What do you choose?

>What do you choose?

>Unlimited Fast Food (4)
>18 year old girl (18)
>Computer (6)
>Garden with greenhouse (2)

I'll be able to eat any fast food in the world, order some "fastfood" salad bowls every now and then so I don't go obese.

I can use the girl as a 3-in-1 package. Sex, someone to talk to so I don't go crazy and I can also use her along with the computer to watch Kali Muscle videos and do prison workouts, no need for a gym.

The computer because best source of entertainment, even though it will be restricted*

Garden with greenhouse so I don't go blind/crazy from spending 10 years in a basement.

>SPECIAL RULE: The desktop computer already comes with internet access however you are only able to use it for free content. (E.g. no Netflix, no downloaded movies, no paid games, no e-trading etc) This means that you can only use the computer to watch stuff that is actually free to the public (YouTube etc) and only play free to play games (League of Legends etc) pirating stuff is not possible.

30 guns please.

Actually, check that. 40 guns please.

Actually one more revision. 38 guns and the trainset.

>attractive girl
By what standards

bumping while I figure this shit out.

18 year old
camera
drugs
fast food

produce porn for 10 years straight

16 points for internet without the ability to stream shit download anything?

no games or internet on cpu have fun playing hearts

Two 18 y/o
One gun
Hd camera

Will make one hell of a video to sell when I get out and make way more than ten mil

this is now a choices thread

OP's special rule makes it easy mode with free content. Play league for a year and collect free 10 mil.

>Half the money for 35 points
>Unlimited fast food 4
>All music 8
>Skylight 10
>Pupper 16
>Workout room 21
>Unlimited drugs 26
>Hygiene 29
>All movies 33
>Greenhouse garden 35

This sounds kind of fun. Wish I could do this shit for $5 million.

Disregard that internet one, pretty stupid imo. Didnt make it myself.

Read special rules.

Girl
Gym
Kitchen
Pool table.

Puppy
Drugs
Kitchen
Tv
Vidya

Three wish pills. That grants e three wishes per week right? Then wish for all the powers from the other pills

>Drug pill
>Wish pill
>Fly pill

Honestly wish pull is op, you're dumb if you don't choose it.

>cannot be used to wish cor any other pill affects

You will starve to death after about 7 days. Unless by that time your movie is finished and you kill the girls and ration their meat out for the next 10 years. Doubt it will last that long.

Future, sex and wish

ez

Fuck, the internet is too fucking expensive.

>Halve the money. 5 mil is enough to be extremely /comfy/ for life anyway. +35

>Kitchen -6
I couldn't survive on just microwave or fast food for 10 years no way.
>t. Italian

>The girl -18
>The computer -6
>The vidya - 4
>The pool table -1

+35 -6 -18 -6 -4 -1 = 0

Leaving the movies was a tough choice, but I figure I'd get bored of movies faster than I would of vidya.

I threw in the pool table 'cause I aint wastin' no damn points

can you post more like this I like it Gym,garden,books, skylight, all i need

>can the girl be a trap?

No. it's a girl.

Why does every single one of these always have a fucking "wish" option? That's retardedly overpowered and if you don't choose it you're an idiot by default.

>Wish pill
>Painproof pill
>Sex appeal pill

Can she be morbidly obese?

Fast Food, TOP PC, all games and internet
Square 30
Already did it once lol

No. It says she's attractive.

payout 5 mill- points 35
kitchen-6
girl- 18>24
hygiene- 3>27
booze- 5>32
medical care-2>34
pool-table-1>35

dont need workout cus sex can be exercise and well as just easy push ups and sit-ups will do it

with unlimited food i'd become a proffesional chef by the time i get out, perfect for getting a job once out.

gourmet food fresh fucking sushi everyday all day baby

gym
library
all i do is study and work out anyway
hygiene
garden because i need natures
upgraded doctor
skylight cause natures
and gun

By what standards?

i guess your standards- not op btw

>PC
>Games
>Internet
>Unlimited fast food

Oh look my life hasn't changed one bit.

continued
i get out im still jacked a fuck intelligent
moral philosophy
meta-ethics
philosophy of mind
human behavior
behavior biology
prison psychology
meditating

i get out and build a basalt reinforced concrete dome with solar panels
no electric bill then go back to school.
Japanese garden and concrete wall around my 10 acres with more solar panels as many as i can afford with water and food storage.

In that case,
Kitchen
Skylight
Computer
Videogames
Mayo Clinic
Pupper
Cellphone
Pool Table

Easy.

Girl, Computer, Dog

2 easy
>pain proof
>wish
>disease immune
>wish that side affects of instant combustion if take more than 3 pills is null
>take the rest at once

but my social skills are going to get fucked
DO i get a mirror

microwave, girl, drinks & drugs
ez $$$
(u need food, for the noobs)

Same user, read the sidenote about computer

I could survive on TF2 and League for my entire life

>fly
>sex appeal
>wish
>wish for infinite orgasm
>ejaculate on world
>world becomes pregante
> one week late wish for all babies to be aborted
>everyone thanks me
>declared hero and gets money

What if you got the girl pregnant? You could start a whole family in the fucking basement

Future money/ wizard

Disease obv

Pain obv
kek

Girl
Hygiene products with jacuzzi
Library
Booze

but you need food jackass

kitchen - 6
computer + games - 10
Music - 4
hygiene - 3
gym - 5
skylight - 2

All I need for a nice clean lifestyle.

fuck you you fucking limp dick POS

I'll eat the chick's pussy for brunch and have liquid dinners

lol i would love it though i cant choose the girl i already did mine it is too calculated and i have never been on a date anyway

still not enough calories though srs

wish,death,future

god tier choices, impact the world through killing certain people in advance, and wishing for shit to like a big house

I choose the Future, Fly, and wish pill.
Using the three I can lead any life I want and be as rich as fuck.

>X-Ray is retarded as fuck
>Drug pill does not really work because addiction is a psychological problem, not just physiological
>Sex appeal is rendered useless by being rich
>Richness also makes you immune to disease pretty much
>Money pill is just unlimited/rich money
>Death pill is useless if you have money
>Painproof pill is pretty legit, but technically ruins many natural processes within the body, so no

18 year old?

Spent way too long thinking about this.

>Microwave +2
>Computah +6
>All the vidya +4
>Internets +16
>skylight +2

Kitchen (6)
Internet (16)
Stocks (7)
Gun (1)

see into the future and trade futures?

thats what id do

Future
Wish
Money

Barry bonds, girl and gun.
Death pill

Can just wish for someone to become a vegetable, death pill is weak.

barry bonds why

WHAT IS THIS NIGGER SHIT NO FUCKING BOOKS?

Just always look into tomorrow (to avoid time travel-like shit), and buy the stock that does well. Essentially recreate "Primer". Use the other two for shits and giggles.

6 pts Full kitchen unlimited amounts of the finest ingredients

2 pts a skylight

2 pts garden with greenhouse

4 pts library and study with every book ever published

3 pts hygene products

2 pts medical care

3 pts a cellphone that can only be activated one day of the week.

6pts workshop

1pt pool table

girlfriend (18), because i've never got one.
kitchen (6), because they don't provide other food in my basement and with fast food my gf will become fat.
books (4), to entertain myself and my gf. movies would be better, but with books i can also learn something.
garden (2) because i've left 2 point to spend and medical care is not that helpful for 10y.
basically all the choice are chosen after the gf.

future pill to make easy money (win the lottery and shit like that)
sex appeal pill to become very attractive
painproof pill live in health
i don't pick the wish pill 'cause it can't cure my disease, give me money or give me a gf (they are all effect of other pills)

>kitchen
>skylight
>garden
>workshop
>puppy
>sound system
>hygiene products
>gun

I would spend 10 years relaxing in the garden, listening to music, becoming a good chef, training my puppy into a best friend and making things in the workshop. The gun is for if my puppy became very sick or injured, and i could not save him. Or if i wanted to kill myself i suppose.

Unlimited drugs sounds good, but i would OD.
The girl was tempting, but ultimately not worth it. 10 years is a LONG time to spend with another person, even if you can fuck them.

yea but you could get sick

Can I have a younger girl?

If yes, then:

>reduce pay to $ 5 mil
>13 year old girl (18)
>computer (6)
>kitchen (6)
>jaccuzzi (3)
>skylight (2)


BTW, considering how it is worded, the garden is in a greenhouse, you'll still have no sunlight, just an indoors garden. It's still a basement, after all.

i'll use the money to pay a top quality doctor.
i thought about disease immune pill instead of the painproof one, but i guess a top quality doctor + the painproof pill can do the same job better.

can I ask why a 13 im not judging just asking

but you could be dead before you get out of the basement. Also does anyone know the dimensions of the basement

Prime age.
Just recently entered puberty, already has perky tits.
Easier to manipulate and order around than an older bitch.
Tight, snug pussy.

Full kitchen (6) (can cook anything I need)
Skylight (2) (need to keep my sanity)
hygiene products (3) (keeps away illness)
18 year old (18) (to keep my sanity as I will need someone to talk to)
pool table (1) (something to do apart from chess made out of items in the room)

fair enough i coulddnt do it but biology says it ok fuck this society

I love these way too much. I have a problem...

they are fun as fuck

Play league for 10 years, you mean.

Do you really think it's worth it to endure league of legends for 10 years to get 10 mil?

>full kitchen (6)
>surround sound system (4)
>library (4)
>hygiene products (3)
>unlimited drugs (5)
>workshop (6)
>garden with greenhouse (2)

Kitchen because I have a lot of time anyways so building a habit of cooking would surely be nice. While I cook or work I want to listen to music so surround sound system sounds great. The library goes with the last two and I like reading. Hygiene products mostly because I had points left and the jacuzzy sounds nice. Drugs fill a niche when something in your life is missing so I guess they might serve me right. If I have 10 fucking years I might as well improve my drawing to expert level and build some cool stuff while I am at it. Thus the workshop. Also I love nature and it will hopefully keep me sane. The library will also give me the knowledge to learn better drawing and other skills I guess.

So yeah... as long as I stay sane and actually survive the 10 years down their I would hopefully come out as a better human beeing. Besides the lack of socialising.

>Internet can't download, stream or etrade

So it's fucking pointless apart from posting on forums and reading news...

I wish we had threads filled with new versions of these every day instead of basically any other thread

oh yeah, i thought you talked about the pill thing.

for the basement choice i'm not worried about. i can die and my gf can die too, but it last for 10 years only. i can take the risk.
i choose the garden instead of the medics because i thought it's unlikely to get a serious disease when you're practically in quarantine. the garden give me more space and non-artificial light, which is more important to stay mentally and physically health.

>Fly Pill
>Disease Immune Pill
>Wish Pill

Flying would be awesome. And I would wish for minor stuff I or others need.

so create new ones right now what is stopping you

cool
i still have the dimensions what can we agree on for them

>4 barry bonds
>2 guns

18 year old girl (18)
Skylight (2)
HD Camera (3)
Computer (6)
Spent 29/30 points.

I'm.... I...
uhhh...
I don't know... hmmmmmm
stupid dubs

Full Kitchen, 6
Workout Room, 5
Microwave, 2
Library, 4
TV, 7
Surround Sound w/ all music, 4
Garden w/ greenhouse 2

Total :30

lol

the girl is 18 points?

-reduce payout to 5 mil, 35 points
-pc + internet, youtube + steam and F2P games, should be fine, minus 22 = 13 points
-fast food, includes Subway and Jersey Mike's, occasional salad so I don't get obese, minus 4 equals 9 points
-workout room, so I don't die of heart failure or whatever the fuck, minus five so four left
-hygiene products so I don't feel gross 24/7, also good jacuzzi, minus 3 is one point left
-gun for if I need to an hero for whatever reason

I'm actually an expert at this game, I've trained my whole life to live in a basement.

30 Points:
>Skylight - 2
>Full Kitchen - 6
>Library/Study - 4
>Garden - 2
>Chefs - 9
>Gym - 5
>Microwave (suicide method) - 2

>Not enjoying the /lit/ life by studying ancient Latin and Greek texts, eating the finest french cuisine, while maintaining the physique of a Greek God, eventually succumbing to the nihilism of old age by placing your head in a microwave set to "potato".

is the girl 18 for the entire 10 years?

If you cut of everyones legs and give them free prostesis afterwards they will not be thankfull nor make you a hero.

no she ages i would imagine

Gun
Camera
Pupper
Girl
>Make girl video tape you fucking pupper
>shoot girl and pupper
>spank it to video of you fucking pupper for 9 years then shoot yourself

useless computer without games and internet

hmm. this changes things....

not entirely sure but we need more rules

Full kitchen (6)
Girl (18)
Library (4)
Greenhouse (2)

30/30