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Sri Lanka v Australia (19:00 local | 13:30 GMT | 23:30 AEST | 23:00 ACST | 21:30 AWST)

Ireland v Hong Kong (15:30 local | 14:30 GMT | 00:30 AEST 1d | 00:00 ACST 1d | 22:30 AWST)

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Paktia 275 v KhoPro 191/7 (41 ov)
NanProvince 280/4d v Laghman 206/4 (37 ov)

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What did he mean by this?

Perhaps the biggest crime of feminism is the creation of hookers who care about their social justice rights

>I have zero knowledge of industry in Melbourne
>this means I cannot have an opinion on how Sydney is a shit place to live in,despite having an opinion supportd by multiple metricws

Agreed

juuuust cauuuseee you feeeel itt

One of the best threads of the year Tbh

nz cricket essentially died in 2002. why did this happen. tonight we ask the real questions

Dunno if it was ever alive Tbh. Reminder their Greatest Ever Batsman has an average in the 40s. Hadlee is the only relevant player to have come out of that meme of an island.

Dude's a jerk but actions like this are absolutely pathetic and disregard freedom and individuality as a whole. It's embarrassing to live during this Era.

Avoid major social media, don't talk to ANYONE about anything on it; lift weights, train some martial art and eat meat. Find a good decent woman (small town preferably) and try to settle. It's the only way.

Elite truthbombs

What are your thoughts on the performance of the O'Brien brothers against Hong Kong mate? Expecting Ireland to unearth some decent batsmen in the future, or will Ed Joyce have to play into his 60s?

just deactivated my facebook lads

KEK. Enjoy being divorced socially from all your peers and in a perpetual state of isolation lad

This is so true it hurts.

I stopped using twitter and facebook, and for some reason even my mates that used to text me stopped texting.
I was never the one to text first (mainly because I'm more paranoid about coming off as annoying or trying to force a friendship) but for some reason after I stopped using facebook and twitter they didnt even talk anymore

Facebook is what reminds people you still exist and keeps you in the front of their mind.

Sydney is a shit place to live in,despite having an opinion supportd by multiple metricws
why exactly is this?

literal memespouter of the highest order

Prove me wrong

muh bond

Going to O'Connell St tonight lads

Anyone else been since the re-opening? Shitspouter? Devvo fag? Anyone?

Kek, didn't think so.

Didn't play enough and is only ""relevant"" in the sense of being assailed waste of potential.

based migration

>those fucking huge arms

Bet the german girls can't wait for them to gang rape them

"Guns get runs" - Usman Khawaja

>Bet the german girls can't wait for them to gang rape them

good

the weak must fear the strong

>greentexting the entire post

Kys

>Kys

no u

Kys

If only you showed your little brother the same amount of bravery you show strangers on the internet, you fucking coward.

Kys

Back to /rug/ mate

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Based Rod Marsh dropping elite, knowledgeable and handsome truth bombs

#spoilers

Expensive

>being an unironic povo

>enabling the markup jew

I eat at fancy restaurants mate, I LITERALLY invented AND pioneered the "just did a poo in a fancy restaurant" meme

You could literally make all of that at home for half the price.

You're not rich, you're just a lazy idiot.

>3am again
Why do I do this to myself lads

Been busy smashing the pus GODkush?

ELITE TEST RANKING TRUTHBOMB

1. England
2. India
3. Australia
4. Pakistan
5. South Africa
6. New Zealand
7. Sri Lanka
8. West Indies
9. Bangladesh
10. Ireland

I have it on good authority that Head will be an absolutely elite gun #crystalball

boof pls go

Literally prove me wrong.

Head, Bancroft and KP are the future.

Only Worst Cuckstralians unironically rate Banshit. He performed abysmally against India A.

You have failed to prove me wrong.

head is a meme cricketer only, throws his wicket away all the time

patterson is a maybe, has had four years of doing fuck all but came good last season - this season is very important for him

agreed on bancroft

Truthbomb: If Cosgrove wasn't a fat shit he would have been a test mainstay.

yeah but he has no one to blame for that but himself

Truthbomb: Stuart Clark would walk into any test side at any point in history excluding the West Indies in their prime

Truthbomb: Wahab is actually elite but has been ruined by meme coaching that hasn't fixed obvious problems with his action

It's genetic

Truthbomb: David Hussey deserved a 50 test career

Truthbomb: Mark>Steve

>le burden of proof

your contrarian opinion is bad, and you should feel bad
>le better technique XDDDDD
>le pootenshal xDDDDD
NOT AN ARGUMENT

better talent and better to watch

that's about it

Truthbomb: There is NOTHING wrong asbestos. It was assassinated by the Jews to prevent Australia and South Africa from becoming too rich. Every ""sufferer"" of """""asbestosis""""" was bribed into consuming copious amounts of carcinogens.

>Le p-p-p-p-please don't bowl it short man
>good

>Implying Mark could whether the storm from Ambrose in 1995
>Implying Mark has half of the mental strength that Steve has
Seething casual detected

>n-not another bouncer Curtly, please...

Kys

phoneposters please leave

havent even opened the article but
>blip
>lost 9(NINE) tests in a row in Asia
Kys Rod

I endorse this post

whats wrong with posting from your phone?

>tfw my brother is fucking his gf in the shower right now and I can hear everything

explain yourself gateloser

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Howcome they can afford to build new stadiums but they cant afford to turn the floodlights on for 2(two) hours?

not the guy who posted it but its so uncomfy. Refreshing is lame

are you the guy with the tradie brother?

you must be living in hell tbqh

>what is budgeting

Kys

I wasn't even the guy arguing about the floodlights

reading the last thread, and you guys all have shit mental illnesses like depression or dissociative identity disorder.

Elite, muscular narcissistic personality disorder reporting in

Ireland game has been abandoned lads

nah, apparently Dad's got the invite cause thats his go to with people from out of town, but we'll go some other time

Yep.

Now he's listening to Kevin Hart's Justin Bieber roast with her at full volume.

Agree with you.

Is there anything more normie than hating Justin Bieber in 2016?

i dont know how you put up with the cunt, well I do, you have no choice. Honestly if it was me I would have probably murdered the fuckwit. I could never live with someone like that.

I assume you have just asked him to stop being a cunt and he just told you to fuck off?

The cancerous thing I was trying to point out was Kevin Hart rather than Justin Bieber tbqh.

Basically.

I threw him through a wall about 18 months ago and then my dad made me fix it. I haven't really spoken to him much since and just try to ignore him as much as possible.

>I threw him through a wall about 18 months ago and then my dad made me fix it
based fucking goosey

kek get a load of this loser.

tttt hating JB is no longer the normie thing to do lad, lads redeemed his public image big time (the roast was part of this), plus he released a couple bangers that were widely loved. He's pretty much accepted now.

You would know this if you weren't a seething shut in

This is LITERALLY what I'm saying you pathetic virgin

clinging onto hatred like that is EXACTLY what a normie tradie would do

Just saw this on my normiebook. This HAS to be one of you, someone literally recommended asking girls on Tinder about George Bailey last night.

Kyle Chilcott you here m8?

You're missing his points, he's saying that not even normies hate JB these days.

nah, I agree with the kiwi on this

normies are all over bieber and that includes tradies

Ironic cricket memes is the new normie hotness lad, there's dozens of pictures just like that

P H O N E P O S T E R

...

not from what I've seen, but I'll defer to the expert Tbh

I'm quite a fan of this one

Kyle, I know you're reading this right now. Come out you memespouting coward

Fuck me lads, Yank Crime is LITERALLY the perfect album

Forget pic

what sort of normie holds on to hatred unnecessarily?

That's the behavior of angry repressed virgins, normies (and mentally balanced individuals) are able to live and let live.

I've had a chuckle at a few Tbh

Normally I hate this shit, but for whatever reason the fact it's about cricket changes this

>tfw no qt 3.14 azn gf ;_;

kys

is also quality

literally the first thing I saw after logging on today danny

Depends which part

Chinese, Koreans and Japs are shallow whores, South East Asian are god-tier. Really get the bang for your buck with Vietnamese women.

Went into Greg Chappell the other week and got myself some new pads lads.

A qt azn girl started where I work about a month ago. I finally worked up the courage to talk to her. I asked her what she did outside of work in terms of other jobs or study. She told me she was deciding on what VCE subjects to do kek.

Now I'm more attracted to her than ever but I know I'll never be able to have her. The pain is unbearable lads.

I have literally watched cricket with chinese girls before and it was an all round elite experience

My Indonesian ex-gf used to rest her head on my lap whilst I was watching cricket and give me blowjobs all the time. She dumped me recently for being a boring loser so now the joke is on me.

BASED FUCKING REALITY CHRIST