>Theatrical cut:
villain loses a fight against one of the main protagonists and he is sent away as a prisoner
>Extended cut:
villain loses a fight against one of the main protagonists as the protagonist then slices his throat
Amazing how the 2 cuts of this film completely alternate a scenes events
What a piece of shit movie. Why was Ray Liotta in it? It makes no sense.
but it was a shit movie, who cares?
Fuck you the movie wasnt that bad.
It was pretty garbage man
Shit movie dropped 20 min in.
It sure makes for a cool collectable
Thats just sad dude, jason looks like a cockney even in those which is funny given hes australian.
>tfw you don't live in the dimension where Statham's character, Farmer, is just a simple peasant bloke doing cozy farm shit, building fortifications and being a family man with occasional militia duties thrown in
why even watch movies?
Ray Liotta shows up in lots of shitty movies
Yes I see what you are saying, i feel the same
>tfw you will never be a cute farm boy who gets your boiussy plowed by farmer statham
>Being Uwe Boll is suffering
Yeah did you see his trantrum video after no one funded his next film? So funny.
you watched the wrong one
does that still have jrd in it
This movie was pretty based.
Is basically a cheap budget version of Army of Darkness
>An ex-Special Forces soldier gets thrown back to medieval times to fulfill an ancient prophecy and ends up finding redemption for his own battlefield experiences.
what the fuck
now I have to watch it
Like I said: its like Bruce Campbell's Army of Darkness.
Btw first scene is Dolph training a group of kids in a martial art class.
HAHAHAHA
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>The extended version death scene
Anyone actually play the Dungeon Siege games? I loved them when I was younger, but I have no idea how you make a movie out of them. The first one barely had a plot
>watching Uwe Boll shit
>buying Uwe Boll shit
>buying it more than once
Begehe Sudoku, OP.
Army of Darkness is cheap budget Army of Darkness.
I doubt you have even watched any of his movies? Or have you only seen one?
Firstly: he doesn't just make video game movies. His career goes into 2 categories: video game movies and dramatic realism.
His dramatic realism series are:
>Darfur
>Stoic
>Tunnel Rats
>Auschwitz
>Assault on Wall Street
and then of course his Rampage trilogy
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I tried watching this move, had months of therapy after it, now you triggered my PTSD again, thanx fucker...
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