Melbourne now has a club that is specifically for underage kids

Melbourne now has a club that is specifically for underage kids.

Pretty cool, right?

That creepy guy saying "activate it" into his phone has to be in his thirties

My lamp is flickering, was it because I came on it?

lmfao

How's it called?

does that mean I'm not allowed to go?

Ok, now how to look 14 again?

I wish they had this when I was a kid

who let the niggers in ?

Looks like it's just called Melbourne Underage. They seem to be having a concert tour right now.

Looks like it closes at 10PM though, wouldn't want the kids staying up till past their bed time. Unless that timer is for the free "drinks" they offer.

They hired a jew for a bouncer.

Pedo paradise finest

Here's another picture of this cool kid.

Don't know what's going on behind him.

niggers dont exist in australia

I wish that was true

GOTTA GET KIDS DRINKING YOUNGER
BIKIES OWN THE PUBS AND THE DRUGS

I don't get the obsession with Stussy that teenagers in Melbourne have.

Do Americans wear a lot of Stussy brand clothing? Is it even a thing in the US?

is that a girl or a boy?

either way ugly as fuck

i too am in the vce discussionspace group

These things are worse than niggers.

U fucking cis gender. Xe is called "gender fluid"

If this is a permanent establishment, I'll now know where to go to bash the little shits.

Minor Clubs used to be a pretty popular things in the early 90s and before, but then people like Sup Forums regulars ruined them

Sorry, I only inform rapists.

Some of the girls don't look as underage as the guys do.

These bitches are like 25 lmao

Little bastards. Thinking that they're cool because they're going to some shitty place that doesn't sell booze. Poor security guards that work there. They must be little more than overpaid babysitters.

I think its a retro thing, stussy was big in 92-94

This guy must browse /terrorcore/ threads on effay

I don't want to drink its gender m8

I think it is. Melbourne Underage says they're holding monthly parties for the underage kids. Looks like it's always going to be at Wah Wah Lounge.

U stole their land. No wonder they being shitty than afro niggurs

Nice trips.

Fucking bitches trying to be hardcore

The black kid looks like he's about to start crying, probably because big boy Rex to his right is looking for some negro dick tonight.

glasgow has had these for about 20 years
those things aren't even human

Wouldn't be surprised if they have to get a blue card.

You could sneak some drugs in there and ruin the place while making bank. Two birds.

Looks like a bunch of Stussys to me

And here comes the YCDub clan. Anons from Melbourne have probably heard of these Apex rivals.

Fuck yeah! Great idea.

Son?

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It's not stealing if we conquer it fairly faggot. Our army was bigger and smarter. Survival of the fittest you cuck; the aussie spirit.

all that needs is a Brazzers logo

A quick drive by would sort these cunts out.

If they didn't do anything useful with the land for 40,000 years then it's their fault that a better civilization came and made proper use of it.

But females in Australia are hard to have sex with anyway, since they get lobster spiders installed in their vaginas after their first period.

Just goes to show how much shit has been let into Australia

Totally agree with this

Jesus Christ, I feel bad for this guy

hahahha that fucking unibrow

Hold up hold up, let me just set this up for the pic

Has he not heard of an eyebrow plucker, or is that regarded as attractive among his peoples?

There we go

Nah they're just as fugly as each other. They're a great match.

that's called a shit sandwich

He doesn't fuck around

>that blonde face

fist time where i have seen a white kid who is uglier than the brown kids..

See you at the VCE discussion space mate

Thought he was a mushroom for a second.

close enough

This guy can't be underage

How're your exams going fam

This is just weird

Uglier version nf Shia LeBeouf.

you could have just called it cringe thread and nothing would change

What a fag.

Probably a producer or venue owner or some other hippy shit.

>yeah bro I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy so I'm 22 but I can totally chill here. I'm not a pedophile relax. I swear.

I had more facial hair than him when I was 15yo

is that her dad or what?

that kid on the right is worse

>Sup Forums
They are truly everywhere

You know where this is headed.

Take note of the tag in the post

whats Sup Forums?

There have been teen clubs in the USA for a while. It keeps them off the streets and out of adult clubs. Can't believe Australia just picked up on this. Safer to asume OP is a fag. OP must be fucking 12 or a shut in that's never been outside after 10pm in his life. Lameass thread.

r u serious?

this just looks like a place to raise faggots from an even younger age. everyone in these pics has an extremely punchable face.

its just kids mate
calm down you autismo

True fact. Aborigines have more neanderthal DNA than any other race. Google it if you don't believe me. It's something like 8% from what I recall.

Why even bother leaving the house?

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What's with all the negros?

holy shit huge tits on the gal with the skincolor top

yes. whats Sup Forums?

Hardly anyone drinks Foster's in Australia anyway.

the effects this shit has on society are pretty awful though.

>clubbing
>effects society
alright mate keep smoking w/e ur smoking

Generally our kids have always just threw parties in their houses with booze after a "cool dad" either buys it for them or they ask random guys at the bottle-o to buy it. No kid back in my day (~10 years ago) would be seen in some faggy teen dance club.

And age of consent down there is 16. Just saying

/mu ?

Yeah, some of these girls are pretty...developed

that one fat girl who seems to have forgotten shes fat because she guards the pussies of her sexy friends

Mr. Terrorcore back at it again with the gloves, this guy's about to handle some fragile stuff

i mean if you're that fat dont wear clothes that hug your rolls

Unfortunately Australia is starting to get infested by them like all western countries

Are Aussies ugly or what. These kids would all get the shit kicked out of them at the schools I went to just for their looks

You mean to say that I've been wasting my time hitting on 18 year old's when I could of been going two years younger

Do you think he's already got a blowjob or maybe more?

Nah, with his skin colour and those gloves, he should be serving those of the superior race gin and tonic.

In Ausfalia, yes.