has a spiral or etc. You sound like a fucking hillbilly nolife dreamer.
I actually made two girls pregnant so i learned the hard way, they both had abortions but the few weeks before that was fucking rough. It's not fucking relevant what feels good and what doesn't feel good when these things are at risk you mongol.

"i actually enjoy getting laid. Not only that but im far from an outlier"

muh hurr durr i'm not outlier so since i'm socially aware and active my opinion carries more weight

pathetic

but user feels the feels she doesnt like the feel of condom i dont like the feel condom lets feel the fuck without the condom! the feels is realz! i feel stuff!! feelings! good and bad!! hehe

So basically, because you fucked it up everybody must suffer the dick glove?

We live in a wonderful world where most STD's can be cured in one pill, as can potential children if you're too retarded to pull out on time. If you dont pull your dick out when the time comes then you're the real idiot and you probably should be using condoms.

Most girls are on the pill to start with, those who dont always have the morning after and the vast majority of the poplation is clean. If you're too inept to have good sex without making babies thats your problem.

When you fuck your penis releases small amounts of cum all throughout the session.
Your thinking is fucking deluded with wishful happyjoy hippy bullshit. Grow the fuck up kid

"those who don't always have the morning after"

I don't even have to say shit at this point, you're making a complete fucking fool out of yourself.

>for an entire hour

See, that was the main problem right there. You won't last an fucking hour, so that means it would had been lost money.

Children these days I tell you.

You must had went full autistic for that to happen.

Not even sure if serious. How about you try again? They are sorta human, like us. Try treating them like normies and you should be fine.

>her pussy was too fucking loose
That's the way kittens feel like. You would know it if you weren't a socially stupid fuck... like the rest of us.

"those who don't always have the morning after"

hehe do they meet any league of legends champions on the way to get day after pill? xd mby buy energy drinks? xD lul monster is my shit!

All you're doing is throwing about insults and acting like a baby because you're not happy with the fact other people enjoy sex more than you do because you cant be trusted not to botch it.

My thinking is more realistic than yours, simple solutions to possible outcomes versus your doom and gloom condom shilling.

And at the end of the day, despite your claiming the high ground you've gotten two girls pregnant and i've never had a single issue.

League champions should be chemically neutered.

0 w0w i just got out intellectuald


fucking end yourself

Aaaand with that comment i win.

Congratulations on going from fairly reasonable to full fucking retard in just a few posts. Enjoy your pleasureless sex, or dont, up to you really.