Sup Forums I'm actually drunk as fuck, ask me anything

Sup Forums I'm actually drunk as fuck, ask me anything

Wanna nibble on my foreskin?

what you drinkin mate?

Cockjuice. - OP

Nah, mate, I'm not that drunk ;).

I drank like 10 plus shots, lot's of absint and I don't even know.

You're the fucker though.

...

Will you do stupid shit for us?

What is is a such a feminine human male of your caliber doing on the 4 of the chans. Unless it's bait then gtfo fag

Depends on the shit.... Shoot up brother

Find some animal outside and fuck it.

Nah m8, that'd require me to be ridiculously drunk.

Drink anally, at least 1 shot worth.

Show us your tits. I mean, you knew this was coming, right? You've probably got some sort of witty response prepared. Frankly, I'm surprised someone else hasn't said it yet.

What are your actual opinions on women

Fucking hell, why not just drink 2 extra shots? You want to blow my liver1? I should kill myself xd

What's you ID#?
What's you SSN?
What's you bank account number?
And,
Who did you vote for?

I, also, am drunk as fuck.
Cheers!

I don't have thw wits to reply though. I'm a man why would ya want my tits? Wait let me find a good picture.

I respect women, they're there, you have to coexist with them. I'm single though, my last gf broke up with me actually

I would definitely vote for Trump, sorry to say, but in my opinion Hillary is way worse. Considering most of Trump's ideas wouldn't even be approved on Congress, he's the best choice, Hillary wants war with Russia

Cheers brother, why are you drunk though!?