G/fur, rimjob edition

G/fur, rimjob edition

>no qt doge bf to rim until he leaks
whys life ao cruel

People really like rimjobs, as of late.

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because nice clean butts are tasty

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tbh, a hairy/raunchy butt is just as good for me too. Though I know my opinion is in the minority with that.

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ive licked a fuzzy butt before, but it has to be clean. im a bit meticulous whennit comes to hygene.

>tongue in where poop goes out

eww

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Gag

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ITT: People who believe myths about anuses.

what myths?

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I kinda wish my tongue was longer just so I could rim better, you know?

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>tfw huge pierced tongue
feels bretty good.

Piercings are kind of stupid in my opinion. Either on the tongue or the dick.

Super jelly of the big tongue, though. I was thinking about getting that little part of your tongue that connects it to the bottom of your mouth snipped.

Today is too spoopy.

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not worth, you lose an amount of control from what ive heard. I just like oral.

big booty

Damn that sucks. I know it would probably take some power to actually get past the pucker.

Still though, it's not like I'd be too good as I am now, barely able to stick my tongue out.

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just practice. if you make sure to clip your fingernails you can use your fingers too.

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>Practice
On what? Just walk down the street "Hey I need practice sucking ass, can you help me out?"

>not even the colored version

because color makes that picture so much better

Get the procedure done. I had it done about 2 years ago. I was in the same situation as you, I couldn't stick my tongue out very far. They use a laser and it literally takes less than 30 minutes.You don't even feel it.

My control is as good as it was before, but I can stick my tongue out farther than ever before.

If you have it, post it nigga.

no... practice with fruits, toys, and boys you date... wtf dude?

How much did it cost? You're living my dream user.

I forget the exact price, but it was under $100

well damn, how much length did you gain from it?

probably an inch or just below that.

Yes, it does. Don't make excuses for your shortcomings.

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holy shit... i need to do this. i will have chameleon level tongue

I'm sure results may vary, but you will see some improvement.

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still exciting

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Reminder that bottoming and getting a rimjob literally feel like nothing.

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you're clearly doing something wrong then.

getting plowed in the ass feels like ecstasy

Not actually true. I haven't had anything up my ass in months, but last night in the shower just for kicks I decided to use one of my old toys and I was surprised at how much I felt it- especially since it was a small one.

Rimming is probably much more about the thought than actually feeling someone licking your ass, though.

bottoming is the best fucking thing ever, i wish so much that i lived in the furry world with all these massive wonderful cocks to pound me

yeah its my shortcoming that you have shitty taste

right

What are you talking about? Taint is delicious

shut the fuck up your porn is horrible even by furry standards and it has nothing to do with your shiteating fetish

Someone lost their boner.


And it's not me.

someone in toronto needs to pound me now

tfw no bf :c

Go to /soc/.

Granted, if I were in Toronto I'd be down for pounding someone, though it would probably just end up like this.

WHY IS Sup Forums SO SPOOKY

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that's fine. use me however you will :3

/soc/ doesn't have any furries tho :c ... I've checked

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As far as I know, dragons don't literally exist. You'll have to make do with whatever human/shitty animal dick you find.

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im so spooked

tfw ._.

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shivers down my spine

u will be ware, ur in for a spookening

I know, it sucks.

Hopefully you'll find someone who's willing to pound you as hard as you want.

lucario's not very spooky is the thing, unless there's a ghost type in the image or something

theme is stuck this way?

it's for Halloween bby

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Yes

are you spooked yet

wow that is one hell of a crossover

lucario didn't exist when doopliss was a character

u sure do seem pretty spooked by it

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I am a little, doopliss is another of my favorite characters. Bit of a weird coincidence.

I want good paper mario back.

maybe one day.

Large parts - not for children under three years.

probably not

nintendo a SHIT

didnt paper mario color splash (or similar name) come out recently? i heard it was a decent game.

yeah but I wouldn't play that garbage if you paid me. Paper mario was a really fucking good RPG series and they've turned it, starting with super paper mario, into a collection of mediocre action adventure tripe

nintendo cannot stop making me angry when I actually pay attention to them

give me the goods

what

oh, well i guess maybe one day paper mario will return to its roots, i cant really say for sure though i havent played paper mario. i might sometime, starting on the first release.

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