/DAAA IST DAS DING!!!/

If you're interested in discussing german football, this is the thread.

Dedicated to Oliver "Der Titan" Kahn.
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Chelsea is interested in N.Süle
>Skripnik sends five to players to train with Werders U23
According to Swedish Newspaper "Fotbollskanalen", Bayern and Dortmund having an eye on Swedish striker Joel Asoro (AFC Sunderland U18)


Upcoming matches:
All kickoff times in CEST

09.09.2016 08:30pm
FC Schalke 04 : Bayern München

09.10.2016 03:30pm
Bayer 04 Leverkusen : Hamburger SV
FC Ingolstadt 04 : Hertha BSC
VfL Wolfsburg : 1. FC Köln
SC Freiburg : Borussia Mönchengladbach
SV Darmstadt 98 : Eintracht Frankfurt
06:30pm
RB Leipzig : Borussia Dortmund

09.11.2016 03:30pm
Werder Bremen : FC Augsburg
05:30pm
1. FSV Mainz 05 : 1899 Hoffenheim

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How has the reception from the Dortmund fans for Gotze been?

mieser Hund

No idea. He wasn't in the squad last matchday.

enjoy your stay "friend"

hello friend, how are you doing today, what team do you support?

Having a day off today, going to visit my older sister and niece later.
I'm one of the cologne anons.

Good evening, /bundes/

more like good night, we're already on autosage

well time to shitpost I guess

msw (my song when) I couldn't really post during the weekend because of work but now I'm back on /bundes/
youtube.com/watch?v=Gru4IfbKlfU

First for Gladbach!

booooohhh

FUCK DA MODS

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Will Bayern - Schalke be hype or will it be a bayernsteamrollslol?

Oh and hello again /bundes/

I'm very excited for the match because it will show how well the Bayern team can play against a team that isn't Werder-tier shit.
However, I do think that Bayern will indeed steamroll, but since I'm a Buyern fan I'll enjoy it a lot.

Given the major changes that were made at the club during the summer break , it's hard to say something about >schalke at this point of the season.

What were the changes?

New manager and coach.

You excited for their run in the EL?

In the last 6/7 years, Dortmund aside, german teams seem to underperform in the EL given their ressources.
I'm happy to see them playing in the EL but I don't get my hopes up.

>be >Schalke
>make major changes
>still lose against Frankfurt, a team consisting of loaned youth players and Axel Eimer

I think they'll reach the quarter finals at least.

Can somebody red pill me on Eintracht? I will be visiting a friend BaWü in a couple of months, I heard Frankfurt isn't such a nice city but the team seems cool and it will only be like 1 hour away on the train.

He was looking for friends and got banned for it. ;_;7

According to wiki, they're a midtier club in the Bundes. They seem pretty decent.

>be >Schalke fan
>see your team, which you hyped up to be the next Bayernjäger, lose against fucking Frankfurt on the first match day
>pretend everything is fine

>which you hyped up to be the next Bayernjäge
Are there people out there who really did that?

yes; Heidel and Weinzierl should bring stability and enable Schalke to finally be able to fulfil its potential

BAYERN TIER
Bayern München

GREAT TIER
Bayer Leverkusen
Borussia Dortmund
Borussia Mönchengladbach

GOOD TIER
1. FC Köln
FC Schalke 04
FSV Mainz 05
TSG Hoffenheim
VfL Wolfsburg

WHATEVER TIER
FC Augsburg
FC Ingolstadt
Hamburger SV
Hertha BSC
RB Leipzig
SC Freiburg

BAD TIER
Darmstadt 98
Eintracht Frankfurt
Werder Bremen

You might also go to Darmstadt.
However, Eintracht Frankfurt's supporters are entertaining and Frankfurt matches usually are exciting

>Frankfurt matches usually are exciting
Not with Kovac as a coach. It's more or less the same approach in every game, sitting deep und vorne hilft der liebe Gott oder Alexander Meier.

HIGH TIER
Freiburg, Gladbach, >Schalke, Eintracht Frankfurt, Werder, HSV

MID TIER
Leverkusen, Mainz, Augsburg, Köln

LOW TIER
Hoffenheim, Wolfsburg, RBL, Hertha

SHIT TIER
Damstadt, Ingolstadt

BANDWAGON TIER
Bayern, BVB

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>Chelsea is interested in N.Süle
No

>According to Swedish Newspaper "Fotbollskanalen", Bayern and Dortmund having an eye on Swedish striker Joel Asoro (AFC Sunderland U18)
Yeah why not

>09.09.2016 08:30pm
>FC Schalke 04 : Bayern München
I might be able to watch that with you. I MIGHT.

Will not be able to watch any Saturday gaaameeees with you

>06:30pm
RB Leipzig : Borussia Dortmund
Oh my. In before trite 0-4

>09.11.2016 03:30pm
Werder Bremen : FC Augsburg
05:30pm
1. FSV Mainz 05 : 1899 Hoffenheim
My face when

I can live with that list.

Have you ever asked them what they like about you?

Good evening

>plebian
Bayern, Dortmund

>contrarian
Hoffenheim, Leipzig, Wolfsburg

>patrician
Werder, Gladbach, Hertha

Thanks for the smile. Bookmarked and downloaded

Both

No.

This

>Hertha
they are boring. their last match was pretty good, though

You don't need to pretend but if that's more fun to you why not

Saved and checked

Okay

Oh and my niece 10 months old so there is no point in asking her.

Objection

hmmmm?

I disagree

I know. But why?

If you know what she likes about you you can do that more often to and or with her

That sounds rather disturbing user.

Yes

this is peak-/bundes/ right here

atm she's really into tearing newspapers into pieces.

My niece is also ten months old. She is completely adorable.
See you maybe in an hour or two.

Have you looked up or asked somebody on an anonymous imageboard what that means and how you can help or enable her?
I'm not sure if giving her plenty of newspapers is the best thing to do here

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She's going to become a Wutbürger real quick isn't she?

I don't know maybe she's seeing her parents fight a lot so she's imitating them and can't help herself but rip apart newspapers into shred pieces.

It's the same with Kevins and Daniels on the street, 10-12 year olds, shouting at each other and swearing because they see and hear it from their stupid parents so they do the same.

>youtube autoplay starts playing EW&F
>I remember that Maurice White died a few months ago
I didn't asked for these feels

My cousin is turning eight in a few days, we share the same birthday. Used to be annoying when I was younger, now it's kinda cute.

My sister and brother in law are pretty chill and she's having a blast while doing it. So I guess everthing is okay.

hopefully.........

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Yeah hopefully

Not fan of this arrangment, but damn the band is tight!

*arrangement

Time to cook dinner

hello i am here now

boooooooooooooooooooring

is it friday yet?

My niece was born on the baker's birthday.

What are you cooking

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Hello Konata

No

What's the baker's birthday

Chicken breast and the best salad I've ever eaten.
I missed out so much during vacations in Italy when I never made use of the vinegar and the oil and ordered a hefty salad in the restaurants.

Put the tomatoes and some herbs from my balcony in there

Great OP

Looks and sounds great. Velbekomme.

It's the 11th of November. The way you say the date in Danish sounds like "kneading 'n kneading" (ælte i ælte).
We also have Ole Olsen's birthday, 2nd February. He's a legendary Danish speedway rider. The date is "anden i anden" which sort of sounds like when you rev the engine or whatever you call it.

no schalke fan did this. only the media. all >we want is some stability and sane decision making, the rest will come by itself

t. schalke fan

>tfw another loss on friday
why do i even go?

Frankfurt looks like a great city

I ate some spinach-cheese soup on the weekend (pic related)
goodbye
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So it has nothing to do with baking

ASMR isn't on the list

>why do i even go?
for the beer of course

I ate soup too lol but I didn't make it

me neither

Needs more mince

You misspelled Prince. Here you go.
youtube.com/watch?v=uvlhSjObvjk
Gooodbye

What the fuck Champions League is already in seven days time. My face when I will miss the first two match days

Bye

i don't trink desu

i guess i go because i love watching the game without depending on a fucking awful camera direction, commentator, etc etc. just shouting fans and my own perception.

i especially like to watch the movement of the team as a whole and certain players, which you can't really do on tv. also it's so great if you actually win

Dude I shout at my TV so much when exciting shit happens, I belong to a stadium. Too bad I'm too broke to ever go lol

>i don't trink desu
Ah yes alcohol is har- I'm just kidding, I respect if someone doesn't want to drink, but it's pretty fun desu, especially within moderation.

yes i know it's fun user, don't remind me

Denmark U21 v Romania U21 in a bit. Hmm.

yes, like Antalya

No

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every major city in germany is filled with turks and arabs. so i it's pretty much dogshit

the club is ok

Right

Is there a particular reason you don't drink? Just curious.

good

can't afford it

yes, health reasons

not me

Shit dude, I'm sorry.

lol wut you can't afford a bottle of beer?