/heem/: swangin and bangin edition

Upcoming events:

9/7: TUF Season 24 EP 2 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/14: TUF Season 24 EP 3 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - TBA
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson

News:

>Joe Lauzon on the idea of crowdfunding to pay for travel expenses
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/crowdfunding-travel-expenses-joe-lauzon-explains-why-he-cant-recommend-it

>Trujillo out of UFC FN 94
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/abel-trujillo-injured-and-out-of-ufc-fight-night-94-bout-with-evan-dunham

>I-I didn't get rocked, I slipped on an ad
mmafighting.com/2016/9/5/12618448/tony-ferguson-says-slippery-metro-pcs-ad-caused-trouble-in-lando

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=i1QlkphbiuI
youtube.com/watch?v=zFH6UAne3Ho
youtube.com/watch?v=y1uVF9KJRWM
youtu.be/-paRIf5hWys
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Schaub is God

>I respect a man who actually fights his critics.
Mumblecore progenitor Joe Swanberg giving the Cuck Thomas of net critics a legit concussion
youtube.com/watch?v=i1QlkphbiuI

He will lose desu
He's past his prime and Rivera is the most promising prospect in BW

Schaub is a false God.

Gooby is the true Lord.

The guy in white looks like he has some training.

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Any strikers here? I have done just 2 stand up classes and it has been mostly footwork drills and shadowboxing. Some places I expected to be sore, mainly my calfs, toes and arm. But my back aches after too from being in my stance. Is that normal or am I doing it wrong?

>Mumblecore
Moancore is better
youtube.com/watch?v=zFH6UAne3Ho

Man carwin put a lot of effort into his height cut

>I-I didn't get rocked, I slipped on an ad
LMAO wtf is this bullshit Ferguson?

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I think he meant with the kick later
Pretty wild, the Metro Move of the Fight _literally_ brought to us by Metro PCS!

* I think that's what literally means

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The Asian black bear (Ursus thibetanus, previously known as Selenarctos thibetanus) is also known as moon bear and white-chested bear. It is a medium-sized bear species and largely adapted to arboreal life
The species is morphologically very similar to some prehistoric bears, and is thought by some scientists to be the ancestor of other extant bear species (aside from pandas and spectacled bears)
Though largely herbivorous, Asian black bears can be very aggressive toward humans, who frequently trap or kill them for traditional medicine
Adults measure 70–100 cm (28–39 in) at the shoulder, and 120–190 cm (47–75 in) in length. Adult males weigh 60–200 kg (130–440 lb) with an average weight of about 135 kg (298 lb). Adult females weigh 40–125 kg (88–276 lb), and large ones up to 140 kg (310 lb).

Could a UFC HW defeat an average size Asian black bear in Vale Tudo, No Holds Barred combat?

How mad is the bear

This video does not exist.

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>nice young boy in first two fights
>crazy tatted up meth-head in third fight

what does it all mean???

>fr-fricking Metro PCS!

he says in the interview he means the folow up punches. After he goes down, you can actually see the foot closest to the camera slip out from under him when he is trying to stand up. He is telling the truth.

>If you guys go back and watch it, no excuses, that Metro PCS sign (on the canvas) sucks. I hate it. It's slippery as hell. It's stupid, take that sh*t out of there. I love Metro PCS, I swear, but they need to fix that sign. It's slippery as heck. I slipped a couple times on the mat and you can watch the punches fly by my head, and I actually only take like one solid uppercut shot and I actually granby'd out because I knew what was coming next, which is that right cross and a couple other ones.

Clearly, Tony is speaking nothing but truth here.

you can actually see his foot slip forward when he tries to stand back up.

youtube.com/watch?v=y1uVF9KJRWM
EMBEDDED

woopy woopy thank u

I see it, hope they do something about it then

New weight classes
Featherweight: 140
Lightweight: 155
Welterweight: 170
Middleweight: 185
Light Heavyweight: 200
Heavyweight: 200+
What changes?

Will the UFC ever update it's video package colour swatch? It's been months since the UFC GO BIG season started and this yellow-centric treatment became standard.

shut up goof

Don't you dare talk to my son like that, dad

>get dropped by headkick
>slip (can see)
>punches miss (can see)
>get hit while trying to move away
>fall down again

he did slip while initially trying to get back up from the headkick
i interpreted the article as him saying that he also slipped during the sequence from 0:07-0:09, which clearly didn't happen
he said he slipped "a few times", not once

>i wanna be able to sleep at night
>so i bow hunt animals for a small % of my diet

is travis browne an actual retard?

he's seen tings

>Hating hunting
Cuck

Almost everything, many featherweights wouldn't be able to make 140, guys like DC wouldn't make 200

>ywn watch the fights with overeem and shoot games of pool with him

why
even
live

Does anyone believe Semen Spunk is going to win?

dat variable height and reach lol

could the UFC be any more scrub?

i dont hate hunting, love me some venison

but being all high and mighty about fucking bow hunting is pretty retarded if your entire rationale is some humane non-factory way to get your meat

Also did you see where he bet against Arlovski. Andrei really was never his friend.

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yeah i was really curious what he'd say about that one

pretty much said arlovski had nothing left after the first

>your entire rationale is some humane non-factory way to get your meat
But it is a way more Humane way to eat meat.

holy shit, have this girl train jessamyn duke on how to use freakishly long limbs

That first punch by Carwin when Mir let go of his arm when Carwin had him against the cage was nuclear-powered, I'm pretty sure.
lifted Mir off the fucking ground.

Bow Hunting is the hottest meme in the hunting community for a few years now. The kiwis down in the land of the long cloud make a killing doing guided tours to bow hunt pest deer.

you're way more likely to miss and cause a drawn out torturous death vs just shooting the damn thing

i'd have more respect for his opinion if he just said "i do it because i like the extra challenge"

her name is megan anderson
she also fucked this girl's jaw up in her last fight
invicta shows are always good and comfyl, casuals don't like wmma

>Overeem said it's his desteneh to be world champ

Welp! Now I know who I'm lumping the student loan on.

Either he slipped or jumped backwards on one foot. either way, it looks hilarious

>not casually hanging out with my wife's bull on fight night
youtu.be/-paRIf5hWys

What if Stipe says it's his destiny to defend the belt?

stipe could actually be good and i'd have no idea

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this is why the UFC can't have nice things, they're still bush league

>big
>oaky
>motherfucker

personified

He hasn't and he won't. That HW belt has only been defended 5 times in its history.

But if it's his destiny...

i remember this finish cuz of peggy daywalker morgan but i dont remember the other girl being so big and long

it was his destiny to win for da land

you only get one destiny claim per UFC HW reign

Cyborg soon!

He likes drugs and eventually he'll be back to pic related.

pls no

It is her destiny.

>you only get one destiny claim per UFC HW reign

Why only HW? Is it because you think Bisbong will claim it's his destiny to beat Hendo?

didn't the bumfights guys run off to cambodia and kill kids or something crazy like that? or was it trying to sell the bodyparts of dead babies.

Am I autistic for laughing at Stipe's phone prank? That seems something really autistic to do but it's so hilarious to me.

in other weightclasses you can actually hold on to the belt for a few fights and claim multiple destinies

Women's Featherweight is the shallowest division in all of MMA
Cyborg is the most overhyped fighter active right now, and she has had a significant size advantage over all of her past opponents, that isn't the case with Anderson
She'll end the meem, mark moi words yeh

Bingbong will have a debilitating PTSD attack as soon as he sees Hendo coming at him with dat right hand cocked. He's going to get H-bombed again.

it scores really highly on the "stupid but funny" score

i was amused

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hendo has discovered even crazier ways to shadowrealm people

the Tim Sylvia of WMMA

the girl in that webm is charmaine tweet btw

Is Hendo the most ruthless man to ever enter the octagon?

Sadly, I think Bispig in going to retire Hendo rather violently.

mcgregor lifted that saying from a reservoir dogs line

>shit, you shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize

>wen tha male nurse tryna give you cold oatmeal

he scores very highly on the SAVAGE index

the girl in that webm is the one who's fighting calderwood at 203
the girl in this webm is stipe miocic

Megan would get destroyed against Cyborg. Delete your account.

I take it you've never heard of Gilbert Yvel.
He'll fuck you up during a fight, or after, or before, or if you're a ref, or if you're sleeping at home or picking up your children from kindergarten.

He had a small growth spurt with no weight gain, that's why he thinned out.

>when you seconds away from killing a man if not for herb dean

Kate "Oogly mexican cholo ese southpaw heavybag with eyeballs" Diaz got KO'd stiff 3 times in one fight yeh

That version of Yvel was gone by the time he reached the UFC. Most people never got to see him gouging the fuck outta people's eyes either.

1. Shinya Aoki (he's broken 3 people arms, at least)

2. Gilbert Yvel (world's shortest temper, or insane, hard to tell)

3. ???

>Shinya Aoki
>in the octagon
I wish

>Tfw a new Jitz opened in your neigborhood and you already see people rolling in there
>Tfw too poor to afford classes

;_;

what's it cost?

i'll stake you if you're not a manlet

Yeah, too bad. The bad old days were pretty bad.
Hard to find those old fights. The new fans missed a lot of entertaining shit.
Wonder where Yvel is now.
Aoki murdering Saku recently was sad to see.

punk's workout at the end makes me want a power rack like that in my garage but theyre fukin 2 grand

>i'll stake you
>if you're not a manlet

Screw you bud.

Haven't gone and asked but it looks fancy enough to be upwards of $300+ a month.

it's a good investment if you actually get into barbell lifting

not having to deal with gym crowds alone is worth it imo

and you can find a decent rack on amazon for like 900ish. just check the questions/reviews and make sure it's the thicker gauge steel and you wont have problems

the Rogue brand ones have some nice bells and whistles but you pay a premium

you could also get a half-rack too


could do rack + bar + plates for around $1500 without cutting many corners

i live in the heart of the best bjj spots in the world in socal and even the best ones are not even close to $300 a month

Is this real?

It helps that Pride was on TV, not ppv. No need to advertise specific fighters.

A good yoke is a great option for a garage gym because it doubles as a rack. And it's hard to beat yoke carries for conditioning.

Theres no way its that much