What circumstances would have caused them to say this?

What circumstances would have caused them to say this?

hope that guy doesn't get fired

corporate bants are best

Kek

Whataburger's Twitter feed is like this all the time. They have some excellent bants.

>bants

what did he mean by this?

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Why, Whataburger is a Texas based company my friend. Such state pride isn't unheard of.

which one of you faggots whataburger social media employee?

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Shorthand for "banter" which is the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks.

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You're thinking of bantz though

Goodluck getting there

The whataburger is sure to be packed as fuck

>The

s and z are often casually interchangeable due to their similar zound and shape.

i think it is a typo for pants

>you want whataburger?
>Yes a burger plz
>whataburger?
>Yes i said i wanted a burger
>Whataburger?
>Yes, how many times can i repeat myself?
>Whataburger?
>You're pissing me off asking me the same damn question
>Whataburger?
>Faggot, fuck this fucking establishment

>zound and shape
>not 'zound' and 'zhape'

ya blew it

thinking of killing yourself?

dont DEW it

Well you certainly can't over do it.

Someone post the Dennys bantz

What's your Whataburger order, lads?

I usually get double meat, double cheese, lettuce, onions, jalapenos, mayonnaise, and mustard on a wheat bun.

I'm unaware of any sports-related Denny's bantz

>not ordering a number 5
Faggot

considering Whatab is southern, and heavily favored in texas no one would care.

Number 5, no pickles, sub Monterey cheese, add Chipotle ketchup, jalapenos

Go after 11 PM, order a honey butter chicken biscuit or three.

If for some reason I end up there outside of breakfast hours, the BBQ chicken strip sandwich is p good, or the patty melt.

Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich, sub honey BBQ with Honey Butter. Yall can thank me later.

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Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich on Texas Toast, but I moved to Chicago like a fucking idiot and there's no whatas

Is that Lawrence Fishbourne?

If its in the morning, I get a honey butter chicken biscuit. Every other time I ususlly get either a Monterrey Melt or the Patty Melt with a chocolate shake

never been there mate i live in washington

Double Whataburger + cheese + jalapenos

Simple and effective

+apple pie if i'm feeling extra fat