You get in you bedroom in she's waiting for you like this. What do?

You get in you bedroom in she's waiting for you like this. What do?

Fuck it but don't tell anyone. Drink the shame away.

Get the fuck out of my room, I'm playing minecraft!

same

So much sex.

ask why she has a butt in the front

Fucking a fat chick is like riding a scooter. Is fun until someone see you do it.

Ask who the hell she is and what the hell she thinks she's doing in my house.

Double-check the weight rating for my floorboards.

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

I kinda wanna stick my dick into it

You are gonna go straight into her, dumbass.

Ask her what her favorite type of metal is, and then explain why iron is in fact the superior metal, and that steel does not count, as you lose points for alloys.

Bring the toilet paper

>not tungsten
>not chromium
>not aluminum
This is why you fail

You mean 180 fucking sow

run before her pussy sucks my in

Man of Steel>Iron Man

Steel is superior.

Not bismuth!

something something moonwalk

found the fucking newfag

Wonder how I ended up in the USA

Tie her up and pump heavy cream down her fat throat until shes 900lbs

Newfag

Call Paul Watson. I have found one of his beloved whales

Stuff cheeseburgers in her pussy for the lulz

Try to fit a basketball in her snatch

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Lay pipe

Found the fish.

Throw up in that ravine of a "pussy"

Newfags took the bait

kek

Id fuck her face but that's it.

The only logical answer

fuck floor boards, check for cats, fuck cats

Slaughter her, make the best god damn bacon anyone's ever eaten

Make sweet love to her tight little belly button hole.

fetch my harpoon

>being this edgy

I'd get the fork lift and haul it outta there.

what are you gay? eat that pussy and then fuck that pussy.

Gasp in amazement about how long her pussy slit is, then I realize it's a wild Snorlax.

Fuck bismuth looks sexy.

Turn around and walk away. Fat people disgust me.

Spin a 360 and get the fuck out of there.

Fuck off, diamond is the hardest metal

360 would mean you turn all the way round and are still facing her, idiot.

>No standarts

Roll it out the top floor window. Then call animal control. Cow on the loose.

>diamond
>metal
pick one faggot

tonguepunch her sweaty arsehole, pick the dried bits of shit out my teeth then shove my head in its cunt.

Wasting dubs and falling for the ancient bait.
Just fuck the fuck off you disgusting newfaggot.

slam tight piggy

Newfag.

I'd fuck her.

for a threesome?

Teach her the joys of receiving anal.

fuck off

turn 360° and fuck the shit out of that shit

stop trying to be part of the crowd, just stop

By entering the room you crossed the event horizon. The gravity field of this mass is so strong that resistance is useless, it will pull you towards her till your body merges with one of her fat slabs

Desperate samefagging here.

Fuck her harder than she's ever been fucked, cum on her face. Fat chicks are so grateful. Don't tell anyone though.

Fucking lost my shit to this

i keked

Hang myself

You man the fuck up and take one for the team! Not fucking this fat slob is reverse rape.

turn 1080 deg. and walk away

Cum after 30 seconds of hard fucking like always

call a slopehead in to harpoon the ground sloth

congratulate my roommate for the horrifying Halloween decorations

checked keked and rekt

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