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leave the browns to me edition

CIN:Eifert (ankle) will not practice this week
MIN:Shaun Hill works as Vikes' starter Monday
MIA:'No indication' Pouncey back for Week 1
GB:Jordy Nelson (knee) a 'full go' at practice
PHI:Lane Johnson (suspended) able to play Week 1?
ATL:Julio Jones expected to be full-go Wednesday
PHI:Pederson names Carson Wentz Week 1 starter
WAS:Josh Doctson (Achilles') practicing on Monday
WAS:Matt Jones wearing non-contact jersey Monday
BAL:#AsExpected: Forsett re-signs with Ravens
SEA:Luke Willson expected to start Week 1
SEA:Thomas Rawls expected to start Week 1

that's what they get for that weebshit in the op

>picking on the Browns

Iggles everyone

>deleting it 200 something posts late
Doesn't make any sense to me.

fucking fatass janny

it was because there was 2 other gennies, the one before it didn't hit the Bump limit

>gennies
GTFO

Whenever there's a weebshit OP, I always have to CTRL+F to find it. Annoying as fuck.

genneys? genees? Geneeze?
Whatever

Just say general, ya faggot

>Lane Johnson starting week one
>Browns "secondary" week one

>Jordy Nelson (knee) a 'full go' at practice
Faguars are fucked.

>MIN:Shaun Hill works as Vikes' starter Monday

Who is starting for Cleveland? McClown or RGKnee?

even worse when they have their trip on and don't name the thread properly soit can't be found textwise in the catalog ctrl+fing but that is rare

i would assume Knee

thats your own fault for being too retarded to use the catalog

yeah what the fuck happened there

anyway

does Tom Brady winning and being deserving of the AP MVP and MVP of SB51 cement him as THE GREATEST
>NFL quarterback ever of the Super Bowl era?
>trophy husband ever?
and does that SB win cement Bill Belichick as
>the greatest HC of all-time?
>the greatest coach of all-time, period?

Yo i love yall i love football

Of course I use the fucking catalog, that doesn't mean the weeaboo picture that belong on Sup Forums sticks out to me as the NFL thread I'm looking for.

So I have to CTRL+F to get to it.

>His team didn't draft David Johnson 2.0

JUST

no

>its not gay if its cute

yes it is you turbo faggot

Who?

Dat o-line tho

Welcome to the watering hole, come to wet yer whistle?

this

Remember when the Bills had good defense? That was too long ago.

How will da bears do this season

I'm ready for Ted to say he just released Rodgers. What the fuck is this man doing

CTRL+F
wew lad

Is there a superhero that's a fan of your team, Sup Forums?

7-9 is the best I can do.

>Adam Schefter Verified account @AdamSchefter
>Packers trade WR Jordy Nelson to WR needy 49ers for a 7th round pick and a box of corn flakes

Rodgers isn't top 5 at his position

Blame rexy for kicking out gym shorts who literally made you guys a top 5 defense

>tab 20x to get there, NFL
>ctrl+f NFL

Aw shit senpai

ur mom has 2 slots open

>Adam Schefter Verified account @AdamSchefter 2s
>Packers head Coach Mike Mcarthy plans to bench Rodgers permanently citing 'irreconcilable differences' Brett Hundley will start week 1

thanks rexy

>corn flakes
Should've gotten cocoa puffs

>not Honey Nut Cherrios
Fake.

>releasing Sitton

w...what did he mean by this

fug

>not 3

He's finally gone truly senile.

Kap's message is spreading

One knee for every fan in the stands.

Implying she ever takes a cock out of her mouth

rekt and keked

BTFO
T
F
O

white wimmin love them there Mexiniggers. she's from San Diego, too. Figures

great get

Literally empty stands

fucking kek

My Team:
QB: Derek Carr
QB: Blake Bortles
RB: Adrian Peterson
RB: Leshawn McCoy
RB: Deangelo Williams
RB: James Starks
WR: Allen Robinson
WR: Amari Cooper
WR: Golden Tate
WR: Deshawn Jackson
TE: Jason Witten
TE: Zach Miller
WR: Doug Baldwin
K: Brandon McManus
Vikings Defense

Bruce Miller just got arrested for breaking a 70 year old man's face

>i'm disgusted w blah blah blah

t. attention whore

>mfw kap gives the niners the owl
>mfw kap is the next Ali
>mfw when the shitty national anthem is abolished and is replaced with a song you DAB to

should i get a rodgers jersey or a damarious randall jersey?

I'm an ASU fan so Randall

Randall or Bakh

Get a Reggie White jersey.

>she's from San Diego

no she's not, she's from redding up in the north

what did you expect from WMLS or whatever they call their irrelevant league

JUST

JUST

#rekt

He did not do anything. He attends church on Sundays, he is a good guy.

sitton puckers jersey

Rate my OC

...

well, born in SD anyway, says wiki. I just go by birthplace generally

>frog
Dropped.

That's quite alright. 7/10.

>stoolers

>Mexico makes a good post for once
gj Pablo. 7.5/10

CAPTCHA:
calatraveja del rio

>Parker not practicing
fucking lkill me
without the horrific oversampling on the face it would have been good

thanks for the input famalams

I saved it.

...

wut
>Place of birth Redding, California, U.S.

user said he called HaHa Clinton-Dix a nigger. Packers released him immediately.

Whas everyones prediction for atlanta tampa week one
I dont even know
Nope :)

so with sitton and long at guards, if the bears can draft a good tackle in the draft and get grasu back next year, they're going to have a pretty good o-line

>calling water wet
lel

>your team
>your record
>your practice squadfu
>pick 2 buttons

>Carson Wentz says he was laying in the middle of a cornfield hunting when he learned Bradford was traded and he became the starter. #Eagles

2murrican4u

and still no QB

Gray

do you think Tim ever looks back at this clip and wonders to himself: "Lord, why did I insist on being a QB?" and the Lord says
>"Because you violated the first deadly sin, that of pride. When the Broncos saw that traditional quarterbacking was not a strength and you could not improve upon your skills, they released you when you refused to better utilize your skills at another position. Also, they signed Peyton Fucking Manning, did you really think YOU were better than him? You idiot. You shall forever domed to hosting terrible one-off shows and select football and sporting events that no one cares about... FOREVER!"

Rewatching the snaps Nkemdiche played and I'm really impressed. He's tossing around lineman like nothing. He made a tackle for a loss on his first game then got a sack on his next game. He's my pick for defensive rookie of the year

cutler is an average to above average QB bud
"no QB" is reserved for broncos-tier situations

>iggles
>8-8
>blue&red

im going to give you a free pass on that because you're an iggles fan who hasnt lived long enough to have seen what a decent QB looks like

but please try to avoid saying stupid things on purpose in the future "bud"

He has always been good at tossing linemen around but has generally been shit at finishing plays. He might be a good player down the road but I don't see him being super impactful this year.

kek alright retard, thanks for the advice

>no argument
what a surprise

dumb poster makes dumb post, what a surprise (;

He's got a great opportunity in AZ, he won't be facing many double teams when Calais, Jones, and Golden are on the field and he's almost unblockable 1v1. He needs to work on vision and motor

kek you literally didn't make an argument at all retard
here, name 15 QBs better than cutler

Cutler is actually really talented though. Based on sheer ability he is probably a top 5 qb. He just doesn't give a shit, and he has been around long enough now where it is unlikely he will ever get it together. Joe Flacco is in the same boat, though not quite to the same degree.