Have you ever walked around the neighbourhood naked in the middle of the night? Nothing rapey...

Have you ever walked around the neighbourhood naked in the middle of the night? Nothing rapey, just an exhilirating naked stroll.

I did it once and it was amazing, planning to try it again tonight. Where should I go? What should I do? Obviously I'm not looking to get seen or arrested. Last time I walked around the park, through a nearby high school and then through the residential streets back home.

Public nudity discussion thread.

i've seen naked people but i wasn't walking around

You're going to get arrested you fucking creep.

You're a moron. Go to a nudist beach if you want to do that.

But then it's not exciting.

Then walk around in a kilt or something.

I would go outside middle of summer late at night, strip naked and jerk off in my backyard when I was younger. Was a good rush for a good load to shoot.

Even if you got arrested for this, if you were not harassing anybody, walking around totally alone and non sexually, can you get charged? Do cops even give a shit?

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There are laws.

I used to get hammered and walk 2 blocks down from this bar into a small apartment that was for rent. I would strip naked and jerk off as I peeped through the window at girls walking by. It was so hard to contain myself from dragging a girl into the apartment and raping her. I would leave my glorious seed on the floor and leave. I did this for a couple of months before the person who owns it finally started locking the door at night. I seriously missed an opportunity to rape a lot of women. I think about it a lot.

But not all of them are enforced blindly.

lol

I definitely wouldn't walk any where near a school grounds. Even at night. You will be a registered sex offender by morning if anyone even remotely notices you.

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I used to do this when I was 13-16, and it got gradually much worse.

By the end of it, I was flashing women completely naked with nothing but a mask on my head, and lying on park benches/tables waiting for women/girls to walk by before I'd start pissing all over my body and face and then jack off as they'd quickly run by or just giggle.

This was 13-14 years ago though, right before the first camera-phones started coming out. Luckily.

Try it then if you think it'll be ok. Don't know where u live but being butt nekkid walking down any street gets you in the clink real fast

What's funny? Ever try it?

What the fuck man

You should of, there is nothing more exciting then when they struggle and try to fight back

Aha stupid women, they deserve to be raped

What can I tell you? Ever since I found a hardcore porn-mag at the age of 7 outside at my school I've been a sexual pervert.

I think I got into watersports when I was 13-14 years old.

The cops would probably try to get you with a sex offender charge or some bullshit.

There was a thread where some guy pissed out his front screen door, just as a mother and her kid walked by. She freaked, he freaked, cops came.
Cops were going to charge him, but he pretended to have autismo.

Haha I would love to see that

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Yep.
Walked about 3km through my street, a camping ground, to the beach for a swim and back.
Had to hide behind trees when cars went past.
Fucking incredible.

Thing is, I'd have to be drunk to try it again, too scared of getting caught.

The last time I did that, I found a young girl (15-17 years old, I think) who was still up late at night and I could see her in her window, on her computer.

I stripped off, laid myself on the grass in front of her window (second/third story floor) and waited until she noticed me. Then I started pissing all over myself and when I noticed that she didn't shy away, just looked at me with indifference, I started jerking off like crazy.

Immediately after I came, she got up from her computer chair and walked into another room, which is when I panicked, ran into the forest to dry off and then ran home. Haven't done anything as risky as that since then.

Yeah but I am talking like 2am here

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Laws really vary by state and municipality. As long as you don't appear sexually driven at all you'd probably escape any sex crime charges. Pissing in public and getting a serious sex offense is mostly a myth, as long as there aren't more devious circumstances.

Walking around naked in public per se isn't allowed most places I'm aware of, but honestly in this situation you'd probably be treated as a mental health patient initially (but again, also reliant on where you live).

Id say go for it. Just run if anyone comes after you.

Yeah, listen to this smart user.