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Australian/poopeeland runt-hat edition

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Marilyn Manson is responsible for Columbine

columbine was an excellent piece of performance art

yank threads are the worst

>its super fucking easy
are you a sex service salesman?

t. bruce "mom made me wear the runt-hat so my neck doesent get burnt" codsworth

fagtano btfoing pjw on youtube lads

t. jamal "built in sunscreen" washington

what did he meme by this?
I don't even like the cunt, he has shit taste like most yanks, but he fucking destroyed him

The only reason people ever listened to that edgelord is his young appearance and brit accent

good one leaf

kneel for half an hour before sitting after taking a poo

I chuckled

>listening to these moronic talking heads who go on for HOURS on a topic they could have covered in 10 minutes max

t. main stream meteor aficionado

How do you know of the intricacies of ausnz primary school ecosystems?

no one cares how you get your jollys off, cunt

if you raise your feet and rest them in the wall (if the wall is close) while in the loo, the turd will come out smoothly

>walks into /brit/

grew up in wagga wagga

I use a small stool to put my feet up on

where does my excessive bodyhair genetics come from?

muh hurritage is mostly scottish and english with some irish

may as well just squat at that point

Scots are pretty hairy
probably all that Mexican in you too

were those hats actually common?
wore these in brisbane (without the faggy logo) and seems to be the norm in sydney

don't want a crumby asshole

Australia is /soc/ the country

>he didnt wear the cork hat

creasing

had to google that, I don't know Sup Forums speech
guess who's the real mainstream meteor fan
considering buying one of these bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/squatty-potty-reg-ecco-toilet-stool/3250796 but is it worth the price? am I better off building one myself?

Why are fishing masks so fucken good looking
If I ever become a revolutionary wannabe wanna bee wearing one of these

got a generous golden hair covering from my irish side
must be norwegian rapebabbys

i had one in year 1 but i just tucked the flap up like a cap and so did anyone else who had one. i had a cap for the rest of primary school though

Had a dream were I had two streams of piss.
Not like a forked piss but 2 separate streams coming from my willy.

get a bidet if you have the money for it

if not start buying wet wipes

Wide brims and bucket hats are the most popular, no one wore the runt hat without being bullied.
Widebrims made good frisbees desu

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I'M HERE
TO REMIND YOU
OF THE MESS YOU LEFT

at work

this is my thread now

it's actually the best way to shit
but my loo is uncomfortable for squatting, that's why I'm using the wall and considering the stool thing

Saw a leaf on here say no hat no play, pretty alarming.

thankfully my bodyhair is light enough to where it bleaches blond in the sun but i'm a fat mess due to falling for the SS+GOMAD meme so it doesn't really matter anyway

feel bad for the blokes whose bodyhair stays dark no matter how much sun they get but that's probably only rasheeds

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iirc the hat was school-commissioned and was mandatory to wear them if you wanted to play outside
did you just buy personal ones and each kid had their own hat? weird
went to private school tbf

these look like meme garbs yung lean would wear and for that reason I'm out

*does a thing*
waheyyy

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>Wide brims and bucket hats are the most popular, no one wore the runt hat without being bullied.

Yeah lad
No hat no play in the summer terms

need a poo

who do you live with?
wouldn't feel comfortable visiting a mate's place and he has a stool for stooling by the toilet

that's what i wear while i'm out on the flats fishing for tarpon

i prefer those neck gaiters cause you can pull them down as opposed to

Saw an African in my bogan north-brisbane suburb today.
We really let this whole western civilization thing go to shit didn't we?

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soon you won't be able to go anywhere without seeing a wog

kids at my school did this too
fucking no hat no play fascist cunts

niggers are like an unfunny joke by god

my primary school was public and you could buy one of theirs which had three styles of just wear your own

when i went private in secondary we only had that wide brim option

then that "mate" can fuck off
memes aside, the only visits I have are from my gf
stopped talking to all my friends for absolutely no reason last October
only talk to one via chat, and I've told him I don't want him in my home

edgy

why are so many rich and famous and otherwise powerful americans disproportionately jewish?

why does poorto rico get its own flag but Scotland doesn't

This thread is very silly. But as silly as sir billi.

>no hat no play

Fug, classic

might join the French foreign legion

Because they are Ashkenazim

Ashkenazim have the highest average IQ in the world so it follows that they would be the most successful

There's also nepotism
Synagogues are more networking facilities than they are houses of worship

here's your (You), edgeman
we're a colony, very different from Scotland I'd say

somehow managed to get cold sores even though i've never kissed a girl

its no snowpants no play you dumb fucking rodent

same, GOAT hair coverage desu, somehow my brother ended up with that dark hair coverage. looks terrible because he's so pale, and same as me it's much thicker around the legs so he has these ghastly looking limbs holding him up
got a good tan going atm so it's almost permanently blond, pleased as punch

Why not just join the Canadian army?

Loving that 16 degree , drizzly Kiwi Summer™.

Wouldn't reccomend it you'll be fighting alongside a bunch of Rasheeds and Yugoslav war criminals in Africa

I'm a janitor at a casino. I don't do it for free, I do it for 10.50 an hour

so even less of a country then?

>Gay Bar by Electric Six
>don't censor gay or "I've got something to put in you"
>instead censor "war" and "nuclear war"

They made the border for the Romanians cause we're not allowed
Gotta get the visa for me and my child
Those assholes payment under the table that don't last a while
Those jobs getting passed around, they dog our people
Why we gotta look for work on the streets?
We are Europeans, why we ain't equal?
But why you give us no perks, fool we need those
To you, it's just another selling corn
To me, we out here hustling for the mortgage
Fuck you think we hopping the border for?
Why you think in a bedroom there's more than four?
You exploited my country but can't accept my people
But who you want to run your food business? My people
My flag is yellow, read and blue this is for my Romanians

based
still not a good look to have a poo stool in the shitter, if you don't care about your perception among others at least have some personal dignity

What was he doing that caused you to screech autistically

been meaning to watch the second season of mr robot but havent got round to it

they kind of lost me with all the sjw diversity shit in it anyway

let's start a
start a

yeah I don't believe IQs represent superiority but they do mean something
It has a lot to do with their history and how their struggles forced them to become what they are today. Educated, successful, rich, reserved to themselves and as you said, very importantly, the nepotism thing
.. Yes.

because its rubbish and I'm already a Canadian citizen

JAIME PULL THAT UP

my brother came away with almost no bodyhair
quite jealous of that desu

if my cut goes right i should be down 20 lbs come summertime and can go get a tan without people being disgusted by me

>mandatory hats in high school

*pulls mic closer*
Post 'chines

I'd put it away somewhere where it's not visible when not using it
I should note that I'm constantly constipated so I don't want easier poos just for the pleasure of it
this arse's had to deal with terrible shit

would you not lose your canadian citizenship if you joined the ffl?

i know the law here is if you join a foreign nation's military your citizenship gets immediately revoked

DESIGNATED

SCHOOL

HATS

Not following the rules. We're full.
This club is only for Anglo-celts, Noognas, and a few Asians who we can copy of in maths.

private schools take their uniform seriously

Well if you look at high achieving people outside of professional sports the common denominator is almost always above average IQ often significantly so

>Americans will NEVER attend the banter powerhouse that is the Australasian school system.

Eaт мoгe Fiвгe x

im a moderate anarchist

did a think and realized the reason animes mouths are open is because they have no nose and need to breathe

girl used to rip my hat off and shove it up her dress and laugh at me

>tfw updated my iphone and now every time i do the captcha it scrolls me all the way down to the end of the screen
reeeee

hate the idea of no bodyhair, all those mole-rat looking asians freak me out. see some manlet-bodybuilding ones at the gym who have large legs and knees but are completely smooth, makes me want to vom
tbf my idea of bodyhair may be different from yours, got a thick amount all over my legs and a good amount on my arms but my chest is bare save for a very fine layer invisible to most people (and a few nipple hairs lmao). wouldn't be as happy if I had it all over my chest

what weight are you at now? fuck what people think of you, assuming you're going to the beach to get tanned just do it anyway, it'll be good for losing weight as well

Whenever it was a scorcher people would fill the hats with water from the fountain and put them on.
Fun times