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>need this a bit more pixelated please
edition

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need a faggy yank bf to stick my willy in tbqh

ah

leftist labor dole scum FUCK OFF

oneitis once shared this on twitter

you know how you have an internal dialogue?
mine has an American accent
no idea why
it's made me VERY good at doing American accents though

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reading moldbug

might start up the bentposting

if /brit/ was a sunday roast then the yanks would be the yorkshire puddings

i really need a bf

Employment hit a recorded high under Labour

Behold, the power of SS and GOMAD

Aesthetic routines are a lie conjured by Zoroastrian Jews like zyzz and chestbrah, who coincidentally died as a result of their hedonistic ways

what's its name lad?

His work is mediocre but disguised and designed for retards by being excessively thick and esoteric.

house party checklist:
Pint glass: for beer (that you buy in cans)
Dinner plate: for cocaine
Microwave: for dinner plate/to make tea in the morning


anything im forgetting lads?

gis a vocaroo of it

Enjoyment at an all time low, though x

the so called fort

Americans don't have accents. It's you guys that have them.

nah lad they'd be sprouts

Mine has a girls voice

who's from dorset here

not even taking the piss mine sometimes has a british accent after I post on here for a few hours

>youse guys

Champagne supernova

A champagne supernova

In the sky

I don't have an internal voice. Don't know why people claim they do.

Must be the same group of people who read mentally by essentially reading aloud in their head accompanied by actual muscle movements of the throat.

mine varies, 3 biggest ones are:
Glaswegian (sounds like Limmy)
Dutch
Afrikaans

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any welsh grime man in

call her a hoochie mama

Reading an interesting book about colonial era Nigeria by achebe called things fall apart

The novel follows the life of Okonkwo, an Igbo ("Ibo" in the novel) leader and local wrestling champion in the fictional Nigerian village of Umuofia. The work is split into three parts, with the first describing his family, personal history, and the customs and society of the Igbo, and the second and third sections introducing the influence of British colonialism and Christian missionaries on the Igbo community. The district commissioner's name is Gregory Irwin and he also inhabits the tribe called Rock Bridge in the forests of Columbia.

>Behold, the power of SS and GOMAD

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the Igbo are pretty interesting

rate the new specs lads

>one post if I scrimp
>median post is
>appreciates at 0.01%

hmm

>the so called fort

I'LL TELL YOU WERE YOU'LL FIND ME
UNDERNEATH THE GAY GUYYY
LIKE A SWEATY SMELLY ORGY
APPLE PIE

Clearly not me

good googly moogly

prove it

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

don stepped outside

bullshit

Sinister looking fellow you are

Why do you harbour such cruel intentions? Do you intend to harm me? Me and my brothers?

Get out of here

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listening to the smiths

it felt GOOD to be alone

the second & third parts look a bit tedious desu

>australians

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Why am I too intellectually stunted to grasp the insane ramblings of julius evola?

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Looks very safe...too safe

dead kennedys desu

Females of the world:

If he doesn't go to art galleries
If he doesn't have books in
his home
If he doesn't take you to
the Opera
If he doesn't listen to the
classics and/or post-rock
If he can't quote Shakespeare,
Chaucer or Dostoevsky
If he doesn't play Minecraft,
Dwarf Fortress or both
If he doesn't express himself
creatively via the medium of paint,
song or music

THEN DON'T FUCK HIM.

dont leave me high

dont leave me dry

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WHO SOUTHERNER HERE?

need this more pixelated please

rethink your life faggot

The first part is very exciting.

The novel's protagonist Okonkwo is famous in the surrounding villages for being a wrestling champion, defeating a wrestler nicknamed "the cat" (because he never lands on his back). He is strong, hard-working, and strives to show no weakness. Okonkwo wants to dispel his father Unoka’s tainted legacy of being effeminate (he borrowed and lost money, and neglected his wife and children) and cowardly (he feared the sight of blood). Okonkwo works to build his wealth entirely on his own, as Unoka died a shameful death and left many unpaid debts. He is also obsessed with his masculinity, and any slight compromise on this is swiftly destroyed. As a result, he is brusque with his three wives, children, and neighbours, and is wealthy, courageous, and powerful among the people of his village. He is a leader of his village, and he has attained a position in his society for which he has striven all his life.

used to put cds in the microwave when I was a kid

Bet thats not going to end in a murder

babestation

going to go play rainbow six after seeing this image thanks x

the aldi version of snickers tastes just the same if not better.

based aldi.

Because you fornicate with men.

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might get on as well 2bh

Chatting up yank birds on the ol' 'pikchat, lads
decided a rather dire minger needed an ego boost so I spent twenty minutes singing along to mind-rotting pop songs with her.

the fuck is this plinky plonk bullshit
>love me, love me, say that you love me
>fool me, fool me, go on and fool me

me
daily reminder that south easterners are literally french

Cease immediately

He's the biggest meme ever

An irrational, incoherent idiot

missed shaving off a bit of hair under my chin

fuck it im just leaving it no one will notice anyway

snickers is shit though

ya cease your life immediately

fucking weirdo

>womyn are so oppressed

have a word with yourself

i do not concern myself with the opinion of sheep

povvo

shall be posting this on facebook to get some attention from cool people to know i listen to cool music

aldi/lidl are good if you want a smaller selection than tesco and more rotting fruit.

it's really only good for basic tins of stuff which you'd be better getting at B&M if you can't afford the supermarket

south-westerners are cool

south-easterners need to be purged

aldi and lidl are great, dunno why rorkes bash them so much

>no one will notice anyway

t. manlet

I'm not weird

Why do you think I'm weird

*has a word with you instead*

looks like and cool protagonist
ill go to the african bookstore and check if its there
you're the irish lad that posts on /epl/ right?

i'm 6'2"

that got me thinking though, id better shave it off just in case

SOME SHARTS ARE BORN, MADE TO SHIT THE FLAG
OOH THEY'RE RED WHITE AND POO
AND WHEN THE BAND PLAYS HAIL POO THE QUEEF
OOH, THEY MAKE A BIG POO, LORD

glad to be of service.

*pretends not to hear you*

gonna create a new show called babstation.

people will watch thinking it's babestation but much to their surprise, our fantastic guest will be having a poo live on TV.

what's your primary fetish, lads?

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found a pic of you during school haha

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more like Queef Elizabeth II

aldi/lidl jaffa cakes are also top tier

fuck the judge, the DA, and the circus court

oh fuck off

No that's fitizen he's an apathetic wankstain

The second and third parts of the book aren't tedious at all and are actually just as exciting and interesting, a pensive insight into colonial Africa. The clash of traditional culture with the outside world. The writer, Achebe has a very unique writing style. Because he's Nigerian it is very brunt, but very effective for this novel.

going to do a cheeky bedtime