dubs helps me plan my school shooting
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Dubs helps me plan my school shooting
Where will said shooting be taking place?
Iowa its boring as fuck out here
if dubs, shoot yourself in the head, OP
Cheers.
First gather all amunition (water bottles) and your choice weapons (water guns) then let loose on the isolated kids first, moving on to classrooms then finally teachers. Make coldumbyne broud
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shoot yourself in the head, then go to the school
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there may be a small logistical problem with this plan
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Thew may be a smarr rogisticur probrem rith this pran
Get explosives or something to lock most Doors of the gym.
Go with the principal, point a gun at him.
Ask him to Say something along the lunes like:
- Everybody go to the gym, there is an emergency.
Shoot that faggot in the face.
Enjoy
use the water gun strategy mentioned above, but with actual guns
find the mentally retarded kids and kill them first
Wait for assembly
Open fire
????
Profit
It's so done. Booooring! That shits 20 years old
if op kiled himself first there'd be no shooting
use waterguns but with bleach
kill all the niggers
Re-roll
Make sure you shout black lives matter while it happens
using my roll to instead of shooting up school, get gym membership, go to gym 3x a week doing back/chest/legs, be consistent in gym, look up a good diet that is mostly just lean meat and veggies, work out hard and consistently track and increase the weights on your lifts, attempt to go on dates with women and kiss/fuck them, improve your schooling and try to start your own business or enter into a stem/med profession out of university, improve yourself and your life in general and become rich successful and sexually satisfied/self actualized fulfilled as a man
Start by shooting yourself in the face then do what you want after that.
This, that should halt the movement entirely
construct a flamethrower
this isn't a depression or suicide thing I'm just a bored psychopath
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reported
ok thats step 1 now for the actual plan for shooting
killjoy
So this isn't the first time, eventually one guy shitposted on Sup Forums while he was actually doing some killing, nowadays - for years now, really - all posts are filtered through a fed server to see if it contains anything interesting. Like the phrase "school shooting"
These days it's usually just some dipshit making edgy shitposts who gets his school shut down for a day and gets a doorknock from a swat team. Foreigners felt a little more confident at first but after the same happened wit some edgefags from yurop it kinda died down.
You've just joined a prestigious lineup of downers OP.
Reported to the feds. Sorry, kiddo.
dubs. op has to start by reporting himself
You must "kettle" your fellow students into a kill zone. you'll need to partner up to achieve this though. and I guess you have none hence the whole murdering kids thing..
dammit ya got me self reported while screaming black lives matter
>Bored psychopath
you spelled "edgy, world weary teenager" wrong. Find a hobby... I really recommend gardening.
Walk into school and brandish your weapon. Then, without shooting at anyone or anything, put the gun in your mouth, aim for the back of your throat, and let loose.
Fuck you
seconded.
I have a hobby retarded shitposting
Enjoy getting v& you stupid idiot, don't you know how many other people have posted threads like this and gotten arrested? Enjoy tyrone's happy time in the showers