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>FAQ and abbreviations and helpful links
pastebin.com/FSvbhnAi

>How to set up fresh 365s
imgur.com/U8n8I16

>/bet/ Advice
imgur.com/a/NcRrI

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel

>Essential Reading
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>Trading
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Incredible OP. 10/10

no euans allowed
also no pakis

So here are my favorite spreads so far in week 2 college football:

Louisville @ Syracuse +14
Eastern Michigan +25 @ Missouri
Central Michigan @ Oklahoma State -20
UConn @ Navy -4
Texas Tech +3 @ Arizona State

Does anyone here have an opinion on these picks?

any good handegg on tonight?

Ole piss vs Florida State. Both ranked. On in 3 bongs.

nth for 365Angel

Would you take the -6 line?

Any cheeky sweaty bets for Murray?

Never again.

Genuinely heard some twats in the pub tonight talking about how "accumulators are the way forward, especially internationals" pmsl

Does A.M stand for Aftertiming Man?

On FSU or Piss?

dat yield tho

I wouldn't touch that game. If I had to guess though, I'd take FSU.

Want something to have fun with while I'm watching.
Big Dave would love to test your chin

FSU has the -6.

Pmsl it was some scrawny lad, talking about how he pays some Twitter tipster £20 a month. Heard him say, today's tip was Ukraine/Iceland O1.5 + Wales O1.5 double.

NEED to know that tipsters twitter handle

>All the idiots who put money on ND yesterday

I told you niggas that was gonna be dangerous ass line. The bettors know about ND's bullshit, which is why the Irish also have a weak spread in week 2.

>Wake up
>DAC
Hoping this comes through

pmsl he kept saying it. Cannot remember tbqh

You should read this because it's very good and there's a shortage of very good around these days.

joe.co.uk/sport/liverpool-jurgen-klopp-transfer-window-inside-story/84124

@basiharpreet

Pmsl, it was genuinely one of these "mrtwittertipster" cunts. Wish I could remember the name

James Murphy? Charlie King?

Nah, he was talking about how him and 3 mates, are paying this guy a fiver a month each.

Lmao you smelly man I'm on LARGE

>joe
DREAD to think what calibre of person browses this site; its givemesport tier

Joe and the lads are GIGGLING tbqh

Just bean speaking to Joe and the lads. They asked me to tell you to stop talking about them

Can't stop profiting in Asia
Won't stop profiting in Asia

Sharks are going +6 Ole Miss, I think you're fucked m8.

Asia literally my playground

Nice jpeg compression on your png image pal

PLEASE take me under your wig

Nonce

Nice Jewish haircut. Pmsl

@70997545
v v v v v v v v v v strange post this

pmsl

>somewhere along the line, tripfags took a concious decision to start posting under a name on Sup Forums so they could be recognised

Good grief

Does anyone keep track of the predictions by namefags ITT? I want to know who to not listen too.

What is tipstertube?

I want in on this profiting.

Should I get on this too then?

Try $-900 pmsl

League ID: 4429426
League Password: TEARS

/bet/ fantasy football if anyone is interested.

Dont understand why people on here are so worried about finding a girlfriend. You can just do heroin, it's cheaper and makes you feel 50x better than any girl ever could

This is all you need to know pal

>my own bets
>T4tW

Are you bipolar?

My opinion is that you should not even bet on that line. If you have to go one way or the other though, the Sharks seem to be favoring Ole Miss. I personally think FSU is gonna will barely pull out a TD lead.

Okie state is free money I don't think Methzou is gonna cover the spread.

>tfw want to but will probably just stop caring after about 3 weeks like the last 2 years
Also I know almost fuck all about it and watch at most 4 or 5 games a year

Join anyway mate. I'll probably do the same as you anyway.

Actually SEETHING. Thanks /bet/

It feels like a trap but FSU might murder Ole Piss. Hope so I took FSU to cover with a cheeky UNDER bet on the game. 59 is way to high for this game. inb4 I lose both tonight.

Not using;
Is your dad a terrorist... cause you're the bomb.

How about
>Up so many cunts today but not been up yours yet

Good post this

>implying she'll get the reference

tfw you super liked a Celtic W starter and she didnt like you back

>Not using my specialty
Are you a rollercoaster? Cause I'd ride you in your opening hours.

You mean she isn't on /bet/? Then how is this post on topic?

Have any of you ever know a bird that gambles (bingo not included)?

Brought a girl back in freshers last year and tried to get her to sign up to a few bookies in the morning for me and she left and didn't reply to my fb request.

Was literally free money, told her I'd take her to nandos with the winnings over the Uni email and everything... Took me like half an hour to find her in the email contact thing. No reply.

Are girls naturally not shrewd?

pmsl who cares as long as I get free (you)'s in /bet/
>Feels4theWeekend
There was an user a couple months ago who's girlfriend got addicted to gambling and joined PGA etc. Think she now runs a tipstertube page.

Other than my mom, no..

so depressed

>Not wanting to extent your biological legacy

If all you care about is artificial happiness, then go ahead. I want to strive for happiness that impacts reality.

who /nonce/ here

Tfw matched a NWSL bird.

would you like me to ask him for you?

>getting called "mate" by a tinder match

Lmao there's a few smelly men about tonight

I wouldn't want a girl who bets. I want somebody who balances out my good traits and bad traits. I can help her at shit she sucks at, and she can help me at shit I suck at.

I will play. When is the draft going to be?

NEED an answer to this pmsl

>You will never find the one

at least she apologised

Strange post this, you've liked half a million girls and only had 110 matches?

>Are girls naturally not shrewd?

Literally yes. Females value security and safety over risk-taking and innovation. Hence why a feminized society becomes more and more socialist.

If you weren't so strange and bitter, and became likeable, you'd have a chance.

:^)

FUCK

Maybe tomorrow or Friday. We can do a concensus as people join.

Underrated post of the thread

yes and those were only thai girls pretty much, the only english girls i matched were disabled

Sorry Mr janny. It won't happen again.

What's the absolute worst sport or criteria to bet on?

Mackers?

You forgot to apologise to someone else over the course of this Open m8

Formula 1. Mercedes win 99% of the time with shit odds to boot (to be expected).

S H A K I N G

Can't blame me for you adding Raonic pmsl

Did you get a warning for something? Don't apologize to the Janny you fucking coward.

REKT. kek.

SO shrewd

Lost £17 on slots, bad times.

PMSL

tell her that you would but she is the only person who has ever matched you

Post her best pic pls

Banned for 3 days Pmsl.
Pmsl. So shrewd.

...

PMSL.

Elisha looks like she doesn't use deodorant because she's a pan feminist or some shit.

Euan EXPOSED.