>need this a bit more pixelated please
edition
/brit/
need a faggy yank bf to stick my willy in tbqh
ah
leftist labor dole scum FUCK OFF
oneitis once shared this on twitter
you know how you have an internal dialogue?
mine has an American accent
no idea why
it's made me VERY good at doing American accents though
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reading moldbug
might start up the bentposting
if /brit/ was a sunday roast then the yanks would be the yorkshire puddings
i really need a bf
Employment hit a recorded high under Labour
Behold, the power of SS and GOMAD
Aesthetic routines are a lie conjured by Zoroastrian Jews like zyzz and chestbrah, who coincidentally died as a result of their hedonistic ways
what's its name lad?
His work is mediocre but disguised and designed for retards by being excessively thick and esoteric.
house party checklist:
Pint glass: for beer (that you buy in cans)
Dinner plate: for cocaine
Microwave: for dinner plate/to make tea in the morning
anything im forgetting lads?
gis a vocaroo of it
Enjoyment at an all time low, though x
the so called fort
Americans don't have accents. It's you guys that have them.
nah lad they'd be sprouts
Mine has a girls voice
who's from dorset here
not even taking the piss mine sometimes has a british accent after I post on here for a few hours
>youse guys
Champagne supernova
A champagne supernova
In the sky
I don't have an internal voice. Don't know why people claim they do.
Must be the same group of people who read mentally by essentially reading aloud in their head accompanied by actual muscle movements of the throat.
mine varies, 3 biggest ones are:
Glaswegian (sounds like Limmy)
Dutch
Afrikaans
youtube.com
any welsh grime man in
call her a hoochie mama
Reading an interesting book about colonial era Nigeria by achebe called things fall apart
The novel follows the life of Okonkwo, an Igbo ("Ibo" in the novel) leader and local wrestling champion in the fictional Nigerian village of Umuofia. The work is split into three parts, with the first describing his family, personal history, and the customs and society of the Igbo, and the second and third sections introducing the influence of British colonialism and Christian missionaries on the Igbo community. The district commissioner's name is Gregory Irwin and he also inhabits the tribe called Rock Bridge in the forests of Columbia.
>Behold, the power of SS and GOMAD
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the Igbo are pretty interesting
rate the new specs lads
>one post if I scrimp
>median post is
>appreciates at 0.01%
hmm
>the so called fort
I'LL TELL YOU WERE YOU'LL FIND ME
UNDERNEATH THE GAY GUYYY
LIKE A SWEATY SMELLY ORGY
APPLE PIE
Clearly not me
good googly moogly
prove it
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
don stepped outside
bullshit
Sinister looking fellow you are
Why do you harbour such cruel intentions? Do you intend to harm me? Me and my brothers?
Get out of here
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listening to the smiths
it felt GOOD to be alone
the second & third parts look a bit tedious desu
>australians
Why am I too intellectually stunted to grasp the insane ramblings of julius evola?
Looks very safe...too safe
dead kennedys desu
Females of the world:
If he doesn't go to art galleries
If he doesn't have books in
his home
If he doesn't take you to
the Opera
If he doesn't listen to the
classics and/or post-rock
If he can't quote Shakespeare,
Chaucer or Dostoevsky
If he doesn't play Minecraft,
Dwarf Fortress or both
If he doesn't express himself
creatively via the medium of paint,
song or music
THEN DON'T FUCK HIM.
dont leave me high
dont leave me dry
youtube.com
WHO SOUTHERNER HERE?
need this more pixelated please
rethink your life faggot
The first part is very exciting.
The novel's protagonist Okonkwo is famous in the surrounding villages for being a wrestling champion, defeating a wrestler nicknamed "the cat" (because he never lands on his back). He is strong, hard-working, and strives to show no weakness. Okonkwo wants to dispel his father Unoka’s tainted legacy of being effeminate (he borrowed and lost money, and neglected his wife and children) and cowardly (he feared the sight of blood). Okonkwo works to build his wealth entirely on his own, as Unoka died a shameful death and left many unpaid debts. He is also obsessed with his masculinity, and any slight compromise on this is swiftly destroyed. As a result, he is brusque with his three wives, children, and neighbours, and is wealthy, courageous, and powerful among the people of his village. He is a leader of his village, and he has attained a position in his society for which he has striven all his life.
used to put cds in the microwave when I was a kid
Bet thats not going to end in a murder
babestation
going to go play rainbow six after seeing this image thanks x
the aldi version of snickers tastes just the same if not better.
based aldi.
Because you fornicate with men.
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might get on as well 2bh
Chatting up yank birds on the ol' 'pikchat, lads
decided a rather dire minger needed an ego boost so I spent twenty minutes singing along to mind-rotting pop songs with her.
the fuck is this plinky plonk bullshit
>love me, love me, say that you love me
>fool me, fool me, go on and fool me
me
daily reminder that south easterners are literally french
Cease immediately
He's the biggest meme ever
An irrational, incoherent idiot
missed shaving off a bit of hair under my chin
fuck it im just leaving it no one will notice anyway
snickers is shit though
ya cease your life immediately
fucking weirdo
>womyn are so oppressed
have a word with yourself
i do not concern myself with the opinion of sheep
povvo
shall be posting this on facebook to get some attention from cool people to know i listen to cool music
aldi/lidl are good if you want a smaller selection than tesco and more rotting fruit.
it's really only good for basic tins of stuff which you'd be better getting at B&M if you can't afford the supermarket
south-westerners are cool
south-easterners need to be purged
aldi and lidl are great, dunno why rorkes bash them so much
>no one will notice anyway
t. manlet
I'm not weird
Why do you think I'm weird
*has a word with you instead*
looks like and cool protagonist
ill go to the african bookstore and check if its there
you're the irish lad that posts on /epl/ right?
i'm 6'2"
that got me thinking though, id better shave it off just in case
SOME SHARTS ARE BORN, MADE TO SHIT THE FLAG
OOH THEY'RE RED WHITE AND POO
AND WHEN THE BAND PLAYS HAIL POO THE QUEEF
OOH, THEY MAKE A BIG POO, LORD
glad to be of service.
*pretends not to hear you*
gonna create a new show called babstation.
people will watch thinking it's babestation but much to their surprise, our fantastic guest will be having a poo live on TV.
what's your primary fetish, lads?
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found a pic of you during school haha
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more like Queef Elizabeth II
aldi/lidl jaffa cakes are also top tier
fuck the judge, the DA, and the circus court
oh fuck off
No that's fitizen he's an apathetic wankstain
The second and third parts of the book aren't tedious at all and are actually just as exciting and interesting, a pensive insight into colonial Africa. The clash of traditional culture with the outside world. The writer, Achebe has a very unique writing style. Because he's Nigerian it is very brunt, but very effective for this novel.
going to do a cheeky bedtime