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what's for dinner?

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size doesn't matter

it's personality

Chinese divisions to concentrate to the south.

I prefer this thread over the other

nee-chan >>> imouto

mee goreng

COMIEEEEEEEE, COMIEEEEEEEE, REEEEEEEEEE!!!

Indomie

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what does it taste like?

Last time they came south, they came back north selling our drugs and the country split into spheres of influences.

Opium War :^)

Teach me what I should not say ever when visited in ASEAN countries. Maybe gestures included.

Da Comrade. This is Communist thread now.

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Dunno, never tried it or even seen it in stores here. But I presume it tastes similar to Lucky Me.

Seriously though, I had fish for dinner.

Indonormie is better than the typical flip noodles
>more quantity
>wide range of seasonings

Why are there two /asean/ threads?

practice pointing with your lips or chin

>Communist thread
RELA intensifies
Someone get me the jungle carbine.

Don't shake hands, don't say thank you.

It's rude desu

Why don't you go back to the ricefields? Your commissars might get mad at you for not being productive

Also in case someone doesn't know what is a jungle carbine.

THANKYOU.

Is it only matters in malaysia or Asean thing?

M'laysia exclusive only because terrorists deserves no respect 2bhwy.

It's also wrong to be gullible

Malaysia, saying thank you or shaking hands is a given so you don't actually do it.

What does pointing the middle finger mean in the philippines

it means that you're a cuck and you should kys

>points middle finger

how did asians get brown skin

Playing with mud.

okay, how about bowing?

Whe we point finger at sth/sb we normally use a first finger. Is it ok?

Anyone else going to LIMA next month?
Not sure if Indonesia is gonna perform this year, last time they crashed their plane into some poor guy's house a few days before opening ceremony.
Thank you is enough, bowing is kinda excessive.

Oh shit I thought it was September, got work on that date. I was looking forward to i too.

WTF I love pinays now

nodding our head a bit is okay

Why in Langkawi?

alright so one day god was cooking up sentient beings in his holy fire. The first one stayed in the fire too long,he looked at it and thought it wasn't perfect and threw it in africa,the second one didn't cook long enough and he also thought it was imperfect so he threw it in europe,now the third one was perfect,he said to himself that it was perfect so he gently placed in paradise.
now you know

LIMA stands for Langkawi International Maritime and Aerospace Exhibition

that's unhealthy

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LIMA- Langkawi International Maritime and Aerospace exhibition.
We need warlords and generals to have a nice resort for them to negotiate arms deals for blowing people up.
Also large space so if things did go wrong we won't have a jumbo jet crashing into skyscrapers on top of being surrounded by low hills therefore everyone can watch the airshow from nice observation points even without entering.

would you prefer Sunway Pyramid™?

I was thinking more of Penang to be honest.

Penang is DAP, so no.

theres no Pyramid in penang unfortunately. all the pinoy sex workers are there it might feel awkward for you unless ur used to it

Which is more famous in Malaysia: ACMY or CF?

dunno nvr like comics

>tfw there is no /fa/shion in the military anymore
What went wrong?

camos are tacticool

absolutely not okay. you have to put your pantsu down and point with your erect(flaccid if you're pointing down) benis.

The only suitable place in Penang is Butterworth AFB but letting everyone into the base that houses the five powers agreement facilities is just silly since the place is so damn guarded.
I had to go around some abandoned hindu temple just to get a glimpse of the F-22 launching, only invited journalists are allowed in when the Burgers brought their Raptors.
Nobody is gonna think about fashion when you have to lug M-60 while patrolling Thai border in the jungle.

How did /asean/ discover Alice anyway?

Are you interested in immigration of ice age?
In fact, North flat area above Tibet mountain was covered by ice before 20000 years ago so first Japanese must have come from sea.
That means first Japanese came from philippines.

In addition, are you interested in rice farm movement?
Rice is SEA plant and Japan made that because someone shiped rice to Japan before over 4000 years ago.
I think rice came from Phillippines.

Huh. I thought I read somewhere that the current Japanese people were kidnapped Chinese children or something.

Japanon. Those other guys are making fun of you. In general, our cultures are not much different. Behave as you would in Japan and you will be fine. Don't worry about WWII either. My late grandmother even spoke Japanese. On the whole, people have moved on.

you're getting played

>Huh. I thought I read somewhere that the current Japanese people were kidnapped Chinese children or something.
That is because SEA don't publish your history.
Some Chinese came to Japan but the rate is 25% or less when we check our DNA and China's DNA.

>That is because SEA don't publish your history.
In addition, Chinaese or Korean always say Japan is good because Japanese ancestor is Chinese or Korean. In fact, Russia say same thing too. Japan is good because Japanese ancestor is North Mongolian.

SEA never say such thing.

leave

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It came from Ophir

You leave, a fucking zainichi.

Japan will pay money if South East Asian research the history about Japanese immigration.
Especially Philippines must have relation.

WE WUZ TABON PPLZ AND SHIIIEETTT

Honest opinion on Malaysia?

It is Truly Asia™

it is the real asia

looks like what mindanao would look like if it got it's shit together

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kek

I want dutdut to appoint Mami Kawada Lover, aka Lawrence, as a 1st private of Dut30 Kamikaze unit.

>26
>average body, large belly
>frequently called "pak"

how do loose it fast?

application to be my gf is now open

Cardio. Walking instead of taking the toktok everyday.
Opt for a Standing Desk from mr. Chen.

I want 50pesos as my starting salary.

How about 50 dates?

>tfw no Catholic Filipina wife to have 6+ Eurasian kids with and to increase the size of the Church

why should i even continue living, Catholic bros?

Wasted 600 pesos on this event
Fuck I think I gained 5 lbs

But Sup Forums told me Britain is full of slags, how hard can it be to find one?

It's 50pesos per hour.
You sure about that?
Also it's only for unli-touching but no kissing unless I initiate.

if the specs that you're looking for is that what's in your pic related, you can easily get one no matter what condition you're in as long as you actually show up.

You should have opted for this instead.

I'd unironically only be interested in devout Catholic women. Do you guys have a lot of those?

t. not even a neckbeard, currently in med school.

I don't want slags. Now be my gf

Why are you so monie face?

>be more expensive
>only 16 slinces

I ate around 26 slices. My shit tomorrow gonna be hot / sour due to all those tomatos

Sorry I'm just a heartbroken man, my childhood friend married someone else while I was studying overseas.

A Japanese businessman wants to buy my 優しいセブアノ語 book for ₱22k.

you can try your luck with INC members since their level of devotion is on the fanatic level. You'd have to convert to their religion and give in to their pastors will though.

Horrible. I curse that man

Go fuck his ass

You should use that oversea as excuse and claim her virginity

MOO!

what anime foreheadman

he has to fund his hormones somehow

>leaving the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church for ass

I've already had some Muslim girls try to convert me for marriage, but that will not be the case. Thanks anyways, lad.

Gabriel dropout
enjoy

Eh, he's a good man and electrical engineer is a clean job.
At least compared to what my family and I did.
Nah, JPA scholarship comes at the cost of being thrown around and I plan to pay back the Malaysian taxpayers who funded my education. Plenty of my seniors had their hearts broken when their fiancee refused to follow them overseas for several years for work experience.
You either chose love and family or your country.