I steal your gal

I steal your gal.

Roast me Sup Forums

Lol

You look like you'd fall if someone looked at you too hard.

you are cute boy haha

Kek, your head is nearly as wide as your body.
Do you even lift little boy?
My girl would laugh in your face, go to the gym dude and give me some competition in 5 years time.

Dressing like the douche bags who kick the shit out of you is only going to make them want to hit you more.

But if you continue growing whole he's going to the gym won't he'll end up in an infinite loop of you being superior?
Unless of course it's in your later years.

I understand English isn't your first language but we don't call it "gal stealing" if you're using candy and a windowless van.

You look pencil thin, weak shoulders, huge head. Shave that shit on your face, you look like the teen version of a 40yo pedo
You have no idea what to do woth your hands
>wearing sunglasses indoors
Belt buckle looks stupid on you. Shoes are gay as fuck same goes for that faggot ring
Could go on but this was just first impressions
Overall opinion: you want to be "cool" in high school but you are too awkward

What the fuck are you wearing on your feet?

Also how is your head not weighing you down? Shit looks like boulder.

If nothing else you need a new haircut. That shit is awful.

Kek, didn't even realise that diddy Little Porno tash.

It shows off the best features of his forehead tho :^)

You make ma want to shoot you

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tthis guy has it right. Start working out, better yet get in to jiu jitsu. You'll be able to waste this dude soon as I'd say likely.

Clothes are sharp though.

you are 100% dyslectic

tits or GTFO

are those bowling shoes?

I get bare gash

It's unlikely he's going to kick my arse, I'm a RM mate.
I did jiu jitsu when I was a nipper too.

I'm the RM from earlier, I made the comment about you lifting, I take it all back mate, if you're a Gooner then fair play to you.
Up the Arsenal!

Ya look like a fucking gipsy(no offence)

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I see you decided to dress as a faggot for Halloween.

You look like a faggot. (No offense)

Ayyy lmao. Can't unsee. But really though your body looks like it shouldn't be able to support that head.

>arsenal fan
>talks like he wants to be black
>is in fact fuckless little southern dick splash

Be honest mate you haven't had pussy since pussy had you.

>ya get mi fam?

>Haven't had pussy since pussy had you

HOW have I not heard that?
Thanks.

When you get your big boy hair you may have a chance with a cuck couple.

>how have I not heard that

They must say it about you not to you.

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> that 1mm thin peach fuzz above lip
I didn't know this was a YLYL thread?

Op had his girl taken by said pic and wants us to roast said guy. OP u beta.

>people on be having a gf

Why the fuck you wearing glasses inside

U gonna steal my hand?

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So he can watch you weave then breathe your story lines