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jimmy o'rourke edition

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VERY bad thread

all poofs below this post

MODS ARE ASLEEP

hehe hello boys!

just matched with this stunningly attractive bird on the ol' 'der lads. convinced it's a con or a mistake. just in case it's not, what do you open with when she's miles out of your league?

all poofs

gonna piss on a bird tonite lads

ey bb u wan sum fuk

haitiANO

catfishing on the ol' 'r again lads

all me

can't get over the state of this mares face

impossible for me to take anything she writes seriously because I firmly believe all her view to be a consequence of poor treatment due to her appearance. no wonder she writes for the serial whingers over at the guardian, she must have a lot to complain about.

"Despite what you may think, the Jews did 9/11"

let's see her la' x

also the ol' "hey you're cute" has worked well for me in the past

ask her for a well formatted list of her sexual kinks

might actually try this. pretty funny.

bleached hair wanking mates, just flown in on the lear

this is a commonly used sniper rifle amongst delta force, sas, and jtf2

whys she ignoring me boys

gimmicky messages never work out in my experience

just write something casual and witty about her profile and keep in mind it's probably not going to work out

because your boys are tiny and hairless

hey user, you're cute xx

oi..........bit cheeky mate..

fucking awp poof

im on my way!

nuclear power plant blew up in france or something

t-thanks :3

I can never take people of this particular brand of ugliness seriously because they either:
>have acted sad and bitter their whole life because of it
>look that way because they've had a sad and bitter life which has manifested to their face
>have some underlying undiagnosed mental disorder/ depression which has caused it

same can be said for owen jones, he's not ugly but genuinely looks like a teenage child

dropped my only bobble in the toilet

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delta force more like bad luck force

rip froggos

Not seeing it on BBC News

Sounds like fake news to me

>North-West France
shit that's the France that's near us

youtube.com/watch?v=u7c2BKaW__g
new reviewbrah

we gonna fuck or what

>new reviewbrah

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-38909360

>let your son go to school in a dress
>act surprised when he gets bullied

say that to my face not online and see what happens

Pee is glowing, what gives?

fucking snow plows fuck off and let me sleep

rooooooooooo

FOOOOOD
REVIEW

hmm playing bf1 and you unlock weapons by buying them with virtual cash (war bonds) that you get for kills/wins/whatever. but some weapons are unavailable until you reach a certain class level. but this class level is separate to your overall experience level.

seems unnecessarily convoluted compared to the old style of getting xp until you level up which then unlocks weapons.

no one deserves to be bullied.

berocca?

*shoots down a black hawk with a $30 rpg*

Lad went to school in a skirt, he probably did deserve it

>daughter
>girl
>girl
>daughter
>she

ah yes, the so-called "fake news"

have no interest in this world

you must be a really horrible person if you think that deserves bullying.

then how would the alpha kids assert their dominance?

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they said theres no chance of nuclear leakage but thats what they always say at the beginning...

news.sky.com/story/injuries-feared-after-blast-at-french-nuclear-power-plant-10761037

bullies aren't alpha. they're actually omegas but need to compensate.

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pls don't bully the scots

t. bullied in school

quick rundown on these guys?

fuck off poof

some little boy wants to wear a dress its only right he should get the poofta knocked outta him

the compensation makes them alphas though you bean

prefer puff hair bog to pouty bog desu

Kids will always be cunts and they don't give a shit about your identity ideals.

favourite REAL news story of the day lads?

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/08/obama-richard-branson-trump

>Does Barack Obama know something we don’t?
>It seems unlikely that Obama has completely forgotten all sense of responsibility and opted for a life of lotus-eating hedonism while the planet goes to hell. So why does he look so happy?
>I suspect this happiness has to do with the quality that Obama has always championed. This is a picture not of selfish joy, but hope.
>Well that is reassuring, especially since he really does know something most of us don’t – he knows Trump. They have met and, perhaps, Obama believes he has got the measure of his successor.
>If Obama has been doing any beach reading between watersport exploits, he may even have dipped into some 20th-century history and recognised the frightening parallels between the acts, statements and style of this hypernationalist administration in its first few weeks, and the rhetoric and ideologies of European dictators in the 1920s and 1930s.
>Obama is smiling because he knows this is going to be the most ineffectual dictatorship ever – and soon we won’t be worrying about Trump. We will be deriding his incompetence.

nippin out
back in a flash

you guys seen PJW get destroyed yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=yNmta1gFjxU

ahahaha

this is what bullied batty lads tell themselves

*clobbers you in the face with a baton*

not at all. was one of the popular ones i guess. had mates in all the cliques. just not a malicious person who had a shitty childhood.

pick up a pack of tinnies m8?

>try doing something you're not sure is socially acceptable
>get bullied
>stop doing thing
>get accepted again
why is this so hard to understand

You deserve to be bullied

it is socially accepted.

Anyone fancy coming for a coffee in ladbroke grove at about 11.30? I'm buying

>the guy who killed Ghandi was raised as a girl for the first years of his life because the family thought baby boys were cursed to die in infancy

Trans-acceptance NEVER ends well

me on the left

I've literally gone to pee 10 times in the last half hour

is england upwind or downwind of the nuclear plant that exploded

hopefully upwind

germany can be downwind

what, bullying? yeah exactly, it serves a purpose

bit short notice lad

otherwise it's on the way to my uni so I might've stopped off to see if you would actually show up

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dia skiddely beetus

Britain is upwind yes

Coriolis Effect

was hoping it was going to be someone punching him in the face desu. disappointed.

can i get a quick rundown

Yes to everything except the butt stuff. That's gay as.

really makes you think

Why is Jeff Sessions such a controversial pick for US attorney general?

can i get a quick rubdown

you're right desu
the "bullies" in my school were the runts stuck between the popular groups and the absolute saddos that were easy to pick on, they used to target the weak to dissasociate themselves with them and show the chads and stacys they weren't like them

He is anti-abortion

Fuck Virtual Reality desu lads dream manipulation is where it's at. 24/7 dream control WHEN

I keep sticking my fingers up my gf's arsehole when we're having sex. She says she doesn't like it but I can't help myself as they seem to just slip in when I'm grabbing her arse as she's riding me.

youtube.com/watch?v=W5_-ou6H7eg

wouldn't mind some sex
but alas I am me

get your tongue up their lad

Is it legal if you rape somebody but you're in a dream?

>get your tongue up their lad

Who's lad, bit gay

why do religious people constantly change their beliefs so their primitive ideology pretends to be relevant in the modern age?

i dont think god would like that 2bh

Oh no thailad :(