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GLENN

WELL

No

Havent heard from FHG Ltd. since he molested his nephews lads

is getting out lbw a meme? is it inexcusable?

>Fuckner
Embarassing

cricket is gay

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Pay denbts

not sure how i feel about this one desu

huh?

Pokemon's a bit shit lad

i was like no way that can't be true and tried to think how you might be wrong but couldn't come up with anything feelsbad.

nostalgia is all i have left

truly a broken man

what part of the uk are you from m9

brighton. u sydney?

adelaide

r8 it out of 10

1

>not watching the second innings

cazzies

too boring, we already know australia have won

must be really good fun to be gay

like i like dick a bit and i'm straight but they must REALLY love it

Tbh I'd suck a dick but I'd NEVER let one penetrate my asshole

The idea of anything getting slipped up my bum is physically repulsive

The pain the first time is honestly unimaginable. I have no idea how girls do it

> I have no idea how girls do it
i have been with a couple of girls who literally gave zero fucks about lube either. i'm not sure girls feels pain, or anything at all really

friendly reminder glann mcgrath is a poor man's mohammed asif

Glenn Batswell

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>going on Sup Forums

kill me

wicked protein farts lads

how would you like it done?

Read that article on cricinfo on batsmen that bat wrong handed

Unironically considering switching hands for this season

Feels weird as fuck but I literally average 4.5 so it can't be any worse

batting is seriously fucking hard desu. always got cleaned up by absolute hacks

link?

Herath

Who here /straffo/?

kek

is Dominic Bess, dare I say it, elite?

>ball is straight
>recognise it's straight
>be aware that I have to defend
>bat in line
>go for a forward defence

>to late lol bowled

Every fucking time tttt

thecricketmonthly.com/story/1042741/on-the-other-hand

"research shows there is an advantage"

>capeshit

He can't be serious? The others are all entry level as fuck but at least they're good.

>always switch-hit the last ball when i'm at training and batting in the nets
>usually hit it pretty well if it's straight and full

maybe there's something to it

>tfw can only sweep and block
>also bowl spin
>also have a receding hairline

Really got me thinking

Hello Gary

How's Bertha and her son?

>The register, compiled by the Australian Tax Office, shows 13.6 per cent of Australia's farmland is foreign-owned.

>UK-based investors own 27.5 million hectares or almost 53 per cent of that portion and less than 0.5 per cent of total agricultural land is held by Chinese investors.

Execute all poms

>straffoposting has transcended boards and is receiving unironic replies
what a time to be alive

De Gay

surprised the yanks don't own more Tbh

he's already made some waves on Sup Forums with his white genocide comments

>going on Sup Forums

I don't anymore since it's been raided by /r/TheDonald looking for >le meme magic XD

>The United States is the second-highest country on the register, followed by the Netherlands with almost 3 million hectares, Singapore with almost 2 million hectares, and China with 1.5 million hectares. The Philippines, Switzerland, Jersey, Indonesia and Japan round out the top 10 foreign buyers.

>Foreign-owned farmland by state:

>Queensland: 17.7 million hectares
>Northern Territory: 15.2 million hectares
>Western Australia: 8.8 million hectares
>South Australia: 7.2 million hectares
>NSW/ACT: 2.4 million hectares
>Victoria: 607,000 hectares
>Tasmania: 342,000 hectares

So Queensland is full of traitors and sell-outs. Really gets the neurons firing

And aren't they the ones who vote in Katter to protect Australia from Big Strong Foreign Ownership?

Is Jersey a UK tax haven or some shit?

someone who has seen boyhood help me out in the tv thread lads, I'm on the edge of being exposed as not having seen it

>tfw actually like the movie

just spam the 12 years maymay

I'm backed in a corner lad, the guy wants me to mention a specific scene. What was the most pretentious part of the movie that I can name drop?

basically yes

its probably just an assortment of foreigners tho who are registered there for tax purposes

the actual regular people of Jersey are the biggest cucks on the planet tho. So that they can keep their tax-haven status, they aren't in the EU. But because they are in the UK, EU citizens can freely move to Jersey but people from Jersey cant go into the EU visa-free. Kek.

They play our sport though.

I haven't seen it either tbqh

Kek, based straff

Whoops

is Boland, dare I say it, Based?

it's actually a great question, wish straffo was actually in that thread to answer it

>Cricket Australia said in a statement that during the match, "Worrall scratched an image of a penis and testicles into a wicket that was being prepared for a grade cricket final that coming weekend".

>Worrall was reported for breaching the Cricket Australia Code of Behaviour by "acting in a way that was unbecoming of a representative and brought the game of cricket into disrepute".

Reminder this disgusting excuse for a human being will be representing Australia imminently

anyone else a lifelong fan of India Green?

ah yes i remember that

wasnt that only a couple of years ago as well?

literally just ordered my India Blue shirt

Two years back from memory

I'm a National Performance Squad XI man myself. Been following the lads for as long as I can remember

Just keeping our memes up to date lads

Why were the 92 uniforms so fucking GOAT lads?
>matching uniforms for all teams except zimbabwe who couldn't afford lettering
>coloured stripes
>bright colours

No other set of pyjamas has ever come close

I mean compare it to this shit

>memeswell

Only 2 people in this picture are enjoying themselves. India seems to be seething about it too.

de Silva is smiling in his own, jungle curry way

just fucking look at them lads

>sponsored by a cigarette company
really makes you think

t. hashim amla

Pic related was also elite

howcome Pakistan produce these guys and India just keep pumping out a gorillion 5'5 120kp/h Kumars

Been thinking a bit about this left/right thing. I always assumed I was right handed because holding like a tennis racquet or anything left handed feels fucking retarded, but if you think about it batting left handed is far closer to hitting the ball backhand than actually using your left hand

When I played squash a lot I always felt that while my forehand was more powerful, I preferred using the back hand because it's more accurate and you can use it in tighter spaces. Batting left handed with a dominant righthand is essentially just like hitting backhand in squash

Might try it tttt, what have I got to lose? A broken finger from right handed gloves?

different cultural groups

it's the same reason why afghanistan have better fast bowlers than india

Tbh I'd probably end up skying every ball since I'd be pushing out with my bottom hand if I tried going lefty

Why's that? Are you left hand dominant? When I try it left it's 90% top hand

Kek, the 2022 wogball World Cup is going to be a shitshow

players are going to literally die

literally who gives a fuck

execute the lot of them

>changing the predominant shirt colour based on who the sponsor is
it's shit like this I can't stand

Tbh

I hope a heatwave cooks the wog fuckers alive

lmfao i made an international student friend from india and apparently he used to browse /cric/

please watch our sport

Everyone here thinks Sup Forums is some internet hell hole.

Found a lot of people who like cricket though.

i dont like the longass setup (which is why i hate baseball)
i do enjoy watching quickies, like world cup matches i think

did you ram it down their midwickets lad?

you probably mean t20s lad

ODIs go for eight hours or something

I'm literally swimming in white pussy tbḫ

>Everyone here thinks Sup Forums is some internet hell hole.
are they wrong?

>Found a lot of people who like cricket though.
So in other words, you joined the Indian club at your uni?

t20 games go for 3 hours so you can watch them. They are faster than World Cup games (ODI's) which take about 8 hours

if you actually want to watch some, there will be a t20i between Australia and sri lanka in a couple of days and then the BBL (aus domestic comp) starts in december

thankyou for considering watching our sport