What's the cringiest fight scene in history of cinema?

What's the cringiest fight scene in history of cinema?

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Any batman or avengers fight scene tbqh.

>I'm just gonna let go of my knife mid fight and then catch it again lmao
>LEt's attack him one at a tim xDDDD and if you catch him from behind just fall down, senpaitachi

>thought this movie was amazing as a kid
>watched it a month ago

holy fuck what a dumb ass movie

The bit with all the agents in the matrix reloaded, it went on so long..

Kirk vs the Lizard Monster, but it's a good kind of cringe like seeing your lovable grandfather make a racist joke at the family dinner

Completely agree. This flick on top of my most retarded action scenes list.

I think you have it OP, that whole flick was like a 2edgy4u trench coat fedora about to shoot up his school in film form.

Honorable mention: Achilles vs Hector in Troy.

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fuck you that was kino

That was shit

Without the context of the film, most of equilibrium's fights are maximum cringe. They fit the film itself pretty well though. Whether the film appeals to you though is a completely different matter.

For me Transporter 3 was the cringiest. The one in the garage against 50 million men. Even in the context of the films becoming more unrealistic that just killed it for me. Hell, I didn't even really like the films, I just like Statham.

The ending to Fantastic Four

To even call this a fight is insulting

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It's still amazing, just kinda dumb.

It can do both

Anything with Rudy Ray Moore

The Last Heist

Seriously, it's agonizing to watch Henry Rollins having to pretend to get punched by women and not actually hit them back. The entire movie is cringecore but the fight scenes are so amateurish it makes Big Money Hustlas into The Raid 2 in comparison.

>le i dont like capeshit. Honestly. I dont!! XDD

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Seriously, when you think about it, it IS cringe worthy. I mean, it's over a pair of fucking sunglasses.

This is fun as fuck, OP.

>What's the cringiest fight scene in history of cinema?

The fact that we Chinese are still making the exact same slap fight, shitty wire act kung fu we did 30 years ago is fucking embarrassing.

At least your western movies goes through eras: westerns, period pieces, spy genre, and now, capeshit.

Chinese movies have been making the same "muh evil japanese or roundeye" propaganda for decades.

Pure kino

The lack of necessity for this scene and the fact that it goes on for so long is incredible.

its about redpilling sheep

Best knife scene incoming.

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No, it's not. Holy shit, did you even the watch the film?

jesus christ ive never seen this before but thats one of the worst scenes ive ever seen

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>Undefeatable
0:52 youtu.be/7bBTCl56tDE
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and the list goes on

You're all small time.
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Yeah, that and everyone transforms into creepy-looking cartoon characters in the middle of it.

fascinating. Give me your insight on more topics, please.

Bullshit, there's no way you're using Sup Forums from behind the chink firewall.

Ha, cuckold.

Cant believe I forgot this, yeah pretty bad desu.

idk if it counts as a fight but sonny beating up carlo in the godfather. i still can't believe they looked at this and said "yep okay let's go with it" youtube.com/watch?v=_OEhiTHJ0EA

You realize chinks can post here just fine if they buy a Sup Forums pass right?

No, dumbass, they still have to circumvent the country-wide firewall. And then they'd be risking incarceration.
Sup Forums's range-bans are the least of their problems.

>What is a basic VPN that literally anyone can use

Government filters have never worked. Sup Forums is blocked in Russia by the way. Doesn't stop Russians posting here constantly.

>half the people get themselves shot in the face because they run around in circles like retards
I'm dying.

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Steve Carell was pretty jacked though.

The fight between Jon Snow and Karl Tanner in GoT is pretty embarrassing. Karl fences with his knives like a swordsman (!) and Jon - who's supposed to be a good fighter - sort of staggers around until someone saves him by stabbing Karl in the back. Lame.

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Every fight in the ecks vs. sever movie

HO-LY SHIT

That fight is pretty good though.

That's pretty kino

tfw

oh my

>what is police story?

The Raid.

Don't even need to look at the link and I know you've posted the fight from They Live. Which btw, is 10/10 kino.

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Has anyone mentioned Ben Affleck vs Jennifer Garner at the playground in daredevil?

Transporter 2 with that Uzi bitch. i stopped watching.

Wrong. Raid has the best fight scenes

At least the chinks know how to film a hit. Most if not all western movies shoot all shady and do a cut right at the moment when a hit lands, so it feels fucking terrible.

i like it.

any gurlpower scene with windmill flailing and hurricaranas

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He clearly slipped on the snow

it's a cult classic

you're just a pretentious faggot

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I think you've mistaken the word cringe with 'fucking awesome'.

This

But dragonball evolution was on yesterday and that's probably the worst.

>being this pleb

Are you a woman? That would make the most sense

Holy fuck that's awful, good find

The Queen pretty much carries this fight
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>tfw trying to watch that webm with a straight face
>the way the guys step forward all at once, like a Michael Jackson video
>being shot at close range just makes you kinda flinch "Uh!"
>dat smoke
>dat look on Bale's face like his life depended on selling this role

>Sup Forums is blocked in Russia by the way.
Not really.

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I had a friend that was obsessed with girl rock, femdom, and movies with girls that killed lots of people and beat everyone up. Ultraviolet was his favorite movie of all time.

don't talk shit about hurricaranas you double nigg

>YTP
Oh man

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>hating on blade kino

Speaking of Seth Rogen

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>Motherfucker... i like that!
>UUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

That car stunt at 1:30 in the second clip is fantastic. This movie is goofy as hell but the action is actually not that bad and the bad guy has a perfect psycho stare.

>defending blade 3

Fuck you Equilibrium is one of my favorite movies.

Such great emotion, character arcs and the story is great.

do you have the webm where the guy dies and just falls back while walking over a car?

SO MUCH KEK

>I'm just gonna let go of my knife mid fight and then catch it again lmao

What's wrong with throwing off your opponent which way you're going to attack so it's harder to block? Typical armchair general faggot.

>trying to strangle someone who can make their rubber stretch like rubber

Sure as long as your opponent is into your choreography there is nothing wrong at all.

>it's another "Sean Bean dies" movie

Wasn't that bad.

The goal is to do it so fast they can't tell which way you're coming and the character was doing it with an augmented arm retard.

>that fake as fuck laugh

Only cringe in that video. Christ what a scream for attention.

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>b-but augmented arm
Against fullbody augmentation. Your argument is invalid.
>so fast they can't tell which way you're coming
So now you have add the ability to move the knife with telekinesis or something? You can't make a thrown knife unpredictable otherwise.

Just admit it's retarded.

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how can a man be so B A S E D?

>he watched that movie

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Chuck Norris vs Bear

Kek

That was legendarily bad. I think there's a similar playground fight scene between love interests in cat woman that's even worse though.

You mean this?

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That wasn't a fight scene, that was a basketball game

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jesus nolan cant direct a fight for SHIT. Bin Al-flecki nailed the fights however. Cant wait for The Batman to get released.

story high
shit. I hope they used a dummy body for that one

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