If you're interested in discussing german football, this is the thread.
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Chelsea is interested in N.Süle >Skripnik sends five to players to train with Werders U23 According to Swedish Newspaper "Fotbollskanalen", Bayern and Dortmund having an eye on Swedish striker Joel Asoro (AFC Sunderland U18)
How has the reception from the Dortmund fans for Gotze been?
Michael Morgan
mieser Hund
Ryder Parker
No idea. He wasn't in the squad last matchday.
enjoy your stay "friend"
Joseph Gomez
hello friend, how are you doing today, what team do you support?
Carson Murphy
Having a day off today, going to visit my older sister and niece later. I'm one of the cologne anons.
Anthony Allen
Good evening, /bundes/
Isaac Williams
more like good night, we're already on autosage
Sebastian Hall
well time to shitpost I guess
Hunter Hill
msw (my song when) I couldn't really post during the weekend because of work but now I'm back on /bundes/ youtube.com/watch?v=Gru4IfbKlfU
Josiah Scott
First for Gladbach!
Christian Perry
booooohhh
Cameron Watson
FUCK DA MODS
Jackson Jones
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Bentley Powell
Will Bayern - Schalke be hype or will it be a bayernsteamrollslol?
Oh and hello again /bundes/
Josiah Bailey
I'm very excited for the match because it will show how well the Bayern team can play against a team that isn't Werder-tier shit. However, I do think that Bayern will indeed steamroll, but since I'm a Buyern fan I'll enjoy it a lot.
Luis Morgan
Given the major changes that were made at the club during the summer break , it's hard to say something about >schalke at this point of the season.
Nicholas Perry
What were the changes?
Jordan Rodriguez
New manager and coach.
Jace Flores
You excited for their run in the EL?
Aaron Jenkins
In the last 6/7 years, Dortmund aside, german teams seem to underperform in the EL given their ressources. I'm happy to see them playing in the EL but I don't get my hopes up.
John Lee
>be >Schalke >make major changes >still lose against Frankfurt, a team consisting of loaned youth players and Axel Eimer
Eli Bell
I think they'll reach the quarter finals at least.
Jason Gutierrez
Can somebody red pill me on Eintracht? I will be visiting a friend BaWü in a couple of months, I heard Frankfurt isn't such a nice city but the team seems cool and it will only be like 1 hour away on the train.
Brody Gutierrez
He was looking for friends and got banned for it. ;_;7
Jason Allen
According to wiki, they're a midtier club in the Bundes. They seem pretty decent.
Jaxson Ramirez
>be >Schalke fan >see your team, which you hyped up to be the next Bayernjäger, lose against fucking Frankfurt on the first match day >pretend everything is fine
Ian Murphy
>which you hyped up to be the next Bayernjäge Are there people out there who really did that?
David Long
yes; Heidel and Weinzierl should bring stability and enable Schalke to finally be able to fulfil its potential
Xavier Watson
BAYERN TIER Bayern München
GREAT TIER Bayer Leverkusen Borussia Dortmund Borussia Mönchengladbach
GOOD TIER 1. FC Köln FC Schalke 04 FSV Mainz 05 TSG Hoffenheim VfL Wolfsburg
WHATEVER TIER FC Augsburg FC Ingolstadt Hamburger SV Hertha BSC RB Leipzig SC Freiburg
BAD TIER Darmstadt 98 Eintracht Frankfurt Werder Bremen
Jaxson Ross
You might also go to Darmstadt. However, Eintracht Frankfurt's supporters are entertaining and Frankfurt matches usually are exciting
Jacob Peterson
>Frankfurt matches usually are exciting Not with Kovac as a coach. It's more or less the same approach in every game, sitting deep und vorne hilft der liebe Gott oder Alexander Meier.
Carson Hernandez
HIGH TIER Freiburg, Gladbach, >Schalke, Eintracht Frankfurt, Werder, HSV
MID TIER Leverkusen, Mainz, Augsburg, Köln
LOW TIER Hoffenheim, Wolfsburg, RBL, Hertha
SHIT TIER Damstadt, Ingolstadt
BANDWAGON TIER Bayern, BVB
William Long
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Carson Williams
>Chelsea is interested in N.Süle No
>According to Swedish Newspaper "Fotbollskanalen", Bayern and Dortmund having an eye on Swedish striker Joel Asoro (AFC Sunderland U18) Yeah why not
>09.09.2016 08:30pm >FC Schalke 04 : Bayern München I might be able to watch that with you. I MIGHT.
Will not be able to watch any Saturday gaaameeees with you
>06:30pm RB Leipzig : Borussia Dortmund Oh my. In before trite 0-4
>09.11.2016 03:30pm Werder Bremen : FC Augsburg 05:30pm 1. FSV Mainz 05 : 1899 Hoffenheim My face when
Jordan Smith
I can live with that list.
Joseph Perez
Have you ever asked them what they like about you?
Good evening
Nolan Rogers
>plebian Bayern, Dortmund
>contrarian Hoffenheim, Leipzig, Wolfsburg
>patrician Werder, Gladbach, Hertha
Jaxon Mitchell
Thanks for the smile. Bookmarked and downloaded
Both
Lincoln Price
No.
Camden Williams
This
Grayson Bell
>Hertha they are boring. their last match was pretty good, though
Kevin Lewis
You don't need to pretend but if that's more fun to you why not
Saved and checked
Xavier Miller
Okay
Gavin Wood
Oh and my niece 10 months old so there is no point in asking her.
Eli Diaz
Objection
Camden Hall
hmmmm?
Christopher Myers
I disagree
Matthew Hill
I know. But why?
Ethan Allen
If you know what she likes about you you can do that more often to and or with her
David Wright
That sounds rather disturbing user.
James Adams
Yes
Austin Anderson
this is peak-/bundes/ right here
Julian Myers
atm she's really into tearing newspapers into pieces.
Gabriel Jackson
My niece is also ten months old. She is completely adorable. See you maybe in an hour or two.
Isaac Gomez
Have you looked up or asked somebody on an anonymous imageboard what that means and how you can help or enable her? I'm not sure if giving her plenty of newspapers is the best thing to do here
Henry Harris
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Owen Richardson
She's going to become a Wutbürger real quick isn't she?
Lucas Hughes
I don't know maybe she's seeing her parents fight a lot so she's imitating them and can't help herself but rip apart newspapers into shred pieces.
It's the same with Kevins and Daniels on the street, 10-12 year olds, shouting at each other and swearing because they see and hear it from their stupid parents so they do the same.
Tyler Torres
>youtube autoplay starts playing EW&F >I remember that Maurice White died a few months ago I didn't asked for these feels
Thomas Clark
My cousin is turning eight in a few days, we share the same birthday. Used to be annoying when I was younger, now it's kinda cute.
Benjamin Mitchell
My sister and brother in law are pretty chill and she's having a blast while doing it. So I guess everthing is okay.
Not fan of this arrangment, but damn the band is tight!
Asher Wright
*arrangement
Carter Ross
Time to cook dinner
Aaron Jones
hello i am here now
Carson Foster
boooooooooooooooooooring
Nolan Gomez
is it friday yet?
James Evans
My niece was born on the baker's birthday.
Landon Morales
What are you cooking
James White
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Parker Williams
Hello Konata
No
What's the baker's birthday
Chicken breast and the best salad I've ever eaten. I missed out so much during vacations in Italy when I never made use of the vinegar and the oil and ordered a hefty salad in the restaurants.
Put the tomatoes and some herbs from my balcony in there
Ian Carter
Great OP
Jason Turner
Looks and sounds great. Velbekomme.
It's the 11th of November. The way you say the date in Danish sounds like "kneading 'n kneading" (ælte i ælte). We also have Ole Olsen's birthday, 2nd February. He's a legendary Danish speedway rider. The date is "anden i anden" which sort of sounds like when you rev the engine or whatever you call it.
Oliver Roberts
no schalke fan did this. only the media. all >we want is some stability and sane decision making, the rest will come by itself
What the fuck Champions League is already in seven days time. My face when I will miss the first two match days
Bye
Austin Campbell
i don't trink desu
i guess i go because i love watching the game without depending on a fucking awful camera direction, commentator, etc etc. just shouting fans and my own perception.
i especially like to watch the movement of the team as a whole and certain players, which you can't really do on tv. also it's so great if you actually win
Parker Hall
Dude I shout at my TV so much when exciting shit happens, I belong to a stadium. Too bad I'm too broke to ever go lol
>i don't trink desu Ah yes alcohol is har- I'm just kidding, I respect if someone doesn't want to drink, but it's pretty fun desu, especially within moderation.