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aesthetic football edition

TB:Seferian-Jenkins behind Brate and Stocker?
NO:Saints place first-round DT Rankins on IR
DET:Ebron (ankle) returns to practice on Monday
FA:49ers cut FB Bruce Miller after latest arrest
MIA:Arian Foster officially listed as starter
DAL:Darren McFadden still can't straighten arm
SF:FB Miller arrested again, charged w/ assault
MIA:DeVante (hamstring) not practicing Monday
KC:Reid: Jamaal Charles unlikely to play Week 1
SF:49ers 'redshirt' CB Will Redmond headed to IR
HOU:J.J. Watt (back) returns to practice Monday
CIN:Eifert (ankle) will not practice this week

OFFICIAL Sup Forums NFL POWER RANKINGS 2016: WEEK 0

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first for nanners!

go boys

some early post for Giants

12-4?
You know were playing the NFC/AFC North right? Sweeping the damn division or something?

Go Redskins

Bengals are da bomb

I am 100% serious about everything I said.

RAIDERS

People who flip flop on teams in their area based on which ones are doing well are truly the worst.

right, so I don't have to take you seriously. good to know.

Go watch soccer if you want to root for a team that will never be bad

I just don't want a team that is consistently awful.

So then any team except the Browns, lions, and bills.

Ok i have decided on the Cardinals thank you for all you're help friends.

I didn't know there were Jesus freaks in oz

I'm callin it a night, gotta get up early tomorrow
see ya later Sup Forums

nite bb

How will the Colts beat the Lions?

by scoring more points than them

Thank you John Madden.

Better offense besides oline

Both have shitty D

dammit football start already this college shit doesn't have the same kick

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Preseason

1. Panthers
2. Patriots
3. Seahawks
4. Cardinals
5. Steelers
6. Packers
7. Broncos
8. Bengals
9. Chiefs
10. Vikings
11. Redskins
12. Raiders
13. Texans
14. Jets
15. Colts
16. Giants
17. Ravens
18. Cowboys
19. Bills
20. Saints
21. Falcons
22. Jaguars
23. Bears
24. Lions
25. Bucs
26. Rams
27. Eagles
28. Dolphins
29. Chargers
30. Titans
31. 49ers
32. Browns

I've watched it this whole weekend for the first time in forever. It is legitimately awful and I don't know why anyone would follow it unless they went to or go to one of the schools playing

Whos taking it boys?

>Panthers
>#1
How? They are the memest of teams. They prob won't get over 10 wins

>1. Panthers

already made a complete and utter embarrassment of yourself

'thers-'ders owl LI

cap this

Pretty sure you'll win that one by a good margin

Dude, I understand it's hard to accept that the 49ers are bad, but it's the truth, I'm sorry.

Also, if you don't believe me, lets break this down point by point

>No QB

That one doesn't even need to be explained, you know this

>No WRs
These are all the WRs/TEs on the 49ers, it's a fucking dumpster fire

>No Running Game
Carlos Hyde only has 803 career yards, and just a hard over 4.0 yards a career, total mediocre

>A Bad defense
6th in most passing yards allowed
24 in TDs allowed, good but
Only 9 takeaway all last season, good for 31th in the league
Allowed 2,020 yards, 4th most in the league
Allowed 20 (TWENTY) rushing TDs, most in the league
Only had 28 sacks all season, 29th total in the league

>A coach who's offensive philosophy is to go 500 miles an hour
Chip Kelly with the leagues last season had the lowest time of possession and ran 1037 plays last season, 2nd most in the league.

The Chip Kelly Eagles' defense was on the 34 minutes per game, 9 minutes more than the Chip Kelly offense
As such, the defense was tired and suffered which leads me to

>The worst defensive coordinator in the league
Jim O'neal, the new DC for the 49ers, Browns defense allowed the 3rd most passing TDs, 11th most passing yards, 3rd most TDs allowed, 22nd in takeaways, allowed 4.5 yards per carry, 3rd in rushing yards allowed and 28th in sacks.
He's horrid

>The former running backs coach for the Lions is the OC
The Lions under him had no running game

>Horrifc Drafts
You know this

>Horrible front office
They allowed a 30 something year old guy to run an NFL team and he and his GM ran away the best coach the 49ers have had in 18 years

The 49ers are horrid.

nfc
1. Seahawks 14-2
2. Packers 12-4
3. Giants 10-6
4. Falcons 9-7
5. Bears 10-6
6. 49ers 9-7

afc
1. broncos 12-4
2. steelers 11-5
3. colts 10-6
4. patriots 10-6
5. bills 9-7
6. bengals 9-7

You will win but why the fuck did you both take QBs so early. You could have someone straight balling in your flex and have somebody perfectly serviceable (like Cousins you idiot) at QB

>bears
kek, i wish

I'm not falling for something THIS dumb

Well I just picked up Watkins from the waivers so I think everything worked out fine.

>8 team leagues
why play

What kind of bush league are you playing in that Watkins is on waivers

...

10 team
I was just as surprised.

I don't get what a duck has to do with "Browns"

Is it like an a's-elephant thing?

>i...its not a duck
>its-s-s an elf

>Cleveland Brown Ducks

...

>Cleveland Turduckens

>mfw a gnat's fan calls another team's defense bad
>last season only the Jags and Aints gave up more points per game than the Giant's defense

guess that would make you an expert then huh

>last season only the Jags and Aints gave up more points per game than the Giant's defense
Ya, the Giants defense, especially the secondary, was fucking horrid last season.

So now that we aren't talking about the eagles chip Kelly's time of possession and defense being tired matters now huh?
Really fires the synapses

>when your playing in a league full of fucking retards

>his team abbreviation is literally "Just"

Yes, it does. On paper, the Eagles had a good defense last season, but Chip wanted to go as fast as possible.

kek was that guy the retard pretending that the eagles defense won't improve because chip is gone? fun times

If it's ppr that's a solid line up except for jamaal and the kicker
He probably has a week bench esp RBS, and he probably reached for brees

speed = wins

I just meant the name, his team is fine.

...

honestly i think it has more to do with Jim Schwartz if they do marketablely improve because doesnt pederson run uptemp too? Not Kelly style but still fast?

hes coached with teams that used uptempo offenses and done well

REVISED

I was expecting paragraphs of (you)s and autistic backpedaling
Maybe I'm thinking of some other trip fag
I dont pay attention to their names too much

You're delusional

Wait, so the Browns seriously signed all 14 draft picks this year to their 53 man roster? How fucking desperate is this organization?

well gym shorts will help out a lot, but the main thing is offensive efficiency
pederson runs a fast offense, but it's less about number of plays and more about time of possession, kelly's offense was inept as fuck last year
it worked in 2013 when we had the personnel to actually execute that many plays successfully, but when your team runs 3 plays faster than anyone else and they're all failures, your defense has to work a lot harder

rookies are cheaper than veterans

His name is probably Justin which would explain the abbreviations
And bress can be a typo
My fucking phone fucks up every sentence
I had to fix 3 errors is this post alone

About what?

Yeah it is justin, man you really have everything figured out.

>Chargers 12-4

This could unironically happen and the super casuals that infest this general will be utterly shocked when it does

>muh 4-12 record where 7 games were decided by one possession while half the team was dead

Giants were also bottom of the league in time of possession and had the second fastest snaptime, but no one talks about that.

All defenses suffer when the offense moves at blistering pace but both the iggles and the gnats were bottom of the barrel with decent talent spread out through each defense. they both wont improve that much unless the offenses really start slowing down

>cowboys are most hated team in texass

lel

How are they even meeting the salary floor then? Who are they paying?

>Texas hates the cowboys
>That burr surrounded by an ocean of packer

This but faggots on this board only watch their shit teams and meme games

Raiders would have been 14-2 if they scored one extra TD per game

That stat means nothing

Wow never thought I'd see NFL cringe.

That's cause the raiders are fucking garbage

you've never been on deviantart then

are you new

TYBC

>try to justify someone's bait as being realistic by making a shitty "but they almost won those games" argument
>gets thrown back in your face
>"t-that team is garbage my team is different"
kys beta cuck

2nded

Should have waited a few years and drafted this other Aguayo

TYBB

TYBB

Ha your team isn't even that good to be talking shit lol

wut

The raiders are garbage though, sorry this triggers you cuck

Oakland has the best gameday atmosphere west of the Mississippi.

If you like getting stabbed than yeah it's wonderful

The chargers play the NFC south this year, all games are winnable except for Carolina. Then they get jags and colts, both are winnable games. And the titans and dolphins, both winnable games. Plus they have the Texans and browns, both winnable. The biggest challenge the chargers have is in their own division. I could see them beating Denver twice and getting swept by the chiefs and Oakland. So that leaves them with a possible 11-5 record at best, 10-6 or 9-7 realistically. Enough facts for you cuck?

oakco is terrible m8

Yes

Wrong
Wrong

Don't talk about things of which you know nothing

>people dressing up in costumes = good atmosphere

Lel

>all raiders fans dress up in dumbass costumes
The other 95% of the stadium is nothing but great fans and a great time. Don't speak if you don't know.

48 votes

1. (8.479) New England Patriots
2. (8.271) Carolina Panthers
3. (8.021) Seattle Seahawks
4. (7.917) Arizona Cardinals
5. (7.896) Green Bay Packers
6. (7.438) Pittsburgh Steelers
7. (6.979) Cincinnati Bengals
8. (6.833) Kansas City Chiefs
9. (6.729) Denver Broncos
10. (5.979) Oakland Raiders
11. (5.813) Minnesota Vikings
12. (5.750) Houston Texans
13. (5.542) New York Jets
14. (5.500) Indianapolis Colts
15. (5.208) New York Giants
16. (5.146) Washington Redskins
17. (5.104) Buffalo Bills
18. (4.938) Atlanta Falcons
19. (4.792) Jacksonville Jaguars
20. (4.750) Baltimore Ravens
21. (4.500) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
22. (4.396) Detroit Lions
23. (4.354) New Orleans Saints
24. (4.208) Dallas Cowboys
25. (4.188) Miami Dolphins
26. (4.000) Los Angeles Rams
27. (3.625) Chicago Bears
28. (3.542) Philadelphia Eagles
29. (3.479) San Diego Chargers
30. (3.104) Tennessee Titans
31. (2.042) San Francisco 49ers
32. (1.938) Cleveland Browns

Not true, because the Superdome is just west of the Mississippi. Close though.

I totally and completely believe, unironically, that the Redskins can go 13-3.

new

>404 posts early

>dome
ineligible

>being this fucking early
this thread is ded tho

Al Davis was a net good for the league.

Discuss.