Seriously, why does he do that?

seriously, why does he do that?

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

>he receives absolutely no monetary compensation

>in a room with janny and a redditor
>have a gun with one bullet

what do?

>hating on reddit
>>>/reddit/

>he
Do you not know Vasili?

>he has no job, he has no friends
>there's some threads on Sup Forums he's gotta cleanse
>he can cook hot pockets when he needs to
>at 300 pounds he's a big guy for you
>receives no pay, he does it for free
>takes it very seriously, anyway

so you'd shoot janny? I would too

what if the redditor was a leafposter instead?

Would still shoot janny

hey guys, look at this....


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i'd shoot myself

what if it was Merkel instead?

Eating hot pockets all day gets boring man

Oh nooo thats even worse than this thread!

janny

what about ?

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Janny, so there's a lesser chance of anyone doing something about that assburger's reports

When you get back withing 3 days pls post you got 404d first.

>you could've prevented this

lol

Is there anyone that you'd rather shoot instead? Nothing is really coming to mind

>thicc bitch with big tits is deleting your threads

new fetish acquired

I'm pretty sure I'd shoot janny every time. Seriously, fuck that guy

Kek, I wonder how it feels for them when they read these threads

they don't, they have their manga marathon on and when they stop to change CD they delete a couple of threads.

Hopefully they lead to a situation where I can pocket that single bullet

NO, HE IS THE TRAITOR

>I wonder how it feels for them when they read these threads

Do NOT feel bad the greasy neckbeards we call jannies, they deserve to be treated like the absolute horseshit they are

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i thank the jaitor and the mod who have to endure all of the autists and shitposters

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