ITT we're all in a waiting room. I'll start

ITT we're all in a waiting room. I'll start.
*Quietly sits down and begins reading a magazine.

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Pulls out a shotgun and kills everyone in the fucking stupid waiting room and am waiting for anyone else who even looks through the window

*fills plastic cup at the water dispenser*

...

*Glares intently at you*

Gets out of the toilet and enters waiting room. Stares at corpses and blood-smeared walls. Then proceeds to shake shotgun-anons hand. "Good job buddy, we should team up. Do you go to Columbine Highschool aswell?"

*sound of flowing water''

*silently but violently turn the pages of a magazine when slowly but continuously hiting my feet against the floor*

*Start jacking off under my jacket*

*uses his powers to revive everybody and kills the murderer and his teammate"

*notice that everyone stares angerly at my "make america great again" cap*

*runs into the room naked screaming something about niggers and a jewish conspiracy

*a gentleman who came in after me gets called up before me - furious inhaling of breath through my nose ensues*

*shoots you*

*Farts loudly to assert dominance* "I'm the alpha male here buddy"

*try to find a decent page to fap to*

I'm here to see my psychiatrist.

>>*walks in*
>>*strips out of yoga pants
>>*takes panties off*
>>*spreads butt hole*
>>*back up to each of you sitting, butthole-to-nose*

Then I grab a magazine and sit down.

*faps at all the other Anons*

sits uncomfortably close to OP when there are clearly other seats available.

>check in with receptionists so they know I'm there (idiots)
>get free water or coffee or whatever free I can
>sit down
>make sure no people are near me, esp blacks or old people
>pull my phone out
>browse Sup Forums
>mfw the door behind me opens and the nurse calls my name after seeing this lewd shit on Sup Forums
>troll.jpg

"Thats a mighty fine taint you have there good sir"

*secretly grin about the fat feminists in the magazine''

...

*coughs*
(coughing intensifies)

*shoots you*

*gets a box out of the bag* ''Here, please, take that'' *sprays antibacterial spray in face*

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YO YO YO MAH NIGGAS !!!

IS DIS WHERE I GETS MAH EBT BENEFITS FILLED ?!?!

ANY U NIGGAS SEE DAT NEW NEW TYLER PERRY SHIZNIT ?!?!

*walks in, falls on the floor, clutching the axe in my shoulder*

thanks it's probably one of the best taints in the UK.

*sits next to basement dwelling neckbear ie. Sup Forums *

*walks in*
*sneeze my fucking lungs out*
*my swine flu viruses are everywhere*

*walks in and ignores empty chairs and decides to sit next to you. Thumbs candy wrapper while staring at the tv playing catheter ads"

'Sorra, sar. A thank a got maself a cold'
*coughs* *sneezes*
*slurps up that nasty nose shit so loud that you get ill by just hearing it*

*barfs from that nose shit*

*sits down*
*realize there is something liquid on the chair*
*stands up*
*realizes the situation*
''WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON MY CHAIR?!''

>opens door slowly and with one peers in
>Flings the door violent and the handle rams into the wall getting stuck.
>Takes a running start and slides on my knees to the front desk
>As I look the receptionist in the eyes and do that stoopid finger gun motion and wink
>Eye rape the room.
>Hey ladies

BITCH DO YOU THINK US BETTER FEMALES ARE REQUIRED TO CLEAN UP OUR FUCKING PERIODS!
FUCK OFF AND STOP OPPRESING ME, YOU MISOGINIST MALE!
*fat feminist keeps yelling at you*

*opens magazine and starts reading out loud*

*try to ignore that loud brat in the childrens corner*
*grab my headphones...*
*left my headphones at home*
*eyes begin to twitch due to the silently rising anger*

>Walks over to vending machine.
>pitches a root beer
>Walks to (you) and says hey as I open the can
>Haves a good shwill of it and dumps the rest on your head
>Sits down across the room from( you )and let's out a large sigh

*tries to shake off root beer*

*rest my leg on my knee*
*switch legs after a while*
*shit is uncomfy*
*sit normal with legs apart again*

*hits user in a face with a stop sign*

*gets up and starts walking in circles*

*taps nervously with foot*

*hides lego under tapping foot*

this is a job fair nigger

Begin fapping furiously. Everyone in waiting room leaves. I'm next!

*comes back and starts building a lego sandcastle*

...

*gentle tap on the shoulder*
"Excuse me, are you waiting for the infectologist too?"
*coughs up blood*