Ask a hacker anything

Ask a hacker anything.
I wont answer BS questions and I'm not going to waste time trying to prove I'm a hacker.

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Do you have a pussy?

then i'm not going to waste time asking you questions, fag

pls hak me

this guys is hack.

go ahead try to hack my ip 127.0.0.1

Please show me how u hack a piece of wood

Why are my poops so hard? I eat too much protein, maybe?

Prove youre a hackzor

Why did the attack on Dyn happen?

I hacked you and I know your ip now
>127.0.0.1

>s00per 1337 hax0r
>tries to be serious on Sup Forums

Nice try kiddo

Are you the Anonymous Hacker called "Sup Forums?"

favorite design pattern and why?

what programming languages do you know?

HOW DO I GET MY VCR TO STOP BLINKING 1200

>hacker
>cracker
>"I'm not going to waste time trying to prove I'm a hacker"

I can fly man, but i'm not going to waste time trying to prove it

What's the best way to track someone down?

Fuck all you assholes. I tried to be serious and give you some insight about the world of hacking and you immature basement dwellers act like a bunch of 12 year olds. Grow the fuck up...

Alright, don't know why you would lie about this, plus it's pointless in the long run so I'll ask a serious question. Ever get hired to hack someone? Do you want to get hired? Not that I'm looking for hackers, just curious.

>I'm a hacker.
>don't ask me to prove it though

So what... Ask you about a recipe for Risotto? Why not just say "Ask a faggot anything" like the rest of the faggots on Sup Forums?

I can answer it for you
Paid program like this

Could you exploit firefox if you tried?

Can Facebook accounts be hacked in any way i.e. getting around being blocked and the like

How can you make money legitimately and preferably legally with hacking skills?
As a side profession, not a daily 9/5 job

Google and Facebook

thoughts on Geohot?

Ahaha what a silly African American male

You didn't answer

English much?

lolno
>tits
>gtfo

Have a snicker bar u bitch

Hack my toaster pls

>go on Sup Forums/b
>ask ppl to grow up

you must be new here

I was told that removing system 32 will speed up my computer. How would I go about doing this?

did you hack eircom?

Opps
>Fucking mobile browsing

10 .75 .2 .110 : here hack me then

All? Learn machine rest is syntax

Are you old enough to remember 'WIZ', x2, "this already owned cia.gov ;)" and when Bugtraq was the #1 exploit source and only had 10,000 subscribers?

Did you ever riffle spaf's spools, or help distro Dale Drew's gerbiling pics? We'e you there the day 8 people spontaneously rm'd jobe at the same time by pure serendipity?

Do you remember when Nash Leon "solved" Geras's impossible vuln prog via LD_PRELOAD, or when sw_r not only got a backdoor into OpenBSD but actually had it distributed on official CD installation media for months?

If not, why are you here?

/g is full of consumerist

this guy not hackr; i am lord hackr59; when chubby contax need payloadz i giv fresh compilez /w 0.day backd00r expl0itz remixd & rechaind; all my payloadz are g00d for 1 day 0nly thatz how g00d i am>>>

ugot haxd by lord hackr59

Ah the Memories..

I'm kidding, I have no clue what you're talking about.

how do i low orbit ion gun

"hacker"
fuq of

This guy is real.

He is real. Don't mess w/him

post a code snipped that YOU coded and explain exactly what that part does, you fucking sk

Mainstream name
Cracker is the underground

Did you ever steal anything from a bank? (virtually, obviously)

My uncle did and he's in jail now. (not virtually, obviously)

>op downloads one script kiddie piece of software
>hurrdurr I'm uh hax0r

coding
You don't need a hacker to tell you that.
Hacking = creating code not finding flaws.
You can't be a hacker if you can't code...it's impossible.

Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager
Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...
Damn kids. They're all alike.

But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain,
ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what
made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of
the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...
Damn underachiever. They're all alike.

I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain
for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms.
Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.

I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is
cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I
screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me...
Or feels threatened by me...
Or thinks I'm a smart ass...
Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.

And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through
the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is
sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is
found.
"This is it... this is where I belong..."
I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to
them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...

You totally did not answer the question, script kiddy

What's the best way you've found to enumerate tables with blind SQLi?

I'm the guy that 0wned Telzon's used by most retail chains. I could access every store system without login in. Break the auth chain with brute force interrupts when ini the radio frq.

Can you hack into time?

op seems to be legit.

all those ansewers to serious questions.

or when posse dumped mark mooks and goggans homedirs and spools

or when they forwarded donn parkers phone to hair club for mens 800?

or when dpak owned up PTSN and NYNEX

Or when someone filled up Len Rose's homedir full of SYSV.login.c

ahhh the good old days..

>serious
>b
Sure buddy

Not enuf mickdonnels

Listen, dude: I'm almost 49 years old. I've been using computers since the original Apple 1 was in stores. In high school I used a multi-user BASIC system running on a Data General Nova minicomputer connected to 3 schools via 300bps modems over leased phone lines. The first computer I built was based on a 1976 Popular Electronics article and used an old Teletype ASR-33 as a terminal. The next three computers were S-100 bus systems running CP/M v2.2. Depending on your age, I may have been writing code in C under CP/M before you were even *born*. I've owned no-name Taiwaneese knock-off XT clone motherboard-based systems I built on the cheap, with monochrome (yes, the ugly-ass green-screen) graphics. I remember the original Mac looking like someone's idea of a joke to me. I thought Windows v2.x was the most useless thing on the planet. I actually ran IBM's OS/2 for a couple *years* and thought it was awesome. The only reason I changed from Win95 was because the USB support was virtually non-existent. The only reason I changed from Win98SE to Win2k when it wasn't stable on a CPU running over ~800MHz. I had an entire WinNT4 domain, complete with PDC, running in my apartment, while I was getting an MCSE.

loopback faggot

Also u guiz Sup Forums is vuln to der bash exploitz no jkz

NEVER enough dakka.

How much math do I need to be a hacker? If I have enough I'm going to soles focus on my cs knowledge, since that is where I'm severely lacking. What are some of the most important topics in cs to learn?

Are you fucking retarded? I knew you were full of shit but this is just sad lmao

>comes to 4chin
>expects us to be serious
kek

Regular oreos or golden oreos?

OP is confirmed a fucking retarded script kiddie have fun ddosing the kids that fuck your shit up in minecraft

always why are yuo suck on big cocks in police barn.?

> claims to be a hacker
> refuses to give proof

couldn't be more clear that you're not a hacker OP

Kek

False !

A language in paradigm X is really different from a language in paradigm Y

I am not OP you retards

Vote filthy frank for peoples choice awards niggers

Nah, OP is confirmed a fucking retarded attention whore who's talking out of his ass

The best way to get hacker information today is on twitter, sifting through post after post about Women In Tech posts, Diversity in InfoSec, Political posts about expats who moved to Thailand, and endless "TRUMP BAD!" excretia.

Then someone posts up about a new CSRF or cert thats shoved onto a laptop line by OEM. Then it's right back to "Women can contribute to conferences just as much as men" which is why every one of their presentations is about women/diversity instead of something technical.

So? You're still a useless cunt

OP is confirmed to watch Mr. Robot and thinks he's a hacker now because he gained insight into the world or hacking

...

How to trace location of gmail sender?

Piss off I do bite manipulation on a 15000$ rig

>bite
sage

>Ask a hacker anything.

Just keep saying shit to make yourself sound impressive it'll work eventually

what are you doing and why? Goals or end game?

You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at
school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or
ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.

This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the
beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying
for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and
you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek
after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color,
without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals.
You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us
and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is
that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me
for.

I am a hacker, and this is my manifest

you make your own stuff or just use tools you find on the interwebs?

Do you know where i can get a working ext like that?
github.com/saich/PasswordSniffer

White hat hackers
Unlike black hats that steal info and shit, you get asked "Hey, see any flaws in this code?"

What operation system do you use and why is it not gentoo? :^)

"OpenBSD - the secure OS for me to pee on!!!!!!1"

>tries to Sup Forums serious Sup Forums.intellig
>Sup Forums.seriou
>Sup Forums.takesanythingseriou
>Sup Forums.faggot
Sorry faggot is the only one that got through

./configure
make
make install

"I know how to speak French. I know what I want to say, I just need to learn the grammar and word for it."
That's literally how retarded you are.

Came

do u like the msfconsole halloween art

No dude he knows every language you better watch the fuck out and stop shit talking or he'll backtrace your ip and fuck over your life

Pedophile

Can you hook me up with a key to hell reloaded and show me some good tor irc