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Azor a Smirkgarden

THE WAR WAS LOST

OC, maybe a bit shit though

So, this guy has a 12 inch cock. He's always wanted to know what it feels like to get it all the way inside a girl, but the girls he has been with have all had shallow vaginas. So, he goes to a whore house and asks the front desk manager "I'd like your 3 best and deepest girls please." The man gives him three keys, charges him $75, and points to rooms 1, 2, and 3. Inside room 1 he finds a redhead. They start going at it - 10 inches in, and he can't go any deeper. Inside room 2 he finds a brunette. He climbs on top - 11 inches in, almost there but not quite. Inside door 3 he finds a blonde. He puts himself inside her and holy shit, he's in all the way! 12 fuckin inches! He can't believe it, finally he know what it feels like! He starts to come but just then the blonde starts foaming at the mouth. He freaks out and runs out to get help. He yells for the front desk manager "Hey man! Girl in room 3 is foaming at the mouth! I think she needs help!" The manager calmly leans back and yells for his co-worker "Hey Tom, dead girl is full again."

less cuckoldry edition

I hear it is not that good. Cumming into a place that cannot give me children hardly seems like something I'd like to risk my dick for.

Shit tits

But nice legs

>D&D expect viewers to forget how much of a cunt Jaime was so they can set him up as le good hearted man

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

I smiled

>calmly yells

shit joke

If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye?

Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

>reminder you have 2 more seasons of his wine pouring faggotry before he has 2-3 important scenes in the last few episodes of the entire series

STANNIS IS GOD

>2012 edition

Pls god tell me that's what I think it is?

I actually laughed

God damn I have to wake up at 4 in the morning to watch it live and shitpost with you guys.

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STANDING

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Grody.

Want me to tell you a joke? I once brought a honeycomb and a jackass into a brothel ...

this better be a fucking shoop

That Fucking sucks senpai

Hope you don't have to work later

what do you think it is mate? don't you watch the previews?

looks like shireens remains

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see

>Cumming into a place that cannot give me children

Odd hangup, but your life.

If it helps you at all, I think you're really overestimating how easy it is to bite off a dick. Ever had a steak with a bit of gristle on it? Your dick is that material, all the way through. You'd know what was happening before they broke the skin.

what do you think of my cool video /got/friends

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Hey guys, Insider user here. Because of the nature of my job, I can tell you that I have already seen the episode. Everyone is in for a big shocker tonight. Things play out much different than the popular normie leaks suggest. All I have to say is Stannis lives and comes back in a big way. See you tonight, and enjoy the episode!

Post >yfw the opening shot of E9 is Stannis' flayed corpse being burnt on a Bolton cross

Preston nailed it once again.

there is literally nothing better than coming home from work, having a shower or bath, laying back and having your cock sucked.

prove me wrong

i pity those who will never experience such feels

that's not the only reason, lad. I don't want my fucking cock bit of by some crazy cunt. And I don't think a torn dick is that much better.

Preston off the deep end

>he's a tits guy

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Can someone explain why dragonglass, a fire-imbued material, turns men into ice monsters?

LEAKED
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Her ass isn't that good either

please don't have the retarded unicorn goats out of nowhere.

me on the right

Now that they're casting for season 7, do you think the season 7 scripts are done?

guys the episode has just leaked in a rough 720p

should appear on tpb and elsewhere in the next 10-15 minutes

Preston nails all things at all times, he is truly the Dream of Spring

It's circuitry.

>rough 720p

Only plebs would watch this.

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Season 7 is the final season bro

Som1 plz provide proof of this supposed leak.

>Largest battle in the last 2-3 Seasons
>720p

You shut your whore mouth and let me enjoy my Kino

It's Davos you mong. Watch the preview

I hope smirkfu dies the most violent death in the show. That would be nice. How would she die, lads?

Ashara tonight

what happened to dark sansa ???

No, season 7 will be Winds of Winter material, the final season 8 A Dream of Spring

How much will seeing Shireen's remains increase his power level?

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wew lad

I just fucking realized how Beric Dondarion dies

>Joins Jon's army to fight the others
>Beric volunteers to lead the Vanguard and the first one to charge against the Night's King
>Beric sets his sword ablaze
>The Night's King is alarmed, becomes cautious yet curious
>Beric will BTFO lots of Wights and a few White Walkers
>Beric vs NK
>Night's King will fight with caution, with fear and paranoia, desperately trying to avoid the searing flames
>Beric fights with the flames of his sword
>NK will eventually realize that Beric isn't the prince that was promised and kills him
>He raises his arms and brings everybody back

Season 7 and 8.

7 episodes each.

So who dies when davos confronts melly about shireen? My bets on davos dont see melly dying yet.

In a hospital bed, surrounded by me and our children.

turned into bitch salsa

By about 2.

Put her face right next to the other smirkfu.

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i'm posting that image over and over every thread

just like dusty mesa guy with the nights king and flames

do you seriously think i don't know that is davos seaworth in the image? the wilding army has set up camp at stannis old camp, the one the twenty good men raped in the night.

davos and jon and sansa are back there now.

davos is standing over the burnt pyre and will find the little wood carving he gave to shireen

>It's Davos you mong

I have no idea why you would say this. But I'm comfortable coming to the conclusion that you are a fucking retard. Good day.

Why didn't Ned just bring polearms to fight Dayne?

Reminder that Yara and Dany are going to become a lesbian power couple.

Or better yet, a gun.

the fuck is up with her face?

she's more gormless than kit

kit's a fucking better actor than emilia now

imagine that

If Ned wasn't retarded, he would've married the better woman.

Ypu mean two more seasons of butchery? This show cant end soon enough

Mm mm salt wives for everyone
{spoiler} except men

that looks like sanser's face

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I'm down with that. Dany being fingered by Irri was the only good thing to come out of her chapters.

>We finally see the Battle
>Its 20 men vs 20 men

Why do no TV battles ever bother to hire extras? The only real battle I've seen that was to scale was that adaptation of Waterloo where they hired the Russian Army

Which GoT characters would vote Trump?

Everyone but Dany.

None. Even the most retarded peasants in the GoT aren't that retarded.

tyWIN lannister

guys how old is peter dinklage?

i've never seen a midget who was old?

don't they die at like 50?

All of them
Nobody there are useless socialists

it's magic imbued not fire imbued, dragons are a product of magic, not vice versa

what is this from, arrested developoment?

>get a load of this ethno-masochist

he's not a midget, he's a dwarf

look at him standing next to ACTUAL midgets

Which one is the fugliest GOT chick?

>Arya
or
>Yara
?

but Kit was specifically chosen for being gormless, Jon's character is is written like that.
Emilia has no excuse for that constant petulant shitty resting bitch face.

lol

checked

Dany

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were you not here for season 1 memes?

woe to the usurper if he had been

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Reminder that in GRRM's earlier writing, he wrote dystopian SciFi stories.
One of these was Meathouse Man, a story where human trafficking was just normal and corpses could be controlled with computer chips by overseers.
The protagonist's story involved frequenting brothels and fucking corpse whores. At the end of the novel, he decides he prefers fucking animated corpses to the actual company of real alive women.


I think we're going to get something disturbingly similar to this in A Song of Ice and Fire as the story turns darker and more dystopian.
The character of Petyr Baelish- smug manipulative bastard, notorious pimp and probably the worst misogynist in the story apart from Ramsay, never really had a proper chance with Catelyn Stark.
But Lady Stoneheart? Cat in her animated corpse form?
I think we'll get a wedding and bedding of hell.