Hello /b, I recently moved in with 2 hot girls and we share a bathroom. because I am a perv...

Hello /b, I recently moved in with 2 hot girls and we share a bathroom. because I am a perv, I want to hid a camera in there somewhere, recommend me the best and cheapest hidden camera and I'll post some pics when I get them.

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anything?

dude, just install an offline cam for your phone that records while sleeping, if they find it just say i forgot i left it in here. even if they turn on screen they wont see.

leave it in your jean pocket in the corner of the room propped up or some shit just to get the angle right

My phones battery will die in 30 minutes if my phone is recording, my phone is 3 years old and dies in an hour even if im not using it

How do we know they are hot?
Post their facebook or instagrams or some shit.

be a dick one time and go to the loo as one of them is going to shower, set it up so it is recording while they strip it will die whilst they are showering, and then even if they go to switch the screen on it will be dead, reinforcing your innocence

Yeah, no don't want to show people of /b their faces, sorry

The bathroom is super tiny, and I've litteraly only lived here 4 days so I don't think I could just barge in on em, and there is another half bathroom that only has a toilet so they would yell at me for not using it.

Go on Amazon or Ebay and search for 808 Key Chain Camera. It looks like a key fob for a car, put it on your keys and leave it in the bathroom. Record time is about 90 minutes and they're about 15 bucks. Quality might be suspect if you get them any cheaper (chinese knock offs)

But I am getting another phone in a week or so

or get a cheap compact camera... you can get one for like £15 or like... $12

why dont you flirt with them and get some you no balls ass pussy robot?

Because I am a poorfag I don't have a car, but I could probably get a copy of my family's or something, thanks

Because I'm a fat piece of shit thats why

You could put them on house keys or w/e. Or just leave a key fob laying around and say one of your friends must have forgot it. Lying is easy.

Do you like them as persons?
Why would you betray their trust?

Good idea.

Don't know them that well, they are working when I'm sleeping and vice versa.

And you think it's a good idea to possibly fuck your already bad relationship with them and risk being kicked out or persecuted by their family and friends if one of them ever find it out?

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Post your face OP, I want to know if you really are unfuckable.

Also no for safety reasons

Where do you live OP?

Why are you trying to talk him out of it? He asked for how to record them in the bathroom, not for a personal life coach.

Florida USA

>safety reasons
You are on Sup Forums, what 's the worse that can happen?

I don't want him to get arrested if the girls are smart.
He should do that shit only for a day on a public bathroom.

Ha, I'm not dumb, I've seen people on Sup Forums get doxed by posting pictures of random people they saw at the store or something, nty

It's really dumb to do this with people that are that near you, he might be making a mistake.

>implying new Sup Forums has any doxing skills

What are we pen testers or some shit?

Yeah, this idea is poorly conceived isn't it.

Post pics and dick pics faggot. With time stamp mind you.

sureeee coming right up....

It's pretty bad, who would be that retarded to endanger his newly acquired living place?

How did you meet the girls if you are not close OP?

I work with them

Newfags

It's only bad if you get caught OP

What do you work as?

I work at Wendy's

So it's even worse.
Have you even thought what could happen if another cowork learn about this shit because of a mistake you made?
Can you afford to loose your job?

What a loser. Don't worry about it man, you won't be throwing away much if you get caught.

What the fuck kind of dude moves in with two bitches that work at his local fast food eatery?

You are already a fat looser and instead of trying to develop a better relation ship with real females that might be as fucked as you, judging from where they work at, you decide to become an actual criminal?
Go loose some weight and stop trying to be an edge-lord.

Well no, since it's the only one I can get with my limited education.

Yes I am a loser and I don't want to go to jail like my mate did.
They are friends with my sister.

Implying he'll be able to get social security check if he get caught.
Do you want to be rapped on prison or prohibited from getting near schools?

No pics of the girls? wtf you waiting for?

Kind of hard to go to a gym when all of your money goes to rent and such

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You think either of them would be interested in you?

>they are friends with my sister

Are you actually autistic or retarded OP?
That's another huge red flag for why you shouldn't mess with them?
Do you want to be the family sex criminal too?
Get a hold of yourself.

I already am the black sheep, dropped out of school in 10th grade

Look for community gyms, they might be full of old geezers but at least they won't be as judgmental of your body.

Probably not since 1 has a boyfriend and I think the other is gay?

Get a power bank or a better phone

It's very different from being an sex criminal.
Don't destroy your life even further user.
It's not hard to find hidden cameras on the internet, no one needs to see your sister friends too.

Early on I said I'm getting a new phone next week.
and also earlier on i said I don't have a car, and I live in the woods I guess

Gay chicks are smart as hell, don't mess with the dycke.

You're an idiot if you think you need to go to the gym to lose weight. Do pushups whenever you have free time, go for a jog around the block every once in a while. It's not hard, you just have to do it.

So do they think you are weird or some shit or are yall cool?
and by cool I mean would they come to you for advice or hang out with you alone

Then go for a walk/run on the woods you retard.
A lot of people would kill to live near nature like you.

From all the stuff I looked up, the key to losing weight is lifting

What do you think is gonna happen if you get caught by your family anyway?

We haven't hung out per say, but whenever I'm watching TV in the living room or something they'll sometimes come watch w/ me

Ye, weightlifting is based as fuck

You are about to make a very big mistake OP, I think you should go for a walk and rethink your life choices.
Also, get a girlfriend. A lot of chicks are as just or even more fucked up then you. Then you can be one of those Sup Forums couples that post nudes and stuff in here.

Oh my mom and her family will probably disown me or something, don't think my dad will care, they have been split up for 4 years now and he's a truck driver, so I'd probably get on with him

Before you be a fucking creep asshole for people that deposited their trust on you try to hangout with them for a couple more of weeks or a month.
If you still think it would be worth it, then do it.

Like I said, I'm fat and don't get out much so there isn't anyplace where I meet people

No, the key to losing weight is eating less calories than you use. If you use more calories by being slightly more active, and you eat less calories, you'll start losing weight. You don't even need to eat healthy, just eat less calories.

The past 2 weeks I have been, because of the stress of moving

>implying your dad won't be disgusted after finding out what you did
You thin truckers don't have ethics?

Oh, my dad is a huge perv soo, he's like all old men I assume, he's almost 60 and chasing after 18 year olds

Stop acting like a victim just because you are fat.
It's 2016 a lot of people are fat, most of people are overweight.
How old are you faggot?

Hidden camera shit is a whole different level.

I'm not acting like a victim? I know a lot of people are fat, and I seriously do want to lose the weight, and I'm 18

Don't record them or some shit. at all.
Since you work the night shift buy them breakfast or something with a note attached that says some alpha shit. (not flirty or anything just like "I bought you 2 breakfast, enjoy.)

Why did you drop out? Do you have learning inabilities?
Just because society labels you as trash you are not obliged to act as one.

Are you fat enough to be a turnoff or just kind of fat?

I wouldn't put it past him to do the same thing, he had a few female roommates after we left him and like I said, he is pretty sketchy.

Sweet jesus I thought it was autumn, not summer

For god's sake, 18?
That's why you are acting so edgy. Kid, you still have a lot ahead of you. Even if you think yourself as old or a real adult.
Don't fuck your own life over.

I work day shift, they work night.
I was young and dumb, and thought I knew what was best for me at the time.
I'm over 320 lbs and all of it is fat.

Why are you trying to copy your dad?
Do you think he'll love you if you are as bad as him?

ITT: Roleplaying faglords.

>young and dumb
>is 18
Kill yourself.

I actually really don't like him that much, and I don't know why I'm thinking of doing this.

That's so mature of you.

>UHH, AKSCHULLY...

Seriously, when did Sup Forums grow morals?

when both are out at work. sneak into their room and take pics of their panties. even fap with them idc

Look, if you aren't just roleplaying. Take a moment to think, fap for a bit, remember you have the choice to be better an be the user you want to be.

That was 4 years ago, I dropped out to support my mom if you really want to know, she has a lot of medical issues, I thought that if i got a job full time I could help out a lot, turns out they don't hire 14 year old dropouts. We moved 6 times in those 4 years

Maybe buy them dinner then, I can't do all the thinking faglord.

Also, how tall are you? if you are under like 6 2" then good luck otherwise 320 is redeemable

>All these whiteknights
Ok, so here's what you're gonna do OP.
>Get a spycam, but one of those that are labelled "mini action camera" since they're made for people that aren't human scum. I heard the Mobius ones are good.
>Get some bottle of stuff they definitely won't use, like shampoo for men or some shit and empty and clean it out.
>Then you cut out the bottom, poke a small hole at some place that isn't too obvious and place the cam in there.
>Post results

I'm 6'1"

Your mom is already dying and sick and you want to make her ashamed too? You are better than this.
Just download jap porn, the girls are not as cute as jav actresses anyway.

Find a girl that has a feeding fetish, they are out there and will love to make you fatter.

post pics of their panties. just go into their room when they are at work.

Mom's not dying, just bad nerve damage in her leg

Not to mention he dropped out of school to try to support her

Permanent pain is worse then dying, don't be a dick to her. She already had to deal with your father.
You are better then this.

One of them lives upstairs and we have another roommate, like I said her boyfriend who works the opposite shift then she does