Roommates are a bunch of bisexual DUDE WEED smoking atheist commies who do nothing but rant about trump and why...

>roommates are a bunch of bisexual DUDE WEED smoking atheist commies who do nothing but rant about trump and why christians are all dumb cause god lmao

I swear to fucking god bros one of these days...

how dare they have opinions

One of these days you are going to suck their dicks?

lmao what a faggot kys

There's a difference between having opinions and participating in a 10 men circle jerk discussing my white people must die and muslims must be let into the country while smoking bongs right outside my door

Just beat them senpai

Make them pay for their sins. Ask to smoke with them then just start punching and kicking them as they're sitting

Oh and also loudly discussing why I'm a drooling retard for believing in god

Beat the shit out of them

Your fists are the tools of Gods. Your anger is his will.

Punish them for their foul deeds.

meh. I'm sure you wouldn't be complaining if it was a right-wing circlejerk talking about how trump is amazing and why muslims must die

You're living the dream man

Are they qt?

Yeah I would because my room is right next to the living room and I can hear are their bullshit, if they talked about that it would at least be tolerable

>neighbour is a fat autist who's always loudly screeching about Trump and 'drug addicted degenerates'

Never once seen a girl at his door

Do they celebrate Easter?

This, why haven't you fucked them into submission already ?
Then again they're probably ugly and unkept

>Then again they're probably ugly and unkept

Correctus

Do they at least come through on their rent?

Is that a Jojo reference?

Half of them don't even fucking live here, they just come because they're friends with my roommates, but they may as well fucking live here because they eat shit out of our fridge, sleep on our couch, leach off wi-fi, etc

It's Johnny's stand [OH MAMA]

They're probably homeless

Wouldn't surprise me, they fucking look homeless

Sounds like your just memeing to me, fuck off faggot

t. Autistic peanut butter poster

If you really want to get at them, in a very subversive and subtle way, ask to smoke weed with them tonight, when they present the reefer, and this will really piss off their tiny liberal brains, toke it all off their bong, when they ask you why you smoked all their pot, just pull their pants down and suck them off until they orgasm, and vote for an Australian left-wing party.

Has this worked out well for you?

Totally.

Now my loonely-left roomies can't even be in the same room as me without them taking off their pants and letting me suck their soft girl dicks.