/brit/

role model edition

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*smiles at you*

love tigers

do you reckon you'll be happy one day lads?

*succumbs to your double entendre-speaking charms*

this is /brit/ not /aus/

>only men can commit rape
>most rapes are committed by men
so... who's doing the other rapes?

ah yes, /brit/

just wiped my bum with my right hand but I washed it afterwards. is it still halal?

that's where you're wrong bucko

eating a sick pizza lads

ORSTRAYLIA OL WITH AR REJOYCE

Algerian manlets

First stalemate on /brit/ aha what a goof dearie me

god no

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FUCK OFF CHESSMONG YOU ROLF HARRIS TRIBUTE ACT!!!!

...

name's brent and i'm from stoke on trent

fucking chess wanker loves his fucking chess

why does my presence perturb you so mate x

redpill me on chess Sup Forums

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>northern ""men""

sick of this mong spamming his chess room all day

I heard chessmong stores his victory screencaps in a special folder, very much like a serial killer keeps trophies

>Not having heard of the best series of games ever until today

no

>Mistery
imagine putting your name to that

Lads

ahh yes, the false flag to make it look like you don't cheat

Well. yes I do

There are losses in there too though

eatin a pizza

had 3 wanks today:
1. fat girl
2. black girl with big tits
3. japanese piss porn

did a post

no user haha look i lose sometimes because the game is not rigged :))

Shall have one about a black girl tbqh it's been a while. Bye /brit/

like the flower and the scent of summer

like the sun and the shine

well the truth may come in strange disguises

eating a pizza lads

don't let the door hit you on the way out

Why are pictures in chrome now centred with black borders when you open them in a new tab

rorke

watching some runt post on Sup Forums on this bus i'm on

Becoming incredibly lazy lads

Often just can't be arsed to get out of bed before 11 or even 12 o clock

not even NEET, i can just manage my schedule to happen between 1pm and 8pm so I just become really lazy

fucks sake

posting on the bus atm lads

i dunno, try asking google?

eating a succulent chinese meal lads

GENTLEMEN

THIS
IS

DEMOCRACY

MANIFEST

hey siri post in /brit/ for me

eating a pizza atm

*grabs your penis*

Fucking state of these Aussies ITT.

When will the tedious cunts piss off to bed??

some swedish runt is posting on Sup Forums on this bus

looks a bit bent

noticed this too

also now on Sup Forums when you press the update button the screen sometimes jumps to a different position

what do you do for a living?

don't know i use firefox

sorry but i shant be doing that

soon lad

the united kingdom is well past its prime and currently in the process of being taken over by shitskins

come home, white man

>I use any browser other than Chrome

this is a big pizza (that I'm eating)

saw some post about someone seeing me on the bus and decided to look around

the only other person on the bus is some fat aussie wanker

the missus battered me again last night
called the police but I ended up getting arrested instead of her
hope she's in a better mood today

snap

cannot not fathom a reason within my cranium as to why someone wouldn't use chrome in this day and age

while you were riding the village bicycle

I was riding the tiger

work for a media consultancy. basically all i have to do is listen to various news platforms and write up reports on them and present shit back once a week or so. Everything has on demand services so as long as I do it sometime in the day it doesn't matter if its 10 am or 11pm

don't understand this gimmick

finished my pizza lads

Tiger, tiger, you are so fat

You look like a spoiled cat

Tiger, tiger, you are so thick

Fat and orange as a brick

Tiger, tiger, show me who

Gave too much food to you

Tiger, tiger, tell me true

This can't be a normal zoo

Tiger, tiger, what can I do

To save you from these terrible mews

while you were riding the train

I was riding your mum

i'll fucking ride you in a minute m8

haitiANO isn't very creative with his posts

why would i use chrome? it's ugly and it's slow(for me)

Really hungry but cannot be arsed going to the shop for grub.

Might order some sarneys and toasties

jag talar lite svenska, men min svenska ar inte bra

And did that Jesus bloke
Walk through this park
And did he go dogging
When it was dark?

going Subway in a bit, you lads want anything?

will add this thank you
look forward to your reaction when i next post my poem

/realaustralianhours/ who tf up smash that mf (you) button

im a loser baby
so why don't you kill me

M E L O D Y

halal tuna sub

m-me

couple of the oat and raisin cookies please mate

aussies are fucking retards I swear
*slaps the back of your sunburnt neck*

have literally never masturbated

not me

I haven't had a sunburn in over half a decade

Once more with said M E L O D Y
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grimace

you've been burnt your whole life you smelly nigger

said goodnight to the roomie then went to bed to talk to you lads x

hehe you proper done him there boi

whats the story with japanese porn being so rapey
the women never seem to be enjoying themselves and theres always a lot of groping involved

fucking burnt my thumb earlier taking the pizza out of the oven

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shailene woodley is both unattractive and not a good actress

watching mill-
*sparks up fag*
-enial woes

>oven
One of your perverted north appliance I assume?

was ogling a girl and the sudden realisation that I'll never have her weighed down on me