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*smiles at you*
love tigers
do you reckon you'll be happy one day lads?
*succumbs to your double entendre-speaking charms*
this is /brit/ not /aus/
>only men can commit rape
>most rapes are committed by men
so... who's doing the other rapes?
ah yes, /brit/
just wiped my bum with my right hand but I washed it afterwards. is it still halal?
that's where you're wrong bucko
eating a sick pizza lads
ORSTRAYLIA OL WITH AR REJOYCE
Algerian manlets
First stalemate on /brit/ aha what a goof dearie me
god no
...
FUCK OFF CHESSMONG YOU ROLF HARRIS TRIBUTE ACT!!!!
...
name's brent and i'm from stoke on trent
fucking chess wanker loves his fucking chess
why does my presence perturb you so mate x
redpill me on chess Sup Forums
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>northern ""men""
sick of this mong spamming his chess room all day
I heard chessmong stores his victory screencaps in a special folder, very much like a serial killer keeps trophies
>Not having heard of the best series of games ever until today
no
>Mistery
imagine putting your name to that
Lads
ahh yes, the false flag to make it look like you don't cheat
Well. yes I do
There are losses in there too though
eatin a pizza
had 3 wanks today:
1. fat girl
2. black girl with big tits
3. japanese piss porn
did a post
no user haha look i lose sometimes because the game is not rigged :))
Shall have one about a black girl tbqh it's been a while. Bye /brit/
like the flower and the scent of summer
like the sun and the shine
well the truth may come in strange disguises
eating a pizza lads
don't let the door hit you on the way out
Why are pictures in chrome now centred with black borders when you open them in a new tab
rorke
watching some runt post on Sup Forums on this bus i'm on
Becoming incredibly lazy lads
Often just can't be arsed to get out of bed before 11 or even 12 o clock
not even NEET, i can just manage my schedule to happen between 1pm and 8pm so I just become really lazy
fucks sake
posting on the bus atm lads
i dunno, try asking google?
eating a succulent chinese meal lads
GENTLEMEN
THIS
IS
DEMOCRACY
MANIFEST
hey siri post in /brit/ for me
eating a pizza atm
*grabs your penis*
Fucking state of these Aussies ITT.
When will the tedious cunts piss off to bed??
some swedish runt is posting on Sup Forums on this bus
looks a bit bent
noticed this too
also now on Sup Forums when you press the update button the screen sometimes jumps to a different position
what do you do for a living?
don't know i use firefox
sorry but i shant be doing that
soon lad
the united kingdom is well past its prime and currently in the process of being taken over by shitskins
come home, white man
>I use any browser other than Chrome
this is a big pizza (that I'm eating)
saw some post about someone seeing me on the bus and decided to look around
the only other person on the bus is some fat aussie wanker
the missus battered me again last night
called the police but I ended up getting arrested instead of her
hope she's in a better mood today
snap
cannot not fathom a reason within my cranium as to why someone wouldn't use chrome in this day and age
while you were riding the village bicycle
I was riding the tiger
work for a media consultancy. basically all i have to do is listen to various news platforms and write up reports on them and present shit back once a week or so. Everything has on demand services so as long as I do it sometime in the day it doesn't matter if its 10 am or 11pm
don't understand this gimmick
finished my pizza lads
Tiger, tiger, you are so fat
You look like a spoiled cat
Tiger, tiger, you are so thick
Fat and orange as a brick
Tiger, tiger, show me who
Gave too much food to you
Tiger, tiger, tell me true
This can't be a normal zoo
Tiger, tiger, what can I do
To save you from these terrible mews
while you were riding the train
I was riding your mum
i'll fucking ride you in a minute m8
haitiANO isn't very creative with his posts
why would i use chrome? it's ugly and it's slow(for me)
Really hungry but cannot be arsed going to the shop for grub.
Might order some sarneys and toasties
jag talar lite svenska, men min svenska ar inte bra
And did that Jesus bloke
Walk through this park
And did he go dogging
When it was dark?
going Subway in a bit, you lads want anything?
will add this thank you
look forward to your reaction when i next post my poem
/realaustralianhours/ who tf up smash that mf (you) button
im a loser baby
so why don't you kill me
M E L O D Y
halal tuna sub
m-me
couple of the oat and raisin cookies please mate
aussies are fucking retards I swear
*slaps the back of your sunburnt neck*
have literally never masturbated
not me
I haven't had a sunburn in over half a decade
Once more with said M E L O D Y
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grimace
you've been burnt your whole life you smelly nigger
said goodnight to the roomie then went to bed to talk to you lads x
hehe you proper done him there boi
whats the story with japanese porn being so rapey
the women never seem to be enjoying themselves and theres always a lot of groping involved
fucking burnt my thumb earlier taking the pizza out of the oven
...
shailene woodley is both unattractive and not a good actress
watching mill-
*sparks up fag*
-enial woes
>oven
One of your perverted north appliance I assume?
was ogling a girl and the sudden realisation that I'll never have her weighed down on me