Trips decide what I do to this piece of shit.
Trips decide what I do to this piece of shit
Fuss him behind the ears & give him a treat.
then take a hacksaw & let him watch as you take your own fingertips off
Give it up for adoption and pray someone who loves and adores cats will accept it. Take great care of it in the meantime.
Feed him your foreskin - if you still have one.
Clean the eye boogies and feed it yummy cat food.
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love it for the short ammount of time you have it.
Drive off several miles and dump it. Cats are fucking assholes of the animal kingdom and treat owners like cucks. Think about it.
Cut it's fucking face off and put the whole cat in a blender
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Just treat your fucking cat right, OP. Good food, clean water, and cuddle it sometimes.
It's not that hard.
Spread lime juice all over it's eyes! Sit back and watch cat tear it's eyeballs apart as it scratches to get the acidic juice out of its eyes!
Give it love and affection that it deserves. If you don't love it give it to a shelter
Cuddle it
take her with you everywhere and insist she's an ayy you're hosting
Pet him, feed him and lover him. He's the only one that won't judge you and always be there.
Put it in a cage and set it on fire.
Shove a screwdriver up its ass then piss on it
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take care and love it forever
give him treats you shit
Poop on cat.
Don't be a piece of shit to it and care for it. Jesus I'm tired of these threads
Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger you useless piece of shit...
love him forever
Suck his cat penis.
Bake it in the oven at 450 degrees for one hour
Put one of it's paws in your asshole.
wrap its neck in a wire, tighten it and fap while it dies.
Give him a bath even if he doesn't need one lol
That's what I do to piss my cat off
Let it watch as you eat out of the litter box
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Hand over to cat shelter
Let it check those dubs
Fuck it in the ass
Kill yourself in front of cat, let him eat your corpse.
Throw it into the open window of somebodies car while they're parked at a red light and run away.
Give it up for adoption u scumbag
paint it green
Find a guy on Craigslist bring him over and fuck him and get fucked as your cat watches.
Have it eat food out of your spread asshole.
Scratch its ears and call it a doggo
Leave it in another house far away
Cover your dick in tuna brine and let it lick you
Sell it
Punt it like a football! I used to do this to my gfs cat and it was a lot of fun until one day I punted the fucker and it landed and started shaking and it wouldn't get up. It died and I threw it in a trash bag and dumoed him in the dumpster. Told gf it ran away.
Reroru
Take care of it and make it happy
And kill yourself
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