So i want to get into prison, for not too long, like a couple of years. Don't really feel like harming anyone...

So i want to get into prison, for not too long, like a couple of years. Don't really feel like harming anyone. Never been arrested.
Any ideas what i could do?
Im from germany

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Buy some illegal drugs and throw them at a cop. Aim for the head.

Try stalking someone

Be sure to work the blueprints of the prison in question into an elaborate full body tattoo so you'll be able to escape sometime in the future

pretend to rob a bank and fire a couple of shots in the air around people ez pz

then proceed to escape prison with your death sentenced brother and maybe piss off a crazy gay inbred redneck along the way

>Get gun
>"Rob" bank (demand a dollar)
>Await police arrival

try to rob a bank without any kind of weapons on you or making any threats? how many years would that get you?

I think bringing a gun would result in more years than OP wants though.

that should work pretty well if op is white
otherwise he'll get shot

>death sentence
>germany

We are not fucking brutes that still live in medieval times.

it`s not easy to get a gun in germany, or at least i dont know any methods
sounds easy, don't think it would be give me much though

>germans bragging about not being brutes
you'll have to wait at least another 50 years for that not to sound hypocritical

why do you want to go to prison?

Start a holocaust denial blog.

Steal 5 million (or more) that amount it becomes a federal crime and you will get 5 years.
Ps. Hide the money well

well i never been to one so i wanna try it out

i'm willing to bet you've never cut your dick off
wanna try that too?

why? we are the most civilized state of the EU along with France, Austria, Switzerland, the Netherlands and maybe Italy.
But out of all of them we are certainly the most productive and well mannered.

how quickly we forget

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Yeah brutes would never try to commit genocide

Call the cops and beat the fuck out of one of them with the biggest horse dildo you can buy

Thanks fbi

fuck i just recently deleted my collection, that would've been perfect.
that sounds fun, any horse dildos you can recommend?

Gotta catch'em all

Throw a brick through a jewelry store wondow at midnight. Take everything you can. Its a win win either you get what you want or you cash the fuck out

Yes, yes. You ignorants always try to save your shitty argumentation with "muh nazi Hitler third Reich"

But this is long over and this generation has nothing to do with this single man that tried to do what he thought was necessary.
And just because it was the most recent act of genocide that doesn't mean there were other, more cruel shit going on in other nations.
Just think about native Americans or all the shit the Britains did.
Hitler was just a very power hungry little man that needed a scapegoat and this mentality died with him.
Others did cruel things over generations and are useless pieces of shit nowadays because they exploited others for their own comfort and nobody blinks an eye.
Fuck you people make me sick.

it takes a fair amount of support from the populace to pull off something like that
just like it took a fair amount of support from the populace for the united states to enslave people
it's been over 150 years since slavery ended in the us and our society is still recovering

Flared chance large from bad dragon. I am not that guy just a faggot