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My secret?

I actually save the full picture instead of the thumbnail

I am hooked on Sup Forums.

Sup Forums is hurting. I'm trying to keep it running a bit longer.

I'm leaving my mom' s house at 26 years old to start a brand new high paying job. I just put a down payment on a house.

I'm actually scared about it. I've moved out before and it has never been a big deal - army, college, whatever. But something is different about this time. I think it's for good and I already miss my mom / my town.

I suck cocks secretly behind my wife's back.

I'm actually a really big pervert who constantly sexually fantasizes and masturbates like 2 ~ 3 times a day. I'm always afraid there's going to be some circumstance where people find out how much pornography I look at and they'll judge me or it'll reflect poorly on my family.

what field?

Engineering.

I secretly use Tumblr

Good boy

I went to a swingers club and fucked this beautiful 7/10 MILF while her husband watched.

I'm secretly glad Africans are dying in droves from AIDS since it's a way of controlling an extremely low IQ population.

The faster blacks die off as a race, the sooner the world's IQ will go up. The fact that a number of them are moving to first world countries and committing crimes while lowering the national IQ of wherever they go is a problem, to say the least. Thank god for HIV.

I am stalking question guy and have almost found him, at which time I will kill him and free Sup Forums.

>reflect poorly on my family
>Most of saved fap material is of family member
Shit.

I have long, intricate songs and poems about all the different kinds of people that I know. I recite them and sing them usually when I'm on long car rides or alone in my house.

Im sorry buddy but niggers just breed too fast for them to get extinct

theguardian.com/global-development/2013/jun/13/nige…

No family members.

Link died for some reason

see archive.is/g8xoZ

i secretly think people are copying my style and the things i say and do. but i'm not a narcissist at all.

My secret is that I wonder why this thread gets re-posted so often ? Who is collecting these secrets solicited from strangers?

Nice try FBI.

I take prisoners. I have a whore in my basement now. I fuck them, beat them and eventually kill them.

It costs a little bit to keep a basement slave but its worth it.

lol post what you got m8
this is my fetish, especially sisters

It's question guy. He must die.

i lie on personality tests

Nah bro it's of my daughter.

I hope that this guy catches you question guy.

Even better. Post it fag

Between 2005 - 2014, I used to be a huge voyeur. I collected all sorts of spying equipment and listened to my neighbors, friends, and family members having sex regularly.

post it

share!

>family members

please share

I didn't save anything or record any of it. I just listened.

why did you stop its 2016!

another ignorant white man

I grew out of it. I started meeting girls regularly and having sex. I'm actually a relatively normal, charming person. I don't think anyone would believe it if I told them.

I'm not your fag, m8

I killed my neighbors dog. The bitch kept barking I talked to them they wouldn't keep it quiet.

I decided to bbq its ribs. MFW I bbq and ate cuts of their dog literally infront of them in my backyard.

i'm not your m8, cuck

I stand nothing to gain from this.

Wrong, having anons fapping over your greentexts is considered to be a great honor

I'm not your cuck, fag

was it easy to get equipment to hear through the walls? how well does it work?

Fuck green texts I have pics. How do you kids get off to that?

I'm not your fag, cumdumpster

i rape nigger bitches on a weekly basis. i never get caught because no one cares about niggers.

welp, it's been fun

>How do you kids get off to that?
To greentexts? Cuz it leaves a lot to the imagination which can be hot. Censor her face if u must and pls post

But how do you explain your AIDS to the doctors?

nut in them or wear condoms?

I tried all sorts of different devices and things. Honestly nothing beats just creeping through a house and putting your ear against a door.

One of the things I tried was putting a shoe box wrapped in wrapping paper outside of my apartment door with a sticky note on it with my name. What I would do is have a listening / noise amplifying device wired to the inside of it, and poke a series of small holes where the microphone would pick things up inside the box. I would be sitting inside my house against the door with headphones on while listening to said device.

You actually learn a surprising amount of information about people.

bestiality is NASTY! Be gone devil.

Wait what

Can you give us a sample..?

i nut inside them. i don't care if some nigger bitch has to deal with a kid.

that's odd

I am on the tv show 90 day fiancee and I married that bitch to get to USA!

>2016
>still watching television
>not killing yourself

7s

now

Plus there's the fact that the rate of niggers dying from HIV/AIDS has been declining rapidly over the past few years thanks to advances in medical science and increased awareness of how HIV is transmitted.

It was supposed to be so perfect. An incurable disease that primarily affects degenerate populations (fags, niggers, drug addicts, etc) and causes a painful, humiliating death? Fucking sweet. I wish people would just sit back and accept God's will for what it is.

tell us more about your process how you do what you do?

>
call this guy a nigger

I havent had sex in 4 years.

dude, wtf

lol "god's will" guess i missed the part in the bible where only white/straight people could use medicine

I wish every single muslim country was nuked into oblivion, and every muslim living in the west forced to denounce their religion or be executed.

To the tune of vesti la giubba

youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PMq4XGtZ4

(I won't post the whole thing, just a part...)
(more silliness - to the crescendo)

Ooooooooh!
Gay Croow!
We all know!
You're a homoooo!
Oh Gaaaayyyyyy Crooooowww!
Craving the fragrance of ballsack and asshoe,
Ride my pole!!!

*cries*

Do you only right songs/poems about people you know? If you had some other shit you write it'll seem less weird.

post for the greater fap

You realize white straight people get HIV everyday, right?

Fail edge lord

I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arres-

it was barking all the fucking time.

they were looking for that stupid bitch forever.

I would do it again and again it was lulz.

Sometimes I guess. I don't watch a lot of television so my only real encounters with people are people that I know.

Also I'm a trained singer so I actually sing them in silly voices kind of like a jacked up Disney.

+1

>mfw you assume I'm referring to the God of the Bible

I want to have a sexual realationship with my 11yo daughter.

inbred retard

Read my post again, shitbrain. I never said they didn't.

i'm sorry, guess i'm dumb for assuming it was the "god" most commonly reffered to by that name among the thousands of imaginary friends..

Have a nice evening, officer.

Th.. this is genius

Me and my girlfriend have this thing going on where every few months, we'll stop seeing each other for a week and go fuck anyone we want. After the week ends, we usually talk about it and hearing her tell me how many guys she slept with and what they did to her always turns me on but I don't tell her about it...

Are you married?

Van is on the way.
You needed to start grooming her way earlier though.

God's will is for the advancement of sciencd in order to save them. God works in mysterious ways.

Yes, you are.

No, single male.

yea because low iq apes are more likely to believe in magic sky friend/'God'.

I put shit like this on my wall.

Thank you.

I've done work as a cartoonist so I think about animating them sometime.

What happens when she turns 12? She gonna be too old for you then? Ugh, men are pigs.

what does she usually tell you she did? how many does she hook up with in a week?

Aw that's sad.

I'm sure those things aren't all true.

Ok asshole which 'God' are you refering too? The special one that tells you to kill whores?

>She gonna be too old for you then?
Women get corrupted by the time they are 16, so you have to make them your slave way before that to keep them pure. Generally, when they are properly groomed, they remain pure until they are like 30, when they will probably move out and become a major slut anyway.

Men have to chase real beauty but womyn like you are actually pigs always squealing away about your own hogshit.

Fuck off question guy.

>when they are properly groomed, they remain pure until they are like 30, when they will probably move out and have you arrested for grooming them to be your slave anyway.

Do you manage to find any girls to fuck? I feel like for girls it's easier to find someone to fuck than guys right?

>and have you arrested
No, they will always remain "daddy's girl" but they will get married and then its basically impossible to maintain a sexual relationship. Its sad but not much can be done about it