What strange things have you done/do behind closed doors?

What strange things have you done/do behind closed doors?

Sit in my room naked and watch porn.

stuck things up my ass

Tap dance and grin like those black guys from the 30s

im white

ask for source

That is a great ass.

these two, and giving my self a facial, and swallowing some

so are they you stupid faggot.

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Two years ago, I woke up, smoked a cigarette and saw a rabbit sitting by a tree in my front yard. I went inside made coffee and finished my morning routine while thinking about the rabbit. As I was leaving my house for the day I grabbed my pellet gun and shot the rabbit, it took off running. I went about my day, wondering if the rabbit lived or died. When I arrived home after my day out, I found the rabbit, dead with a shot to the head, about 30 yards from where it was hit. I brought it into the garage and cut it's foot off with a small knife. I don't even know why I did it but it was sad and I regret it strongly. Feels good to get it off my chest.

Huh?

once i was living with a girl who was fucking with me and i knew she was gonna leave soon so i started jacking off in the shower and i would remove the cap to her conditioner and drop a load in there every morning.
feels good, also feels bad

Send dick pics/vids to strangers on the internet

those tap dancers were white men in black face makeup. i hope you feel as dumb as you should

Probably guess where that went next.

I eat paper. I think they call it pica in the medical field except I don't eat just anything. Tissues/paper towels (clean of course), printer paper, salt or sugar packets

I don't know why I do it but I've never told anyone

I post my fuckboy ass on annonymous boards so strangers can masturbate to me because that turns me on and make me feel loved because no one gives me attention and i have mommy issues

If you do with pictures that have quality THAT low then you should kys

why do people love big fat asses so much these days? too much nigger influence? of do you just love cottage cheese?

Normal high quality camera does this shit and idk y

a vibrator on a guys dick????
That's interesting

i'm sorry your life is this bad

It was awesome.

I root for the cowboys. None of my friends or family knows.

snapchat?

High test.

You failed.

kik?

That's lit lol

that girls name elyse?

Fucking degenerate.

Faggot gtfo

This is the most vile disgusting bait I've ever encountered

No.

Piss in my mouth in the shower.
Fuck my ass with things.
Dip my dick into warm stuff like coffee.
Piss in my kitchen sink.
All this while i live with my girlfriend of 5 years

Thanks

>Ex and I were broken up for a minute and trying to work things out
>Get drunk with friends
>Best friend at the time sleeps with her
>She tries to play it off like accidental drunken sex
>Find out they bang several more times
>Grill her and finally get her to talk about it
>She said he was stronger than me and had a way bigger dick
>Sex was out of this world
>Says sex with me just wouldn't be the same cause bar has been set too high
Consistently jerk off to the fact that my former best friend stole my girl because alpha male status

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i clean my guns and masturbate. the smell of hoppes 9 or silicon grease gets me fucking diamonds for aome reason. then the gf wants to know why i smell weird and dont want to fuck. she doesnt know i am hasgunz

got anymore?
swear she looks like a girl i know

Because that's how you get a real mothafucka fucking lucky rabbits foot. My dad once shot a crow in the air with a bow and arrowe. Those crows feet are still on his dash mirror