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Portuguese qts edition

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Uhmm

Made me think about who'd be better in bed, Portuguese or Brazilian girls...

I wonder if Portuguese have bunda culture too

That's a Brazilian thing afaik

Do they speak Brazilian in Portugal?

Is Portugal part of Europe, or an honorary African country?

in europe our girls are the 2nd worst looking only behind the british

>404 breast glands not found

Lies

Is this the common bond that led to your alliance?

Who /disabled/ here?

Dead general
Dead thread

Chynuh is the number one exporter of cotton - southies btfo. Sad!

Tweeting the lord and president Donald J Trump with a request for a cotton tariff right now.

rate this american lady

Me on left

British/10

I always see it reach the posts limit tho

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Average face. No concept of body figure

Shit picture/10. You cant rate someone off a headshot

I'd hit it

I'm never drinking again.

I threw up so much last night that my throat still hurts and I was a huge dick to my gf.

Weed is all you need, the high of being drunk is not worth the vomiting and hangover.

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Portugal is suebi/germanic

I rarely drink

She looks like she has self esteem problems, problems I can exploit for easy gain.

You'll drink again mate

Proceed

Portugal is Celt-Iberians with some Suebi blood.

obligatory Sara Sampaio

Jesus

Portuguese sounds like a Slav speaking Spanish with a very thick accent.

this woman is american and is married to a korean man but her hubby is literally 4/10 looking middle aged man so i think she is strange by the way she has huge tits:\

I've heard that many times desu

>huge tits

its snowing!!! :DDDDDDD

>huge tits
proofs?

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seriously

I don't like cow titis, but that woman does not have large breasts

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Good morning buds

i saw the tv show she has the typical natural large tits:^)

Pretty sure I might have borderline personality disorder

PORTUGUESE WOMEN ARE TGE BEST!!!

i noticed /cum/ does not have the usual tripfag everyone makes fun of...

Morning, bud.

You little prick, I thought so too, It was even the reason I wasn´t too fond of going to Lisbon, but it was all memes. The portuguese women I saw were beautiful.

You just want them all for yourself you fucking Alberto Barbossa RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Being a light sleeper is suffering. I often wake up to the sound of my neighbors opening their doors, people sneezing outside, or the air conditioner turning on

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Had a dream where I was hunting a snake, then it jumped me from behind. Felt something run down the back of my neck and back of my hand, scared me so bad I literally jumped awake.
Is there a rat in my bedroom?

you're a good lad

Porbably is just uncle Ottis doing his thing again m8

>i'm the only portufag spamming pics

You're the only portugoose here
I live alone you cretinous nametard

Americans don't know that Portugal exists.

>found out I am Jewish today
I hope none of you put me in the oven

i hate falling asleep

Sister called me a fucking asshole because I used the phrase tinder sluts. Millennial hookup culture disgusts me

*puts you in the oven*

i got bonar

for me, nothing beats going to a bar to meet girls tbqh

Contributing with a pic of Portuguese totty

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No one asked you fucking normie

WAKE ME UP

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before the millenials were screwed over by the internet that was the best way to do so, but here we also used to approach random girls and say hi and then start to flirt which required a bit more of skill.

Thinking of taking up doing drugs

>when they put you into the oven you just sold to them

BEFORE YOU GO GO
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON LIKE A YO-YO

I normally just hit on women in public. It still works fine.

Also women like hiking and snowboarding, so easy to get women to do that. Also avoids whales.

I suck at that desu but it's still the best way, especially if you have friends that can hook you up with their friends

>when they use a payday loan to buy the oven

oy vey

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>tfw I can't find a gf because nobody wants to date a deaf person

back when i was in college i realized it was best for you to just go anywhere and flirt to girls in random places to develop your skills.

from my experience you become rather crafty after few fuck ups and then you become addicted to hit on random girls whenever you can.

that's the good thing about chosing the girls you want to try your luck/skill

it's not because you're deaf it's because you're a shitter

Goan qts> Portuguese qts

Shitter?

Goan?

i have a deaf friend who gets laid like a rabbit with some good tier girls, probably you're just too afraid of trying to look for ways to overcome your condition and start to date girls.

Lies

Is she Goan? She has a portuguese surname. Post proof regardless

nope, he just made his condition to be admirable instead of crippling and girls like the dudes who try hard instead of some crybaby.

tfw no Indian girl to give a greencard to by marrying

yeah

no one knows the cure

I wash dishes because I can't communicate with people dude. I'm not an audible talker I have retard deaf speech, I have to write things down for normal people. Without an interpreter a conversation with me is pretty one sided because only about 40% of words can be seen from lip reading.

She looks like a tard

I prefer black hair over blonde hair on white women. If you disagree, you're wrong

I won't even name my favourite because I want them all to myself

how does he do it?

this dude literaly writed things down on his iphone and dates girls using whatsapp

also in the worst case scenario you can also try and datet deaf girls

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Hey. Guys. Look. New Taxes and expenses! Because the carbon tax isn't enough to pay for the hole the Libs have burnt into the ground.

>St*tists

I like women

At least you got legal weed and election reform, right?

faget

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Thinking about going to a psychiatrist, buds.
I have a signed photo of Harper