Come on, Sup Forums, give me your 3 wishes

No more wishes, no more genies.

I wish for more magic lamps..

Wish for a portal to a hell dimension to be open to destroy everything and everyone, a sword that can kill ANYTHING dead or alive or otherwise, and strength of 1000 stars.

I wish everyone Sup Forums ends up being happy and gets a qt gf :3

Erase me from history

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halal end to hunger
world peace under islam
an end to the ability of anyone or anything to grant wishes so my wishes may never be undone

Yes, yes, well done, Jafar. Well done.

HOWEVER

I wish Keit-ai was real.
I wish my waifu was real.
I wish cancer is cured.

1. Ability to enter and manipulate dreams dream sex isn't rape guys

2. Win the lottery next three times I enter it.

3.Stop my balding

I wish for a good friend that loves me for who I am.
I wish for everyone to find their own happiness in life.
>I wish for my dad to be a happy man.

I wish for the ability to time travel so I can use 3 wishes again

You could solve that balding with the ability to edit your body like an RPG character. I'd make that my first wish and if it doesn't go as planned I'd use my second wish to fix it, saving the third wish for wealth.

kill all jews
kill all gays
kill all muzzies

Why not just ask for Mystique powers?

Because editing my body like an RPG character would give me far more potential than Mystique has.

1. Wealth
2. Increased lifespan with no aging
3.

I should really that dream sex will have me found out real quick

Id wish for he sterelization of all white and black people.

Id ask to stop global warming

Id ask for a thousand more wishes

We live in a world with finite resources!

How exactly? She can manipulate with her own DNA. RPG editing looks primitive in comparison with her powers. And she also got support of all feminists.

>tfw you know nothing - hell is only a word; the reality is much, much worse: LLLLETT MEEE SHOOOW YOOOO

I'd ask for a cure for my social anxiety
I'd ask for a "save game" option in life
I'd ask him to kill himself

I would wish reddit would stop posting on this board

Can make myself stronger, smarter, more agile.
Can edit any part of my body.
Can give myself a class that comes with unique powers like shapeshifting, magic, animal control etc.
Can add on the ability to speak any language.
Can give myself immunity to disease.
Can change my age at a whim.

Seriously, RPG editing is near limitless. Like I said, my second wish is to tweak the first wish if it doesn't come out as I planned.

What if you get the falllout editor and end up looking like a fallout person?

kill sandnigs

Well you could reduce the risk of that by not editing stuff like your face. Seriously, i'm al right looking as it is. Also presets and saved configs.

For Camille to feel the same way about me as I do her.

;_:

I wish no one else's wishes come true.
looks like it already worked.

Part of her powers is also better strenght, agility, speed and also intelligence
She can edit any part of her body
In some comic issues, she can also get powers of person into which is she shapeshifted - so she can have any powers of any other X-Men
With better intelligence also come languages
She also have better regeneration and she is not aging so quick. She is more than 200 hundred years old in some comics

Dude, just stop grasping at straws. How you can think Mystique has more potential than a fully kitted out RPG-like editor is beyond me.
I could literally give myself the powers of Mystique as part of the editor.

I wish to have reality warping abilities. Don't even need the other two wishes.

You should kill the niggers instead of homos

I want to be happy
I want to be loved
I want to be remembered

1. Power to literally do whatever I want

Keep the other two in the back pocket

What you are talking about is not some stupid RPG editor, but omnipotent editor. You just can't come up with new ability with every reply. That way you are giving yourself God powers.

I want invisibility
I want riches
I want immortality

I wish whatever caused life to first form on this planet didn't happen.

Luckiest person in the World
Knowledge of Everything
Regeneration

>A sword that can kill ANYTHING dead or alive
>Kill
>Dead

I said RPG - like. The whole point is to edit your body as you would an RPG character, not to limit the wish to some shitty Elder Scrolls character creation.

Yes it is giving myself god-like powers, that's why it's a good wish you plonker and better than just copying Mystique.

I wish I could shapeshift.
I wish for immortality.
I wish to be the richest man alive.

I wish for the ability to shape and warp reality, infinitely, the way I see fit, with no negative repercussions to my health.

What if i'm gay? can she at least have a feminine penis?

Being the richest man alive is too high profile and involves never ending expectations. Billionaire playboy would be a lot more fun.

Good, life might get boring when you're immortal, besides shapeshifting is quite handy if you're really in trouble.

I wish you to fulfill me infinite wishes. Thanks

I wish I could have more wishes.

I'll think of the rest later.