Why are you single Sup Forums?

Why are you single Sup Forums?

Duh

Mentally ill and average looking at best.

Depression?

I broke up with my girl to fulfill my findom fantasies.
I'm currently getting my bank account drained by a wonderful latina woman. Pic related, as I've literally never seen her face, only heard her voice and seen her ass and pussy - it's a perfect arrangement, really.

I dont have the time or mental capacity to deal with another humans personality,mentality,psych or ego

Borderline Personality Disorder.

I am just an all around horrible person.

Apathy mostly. I just really don't care enough to put myself out there.

On the one hand its been nice just saving for things that I want to do, and not give a fuck about anyone else.

Sometimes I miss being close to someone though

Because I'm too much of a self conscious and insecure fuck to say anything to her knowing damn well everything would be just fine if I did... What the fuck is wrong with me to the point where I would rather just sit by myself for days than to just take a chance....

What hobbies do you have?

Same here my dude. I think I've subconsciously convinced myself that its easier to just not take the chance

May as well join the CIA/NSA/MI6 and make big bucks

You know what? I have no fucking idea. I've been a very sociable guy over the years and always make plenty of friends but any time I go for a girl they 'nope' out of there. Maybe I'm just ugly?

Maybe you can work in customer service and get used to talking to people while not really giving a fuck about them?

Tinkering with electronics (mostly buying/repairing audio equipment), my car, PC gaming shit, guns, camping. Only shit I really have time for outside of working.

i spent my time focusing on school and career rather than learning how to socialize
now i'm a wizard with a good job
not a good trade

I spend my money on yearly month long vacations when it gets cold, and I don't have to put up with any annoying bullshit.

Catch flights not feels

What I learnt is school is not a place to learn a skill or trade, it's a place to socialize and network.

Once we miss the opportunity it's gone.

Traveling alone is really the shit man.

Don't be upset dude you have your life together I wish I could have that.

True, as long as you have money you can at least afford an escort.

Because im fat, ugly, and autistic. Pretty simple senpai.

Well I spent my time focusing on drug taking and partying rather than working or learning how to be a normal human. Now I'm 30 and totally fucked because I have no work OR social skills.

Because I work so much that it has completely ruined my life. I have been in love with a girl that I grew up with, but I just don't have the balls to tell her out of fear of her rejecting me. I've always been rejected by women primarily because I'm a self conscious, sarcastic ass. And if I were to be rejected by her, I'd most likely kill myself so I'd rather keep it to myself as I do with everything

no i don't
i wake up, sit in bed browsing Sup Forums for a few hours, drink some coffee, and go to work
when i get home, i sit in bed browsing Sup Forums for a few hours, drink some whisky, eat a shitty microwave dinner, and go to bed
i haven't hung out with friends in over a year

No job, no car, no pad. don't really feel i deserve a partner op.

Pro tip: stop watching anime

1. Move to a big city
2. Get a job
3. Get a pad
4. You don't need a car because big city has transit

You are half way there

I do the same thing but without a financial stability. idk we all have different needs. I hope things get better for you user

Because my first relationship ruined it for me now I can't stand the idea of letting someone else come close to me emotionally tldr I'm a big pussy now

Left a shitty but long ship and philandered a bit afterwards, but I'm on a 3 month dry spell now.

I really can't say I'm torn up about being single tbh. I have a car, am decently attractive, not as autistic as all you guys, my own place, decent income so it's not like I can't get laid.

Maybe I'm just a closet faggot

I was an autistic loser well before i started watching anime as well. Anime and manga just helps keep the depresion at bay.

i did more than my share of drug taking as well, but it was mostly with my small group of druggie friends instead of at parties
drugs get old after a while, and we don't really see each other anymore
i've been smoking a quarter a week of weed for the past decade, but i'm taking a break right now because it was fucking up my lungs and my head

I havent had sex in 4 years while my friends are fucking people every weekend and having 3somes and sometimes orgies. I must just be the ugliest motherfucking walking.

Only an autistic fag would think he's less autistic you're on Sup Forums after all

Every time I have had a girlfriend I want to run away asap. The cuddling, the hanging out, it's fun but I hit this point sometimes a day, sometimes a few weeks in, where I just realize I don't give a shit about anything she talks about and having someone constantly texting me asking how my day was is annoying.

If a girl comes up and wants to go on a date I'll usually go for it, but I really don't try to seek out women these days and instead just try to have fun with my passions.

Maybe... if we all tried... REALLY hard... we won't be single

Yes the do fampai

>Trying

Yeah that's the problem user

everyone in this thread pair up and start fucking
beggars can't be choosers

You just described me real well haha

>Yfw

If you make big bucks, you can get escorts every night, or even host big parties.

So go and get rich.

Fappers can be choosers

Go on soc and get a LDR. Thats what i did. Got me laid.

You need call girls, not girlfriends.

Realistically I'll never find a qt3.14 who is into the same weird shit that I'm into, and I refuse to lower my standards

You think a guy who cant get laid when his entire social circle is a giant fuck-fest has the ability to get super rich?

We don't need to pair up. We have your holes.

We just need to line up.

Im not you broke nigger.
>Dual Income No Kids
>Swingers
Learn to live plebs.

Everyone has to start from somewhere. You being poor in your country doesn't mean you can't be a rich guy in a different country.

I'm not single. I've been in a monogamous relationship with my right hand for nearly two decades.

When I attain wizard status in the fall of 2020, I will ascend to greatness...fulfill my greatest destiny and be the best like no one ever was...you might say its my quest, my cause even, to be the best, the very best like no one ever was.

>Me in 12 months.

That's the spirit

as a wizard, i regret to inform you that wizardry doesn't live up to the hype

Have you tried Islam? You are guaranteed 72 virgins after your death.

i stopped believing in fairy tales when i was 6

I dont really understand. How would moving country help me get rich? I'm British btw.

???
>not picking Druid

I'm ugly, broke and have a problem with depression and being quiet.
Haven't been to college but I'm trying to start a career. My car is a piece of shit and my attitude is garbage. I'm negative and not fun to be around.

See, you claim to be British, but you sound like a fucking mudslime or nigger. Knowing England, you're more than likely one of the former and not even white.

because I have Gentoo.

move to some third world shithole with 50 grand and you can be king of the shithole
i dunno if that's better than living in a tiny apartment in the first world though

Here's a story I heard:

A white British guy who was an ambulance driver in UK, went to Dubai and he became the Director of Safety at the Dubai airport. He is making millions every year.

There are countries where they think all white people are smart and pay them good money to work for their companies. Try those and report back.

...

holy shit, a whole anecdote?
get a few thousand more of those and you might be on to something

If you don't try then you will never get a chance.

Isn't that why we are all single?

Every Gall I know thinks I'm a kid even though I'm 20 and I've never tried to get another relationship after my first girl dumped me and went to women.

Jesus christ

fuck already you fucking faggots

always working
always at school
introverted, always shut down around new people

too blunt for my own good

plus i like having to not answer to anyone and putting my money in to stuff and things that i want and not have to worry about paying for someone else

divorced a year ago to this month. kinda grown to hate women. i'm holdin out for that one that isn't a lazy sack of shit and has aspirations in life beyond being a psychologist. might be single for a while.

because 99% of girls that i meet through work, friends, etc are boring as fuck and i'd rather be alone than listen to them talk about their basic bullshit. i'm looking for a really serious relationship, not some mediocre shit, and i'd be ok with just sleeping around and getting with stupid bimbo sluts off tinder but i've never been the type of guy that bimbos are into, too intellectual, not culturally assimilated enough

oh, also skinny white guy thats balding so that doesnt help

tho im told im about a 7/10

>5/10 looks, maybe 6/10 depending on how fat and desperate the chick looking is.
>Tired of 3's and 4's, won't date anyone under a 5.
>Very low self-confidence with women
>Much higher self-confidence around men, because I don't want to bang them and don't care if they think I'm a weirdo...
>But I can't apply that logic to beautiful females, even though one of the hottest girls in one of my classes was looking at me like I had a dick made of chocolate that ejaculated money because she found out I drive an almost brand new BMW....
>Quite a bit older than 80% of the people at my school.
>Millennials are retards and piss me off.

Been burned enough times in the past to finally learn not to keep sticking my hand on the stove.
Anime girls wont break your heart.

Hooker said no

>30+ years old
>in community college
>"ALMOST brand new BMW"
>poor, fat, ugly manlet detected that can't even get a nigger to suck his dick at a community college with an ALMOST new car so he's mad at the younger generation

I'm not. But, I would like to be.

How have people reacted to your BMW in general. I'm considering getting one soon, mainly for myself, but if women find it attractive it certainly wouldn't hurt. I'm a bit worried about being labelled as a douchebag though.

...

Im not

Welp,
>Be me
>Mary, you're in love with her
>Tell her what you feel
>She rejects me
>Noproblem.jpg
>We end up cool, as friends
>Suddenly, Montse, the fat fuck piece of shit spreads a fake rumor
>Try to solve things with everyone
>Mary believes me, but seems awkward
>Ever since that, I tried to make conversation with her, but she starts getting less closer
>Can't make a friendship with her

We live in a culture where men are expected to make the moves and be aggressive. So since I'm a pussy and not aggressive, I am currently single and will (regrettably) remain so I'd imagine.

And I wanted to be a fat antisocial recluse who plays video games all day. We can't all get what we want.

Just got out of the Army, cuckstain... Also, there are like twelve whole niggers in my entire state... And, I don't believe in bestiality...

Also, not mad at the generation for not sucking my dick; mad at the generation because they're a generation of fucking retards. Case in point: This user.

>pic unrelated

Men are expected to make the moves and be aggressive. But don't you dare kiss someone without asking permission, because that's borderline rape. But asking permission to kiss is awkward and an immediate turnoff, and a real man should just go for it. Fuck this shit is confusing.

...

because all i do all day is BBC bait cuck post on Sup Forums and try to feel racially superior about my self because iam a insecure useless fucking nigger!

>Just got out of the Army

found the
> fucking retard

tbqh, it inspires far more butthurt and penis envy than I ever imagined!! I've been shot shitty looks, cut off, flipped off, raced-around (sorry, I don't drive like a dick, regardless of the stereotype), cocked off to by EVERY douchebag ricer with a rusted out Honda with a gook flute exhaust (and V6 Mustang/Camaro/Challenger, and Nissans, and etc.)....

And I don't give two shits if people call me a d-bag for owning a BMW... I very well may be a d-bag, but it's not because I own a certain car model; the vast majority of that is simply jealousy anyway...

And finally: They're depreciation supercolliders; this thing will be worth a fraction of its original sticker price by the time the warranty is up. My plan is to get rid of it before that happens...

Either way, though, I bought the car for ME; I gives two fucks what anyone else thinks about it... Appreciate it for it being a nice-ass car, hate me for having a nicer car than you, or feel completely indifferent, I don't give a fuck; I like it, and I'M the only one that matters, cuz I'M the only one who's gotta drive it...

Also, I have other vehicles as well... So, inb4germanreliabilityjokes

All living up to my parents expactations did was drain my wallet and energy looking for a vagina to produce grandchildren. Since I stopped giving a fuck, I now have all the money, time, and energy I want to do whatever I want, whenever I want. I am a 20+ yo NEET who lives alone with no obligations to anyone but myself and I couldn't be happier.

Eat my scrote, bitch boy. I was slaying bodies before you got your first pube, faggot.

>pic unrelated

She said she likes me as much as I like her but that she would just end up fucking it up. I mean it's true but I still want to try. Bound to be some good times right?

Honestly, I was just being a dick... Too many faggots these days think they gotta be married, own a big-ass house, have babies, and fill their 3-car garage before they're 25....

None of them have the goddamned common sense to LIVE a little, while they still have their youth....

She just wants to be friends, user, and all women are lying bitches anyways; if she liked you half as much as you liked her, she'd give it a shot... The excuse was just to placate you...

>too stupid to get into a decent college
>too poor to afford a community college
>probably a pedophile or felon
>joined the Army to go kill people for no reason

pic very related

nazi fascist gun loving scum

Because my exgf still loved her ex and i told her to go after him

Yeah I guess. But how am I supposed to get a gf when my best friend is a chick. No way anyone goes for that. Either way the friendship Is on the line a bit.

>triggered millennial Hillary cuck detected