Walk in

walk in

see this on couch

wat do???

Offer him breakfast and a nice steaming cup of tea

leave the zoo

Probably call the cops because I don't know any brown people and thus he certainly was not invited into my abode.

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oh god it's that sexy dancer homo. i would absolutely wreck that little ass until his prostate was leaking all over the couch

Ask him to leave, immediately throw couch away.

Shoot that nigger for trespassing then beat my wife just in case she saw him and got ideas.

>that lack of trigger discipline

call the police because no bare asses on my seats

>prostate was leaking

that's now how prostates work.

Get my girlfriend in the room to watch as he fucks me and to grab his ass.

him at the gym

>not being able to spot the obvious bottom twink on your couch

do a 360 and walk away.
>obligatory

hey man what are you doing in my house naked?
tell him gently im not gay and who said him i am is a liar.being a 20 year old virgin dont means im gay.

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I'd come close and whisper softly into his ear " NO FEET ON MY FUCKING COUCH!"

well you know what i mean

sweet jesus

this

find the room with the cute white boy

black twinks are cute too, you racist

Shoot it, then have the cops arrest it for breaking and entering.

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are there any nudes yet? i want to see his little pink puckerhole so badly.

no :( i can post a few more pix of him though

walk in on me

wat do?

please do!

with his boyfriend

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ask him if he's vers because I want to get fucked by him after I blow my load in his ass

thread is dead, i guess

Demand my bike back

Probably wonder when we got a sweet new couch.
Then go about my day as before.
It's not really that big a deal as long as they haven't actually broken in or anything.

Call the police so they shoot his black ass.

shoot him in the head, then fuck him in the ass to
see what all the hubbub is about, then cut his body apart and put it in trash bags, drive north for a few hours, burn them all, and drive home without anyone knowing I fucked boy pussy

I dont own a couch

Edgy

Turn 360 degrees and walk out.

Kill and sell for spare parts.

Ask why a grown man would spend that amount of time on his hair.