ITT: Hollywood assassinations
ITT: Hollywood assassinations
John Lee
Michael Robinson
bump
Zachary Ortiz
...
Luke Martinez
Brittany Murphy
Nathaniel Garcia
BAN ASSAULT CARS NOW
Jayden Price
I don't get it
Jaxson Bennett
wtf i hate cars now
Sebastian Kelly
Hollywood is assassinating the character of Motoko by having Scarjo play her.
At least, that's what I think he meant.
Lincoln Foster
What makes you think he was assassinated?
Zachary Turner
Y tho?
Luis Watson
The only real one
Josiah Nguyen
Tbh it's quite fishy. Run over by his own car? How did the car accelerate so quickly?
Logan Campbell
>be Yelchin
>checkin mail like you do every day
>car in neutral magically comes to life and chases after you
must be one of those freak accidents
Evan Lee
Car kill people, guns don't
William Perez
Obviously KGB
Chase Morris
another one to chekov the list
Levi Reed
who is this?
Luke Campbell
heh
Xavier Roberts
Look up Michael Hastings
Sebastian Young
certainly not the only one
Wyatt Williams
>be yelchin
>get in car
>realize you forgot to get mail
>accidentally put car in neutral when you meant to put it in park
>walk to mailbox
>get hit by car
Owen Foster
what did he knew and how did he tried to warn us?
Isaac Bennett
elijah woo
Jaxson Gonzalez
>thread #49456325 for literally who
Tyler Green
This is the funposting one
Eli Morris
Freak accident my ass. You literally can't do this.
By the time you exit the car, it starts rolling. The car will outrun you.
Cooper Hall
>be Yelchin
>forget how cars work
or
>be yelchin
>CBS hitman slips into your car
Only one of the above can be correct.
Sebastian Howard
I watched a car roll down the street and through an intersection hitting another car. Sometime
manuals slip out of gear.
Jacob Hughes
>Sometimes manuals slip out of gear.
>from a parked position
Yeah, no.