He didn't fly so good

He didn't fly so good

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He flew pretty good but the landing was off.

>mfw I didn't fly so good

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>He'll live
>survivor

Alien 3 or "How to Ruin a Great Franchise in 10 Minutes or Less."

Michael Biehn has said he got paid more for that five seconds than he did for the entirety of Aliens

wtf am i looking at
like i can't make sense out of it.

>Ripley finds something new to believe in after her 100% career life falls to pieces and her core beliefs are shaken after 97 years in Cryo
>They almost immediately kill Newt, Hicks and Bishop in the third movie and she gets raped in her sleep by a Facehugger after she barely survives her glorious moment of retribution and badassery on LV-426

Fuck you Vincent Ward, you were the worst story writer ever. Worse even than Lindelof.

>tfw when this movie gave me a thing for bald chicks
T-thanks a lot Fincher

she never looked sexier tobehonestfam

I like to remember Hicks when he was much better looking.

As a standalone movie it's not terrible but it's just a bizarre way to follow up on a movie that didn't really need a sequel to begin with.

after this you mean

I don't usually find bald women attractive, but I'd crawl over hot coals and AIDS needles to smell bald Ripley's feet desu senpai

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Literally the only movie Weaver has actually had a feminine digure that wasnt a camera trick, senpai.

I was reading into Alien^3 some time ago, and there is some idiotic lower-canon notion that the victim is really one "Turk", like from the comics or something, which is repeated among the spergier fansites. This, despite the fact that the completed film (both cuts?) clearly identifies the mangled marine corps corpse as (wait for it) Hicks! Apparently in this other narrative, there is a retconning confusion of identity.

Some people have their canon all out of whack.

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You're not supposed to make total sense out of it, just know that he caught a Bad End. Flashes of teeth badly out of place when you're actually watching it, and know what to look for.

Some heavy beam or piece of equipment falls on Hicks during the evac, crushing and killing him in his head/chest area. Then he (the body) sits for a time, both at the crash site and before the funeral, so presumably the flies started getting at him, one way or another.

I dislike Alien^3, but the decision to do away with the previous supporting cast is not my main complaint about the flick. Even I will acknowledge that it's a valid story choice to start things off on a bleak tone (since that's what they were going for), but people only ever come to this movie as an entertainment. That's what it's supposed to be. The bleakness of things is out-of-place, and later reinforced by all the stupid violent criminals and even the stupid minders, that I personally don't care about (who are my main complaint about the film).

What do the first two installments have in common, which the third utterly lacks? In spite of their nasty subject matter, the films still have a little /sense of humor about themselves/. Whether it's Brett's Rights or Hudson's stupid banter, we get just a /little/ relief, here and there. Alien^3 breaks the rule of drama, that the highest drama has to have traces of comedy in order to tell an interesting, even humane story. Alien^3 has none of that. Alien^3 is a humorless movie.

I don't particularly want to watch "Ripley and Hicks and Newt and the gang!" again, but /fuck/. Land us somewhere with some halfway relatable characters who aren't all bald fungible forgettable things. And I reject the retort that "that's the point".

Siggy is best waifu and don't you forget it

>a humorless movie is a bad movie

You don't watch a lot of movies do you

>hey user, come over here and tell me if I need more deodorant

Uh, you're on in 3 Ms. O'Connor.

kek, ya got me

The original cut of Alien 3 showed Newt's nipples. They cut it out of the DVD because of CP or something.

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qt

i like that it made xenomorph into unstoppable killing machine again after aliens reduced it to an insect
also it has the best 20th century fox logo
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YOU JUST KNOW

Stupid Fincher fucked the Alien timeline with this pile of crap, then blames the studio for his mess.

He practically killed the franchise, it hasn't recovered since.

L-lewd
moar pls

Dave did nothing wrong, it was the Fox suits who fucked it all up

>it's an i rewatch alien 3 and try to convince myself that i sort of kind of liked it for the tenth time episode

>didn't fly so good
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dat cum?

There's plenty of humour in Alien 3, arguably more than the first movie.

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Bamp

Alien 3-4 are fan ficition and I ignore them. Ripley's story ends in 2 and they escape. The End.

>"you've been a very bad boy. go to my bedroom for your punishment now!"

>No mommy, not the hairy facehugger

Unironically yes. When a film is wholly, totally devoid of any humor whatever, it ceases to be human, and therefore irrelevant to humans. It becomes merely a chore.

A good example of what I'm talking about is Manos: The Hands of Fate. Short of Torgo's walk, the film by itself without Joel and the bots helping is so abjectly humorless and awful that the brain is forced to crack jokes just to even stay with it. In the internal logic of MST3K-land, even Joel and the bots had a particularly hard time with it - the Mads even apologized for sending them that one. The characters of the TV show serve as an example of what the brain is forced to do to keep itself amused in the face of a truly boring flick.

Go back and re-watch whatever High Drama you have in mind, that you think disprove my premise (they don't). You'll realize that they have little beats of humor which keep it palatable, even if they're only doled out at the rate of about once an hour, or at one important beat in the film. Spoonful of sugar.

This is the only correct course of action.

That pic doesn't look like anything from Alien 3 that I remember. The movie doesn't show anything other than the shot in the OP.

Is that Lord Tywin?

It's from the Assembly Cut I think

>not understanding the delicious counterpoint to the second movie: that everyone including you is going to die anyway, so all that matters is how you live out your remaining moments and that you die on your own terms

yes

Alien is like a nightmare. I want to explore that ship, but I'd be terrified at the same time.
Aliens is like a fun cheesy videogame. I'd like to be one of those marines.
Alien 3 is like a depressing job at a factory, every aesthetic choice was to make things as dreary as possible. I never want to go to that shithole planet.

hicks actually survives the canon.
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Except they punish this and everything the second movie stood for in avenging this poor woman's life because someone had to happenstance upon some Lovecraftian monster with ideas above their station.

Ellen Ripley deserved better and the whole point of the second movie was her taking back her life no matter what the Xenomorph did to her.

3 just spits all over the resounding theme of renewed hope by sheer force of greed and inconsideration for crafting cinematic art as usual.

No, it's Emhyr var Emreis, spice merchant.

t. fox

He'll walk it off...

>Colonial Marines
>Canon
Might as well consider AvP canon too if your standards are that low.

>muh hix
>muh noot
>muh hollywood happy ending bullshit

You cunts allowed the Alien franchise to turn to shit. I have no sympathy for any of you.

He's a... trader?