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Tomorrows the day. Battle of the bastards. How hype are you?

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The true battle is the Battle of the Battles. Which Jon battle episode will prove the best? This or Hardhome?

#WunShotWunKill

based sapochnik will save the second half of the season

Reminder book khal drogo is a three pump chump and he still got to impregnate a virgin princess

Ramsay wins solely because we haven't seen him do absolutely anything in the past 4 episodes.

he didn't save True Detective Season 2

Game of Thrones airs today.

STANNIS

>it's a Stannis meekly accepts being made lord of Dragonstone while his younger brother is made Lord Paramount of the Stormlands episode

tbqh Stannis was cucked from the start

He put a stop to that faggotry though didn't he?

thanks satan

>have a giant that could wreck most of their army single handed
>let's stick him at the front of the army where's he a big fucking target

It was actually a good thing for stannis to have dragonstone for the first year or so, it made him roberts heir, however when joffery was born it turned into a joke

Why doesn't the giant use a giant club or something?

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JUST
BRING
HIM
BACK
SATAN

Reminder the BastardBowl episode will be fantastic.

I'm going to love it.

You're going to love it.

It will get rave reviews

It will do record ratings

It will win multiple Emmy awards

It will be fondly remembered and talked about for years to come.

Naturally you KNOW the whining virgin nitpicking cunts (aka the Beta Brigade) will find nonsensical stuff to cry about.

However these dozen insignificant autists who pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate attempt to be different are to be laughed at, never listened to.

Feels good. Feels so very good!!

The other thread wasn't made early and it has a proper backlink so we'll use it instead of this one.


If this one is still alive by the time we pass the bump limit on the other thread, we can migrate here

It will be well directed, but not well written.

>Stannis attacks Wintefell with an entire army
>gets defeated by 20 good men
>Jon attacks Winterfell with a gang of starved wildlings
>kills Ramsay and fucks his wife

I wonder what that guy looks like next to Kit Harrington

As opposed to at the back, where he could do nothing

Hardhome literally lasted 15 minutes. Battle at the wall was better.

>It's a Ramsay invincible plot armour episode

It's just a show. A poorly written one at that. Even if this episode was good, it couldn't save the rest of the season from being a downhill shit fest. Why do you feel so smug and accomplished over something you're just watching? You should be glad this place is anonymous, your post is pathetic

The war was lost

Why doesn't he have one of those giant bows from S4?

Could hit 10 archers in a row with one of those things.

I'm not excited for the episode. I'm excited for the fact that the season ends and /got/ and its cancer can finally die.

SATANNIS HUNGERS

This show is pure trash these days but its not like Im paying for it so might as well see to the end

I'm with you on this user.

Shit's gonna be good. Then I'll come to Sup Forums and all the oh so intelligent and discerning nitpickers will be whining their usual "everything is shit, look how smart i am, don't i have good taste?"

zzzzzzz.

Bumping usurper thread.

If only they had more than one giant....

Highgarden!

Was this ever explained? Seems like a huge dick move to Robert to just fuck over Stannis like that.

Reminder its not gonna be about Ramsar-Snow battle.

Its gonna be about this guy

What's this about the silverboi leak?

wish they'd give wunwun a set of platemail and a giant fucking sword

his talents are being wasted

Nobody fucking likes him.

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

FAKE AND GAY

SAGE

>no help from the Riverlands
>no mary sue Brienne to tip the scales
>only a ragtag group of barbarians and one giant

Jon's in fucking trouble.

Of course he's gonna come back

As a headless white lol

>what is density of metal corresponding to weight

>REMINDER

CIA is our guy and everyone but us (tumblr, plebbit) wants him to die

are we moving here then

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god this post is so typical tumblrina

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Get this hot head outta here!

tumblr is easily triggered.

>forgetting that theyre both only going to live because of littlefinger

throw them from the top of a laddah

I like how literally everyone becomes a victim of abuse whenever they can use it to sound self-righteous on tumblr

>Not building some type of plate helmet for the giant

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

they don't care. they want him to save everyone and then be swiftly beheaded by jon immediately after the battle.

is she truly in the upcoming episode?

how could you even use that sword in a real battle

dudes strong enough to break through the doors at castle black, destroy a whole hut, easily swing a log thats probably 7-800kgs, pretty sure some metal plates wouldnt weigh him down that much

>heart palpitations

kek

What makes this show so superior to all the others?

I S R A E L

Based Jon, picking up where that shit commander Stannis failed, with an even smaller army.

its more edgy, and has pretty compelling source material.

I agree with this, unless Stannis is still alive

inb4: After the Battle of the Bastards, Sansa and Littlefinger have a passionate and gratuitous (full penetration shown) consensual sex scene.

Will the NBA Finals fuck with the ratings hard?

and he isnt even burning his daughter, what a hero

LOL this is what happens when normiefags indulge in things clearly not written for them

leaks?

checkem

Don't worry, I will :^)

>A whole week of a bunch of fat autists pointing out every minor detail of how the TV show they pirated didn't exactly match how real medieval feudal warfare goes

I can't wait

They're right though

Got my lube ready tbqh

Dragonstone was traditionally given to the Targaryen heir apparent, Robert thought he was giving Stannis an honour, but Stannis didn't see it that way.

STANNIS

that's a big sword

oh man, I can already see the tumblr/reddit rage

>vale army sweeps in
>jon gets mad as fuck as sansa
>CIA takes sansa into his arms

:)

what happens when King Brandon returns to winterfell and tells his dipshit siblings that sansa's new butt buddy littlefinger is the reason their dad died and winterfell was able to be taken in the first place

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Tell me about Jon Snow.
Why does he wear black?

tumblr is wild. they literally force girls to either disclose their abuse or make it up because thats the only way you're "allowed" to like certain pairings. if you're an abuse victim and using it as a "coping mechanism"

We don't really know how medieval battles played out, actually

Sansa will try to have Bran killed for muh throne if he every pushes his claim

Reminder the BastardBowl episode will be fantastic.

I'm going to love it.

You're going to love it.

It will get rave reviews

It will do record ratings

It will win multiple Emmy awards

It will be fondly remembered and talked about for years to come.

Naturally you KNOW the whining virgin nitpicking cunts (aka the Beta Brigade) will find nonsensical stuff to cry about.

However these dozen insignificant autists who pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate attempt to be different are to be laughed at, never listened to.

Feels good. Feels so very good!

Jon seems like the kind of guy worthy of continuing Stannis' works.

By not being a bitch.

Hyped for STANNIS to return and save Jon.

If it doesn't happen I am giving myself to the flames.

i would forgive d&d for a lot if they went there. the reddit/tumblr rage would be amazing.

how is that an answer?

You have no idea how plot armor works dont you?

>Sansa pulls down his pants
>"Wow! You're a big guy"
>Littlefinger turns to the camera and winks

Same way the scots did... same way the Germans mercs did...

ageofempires.wikia.com/wiki/Doppelsoldner

There is something to be said about an 80 lb sharpened hunk of metal swinging and sweeping at your ranks in medieval and middle age war far that just worked apparently

Meant for

It will happen user, it has to.

good riddance